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Iamslobbyist
04-24-21, 13:33
Hey guys,
New here. Is either place still worth trying? Anyone been lately to either. Zeus is under a new name when I drive by.I don't think Zeus exists anymore. There is a new building, I think maybe an apartment complex, where Zeus used to be. Maybe it opened up somewhere else under a new name? I am not sure.
LotsaFunInChi
04-24-21, 13:43
I don't think Zeus exists anymore. There is a new building, I think maybe an apartment complex, where Zeus used to be. Maybe it opened up somewhere else under a new name? I am not sure.It's still there, talent pool is diminished though, I think the hotter girls went to pacifico.
I'm going to Chicago next week. What the best place to go get massage with FS. Help me out. Thanks a lot.
Great review. I'd add that Melissa is around 40 but along with Suzie is totally a girl I would date. So sweet and accommodating. Greek is on the menu with Melissa, but I'm on the smaller side so maybe she was willing for me, but at 3 bill ls tip I was a no go. Suzie used to BBBJ and let me finger the heinie. I think along with her name change that something must've happened (She's a single momma so maybe playing it safe. Both are amazing experiences though, and they'd do doubles together FYI.I haven't seen Melissa yet but maybe I will. Funny that those are the two girls you would date. They are very different from each other.
I do need to be careful with how many girls I see there because one thing I've learned is that they talk. They compare notes. I don't want to come across as the CLM *****, which could affect the kind of services I get there. I might stick with one or two girls going forward. I'll let others review the rest.
Checked it out. Ok place. 5/10. Wouldn't repeat. For same money, you can get more in CLH.
In a search of a real nuru experience, I am thinking of pulling the trigger on:
https://chicago.rubratings.com/159637
Anyone tried this before? I will report back unless I see negative reviews here.
I'm going to Chicago next week. What the best place to go get massage with FS. Help me out. Thanks a lot.You'll just have to read the forum. We all contributed here to make this is a useful forum. There's a lot of good information here. Read through it, see what sounds good to you, go and learn and then come back and tell us how it went!
I haven't seen Melissa yet but maybe I will. Funny that those are the two girls you would date. They are very different from each other.
I do need to be careful with how many girls I see there because one thing I've learned is that they talk. They compare notes. I don't want to come across as the CLM *****, which could affect the kind of services I get there. I might stick with one or two girls going forward. I'll let others review the rest.They are similar in the sense that they're both Total sweetheart girlfriend types. Jenny is definitely the younger super tattooed single mom stripper whereas Melissa's just your overall general sex worker but she used to be a stripper. But surprisingly enough they are similar in both of told me that they're preference to do four hands would be with one another so they obviously have some chemistry / rapport happening.
You'll just have to read the forum. We all contributed here to make this is a useful forum. There's a lot of good information here. Read through it, see what sounds good to you, go and learn and then come back and tell us how it went!Yea but the forum doest say the name or location.
Kelly, formerly of Relax, told me that Jessica and Stephanie also work there. You probably saw Kelly.I saw her many times back in the (now-defunct) Elegant days. Saw her a time or two early in her River West tenure. Never got anything beyond L1 (with breast play).
IMissCutler
04-25-21, 09:27
I don't think Zeus exists anymore. There is a new building, I think maybe an apartment complex, where Zeus used to be. Maybe it opened up somewhere else under a new name? I am not sure.Zeus is still there. Raquel, Selma, Bianca and Daniela are there.
There's also a place on diversey just west of Cicero that has latinas. I think the name is sunrise or something like that. Crystal from zeus was there before.
TheFunGuy0077
04-25-21, 17:02
Zeus is still there. Raquel, Selma, Bianca and Daniela are there.
There's also a place on diversey just west of Cicero that has latinas. I think the name is sunrise or something like that. Crystal from zeus was there before.I appreciate the info. This is why this forum is great when the regulars can help out.
TheFunGuy0077
04-25-21, 17:03
Zeus is still there. Raquel, Selma, Bianca and Daniela are there.
There's also a place on diversey just west of Cicero that has latinas. I think the name is sunrise or something like that. Crystal from zeus was there before.Best option? AS IN sweet, and personable out of the bunch?
Iamslobbyist
04-25-21, 19:58
Zeus is still there. Raquel, Selma, Bianca and Daniela are there.
There's also a place on diversey just west of Cicero that has latinas. I think the name is sunrise or something like that. Crystal from zeus was there before.Thank you for the clarification. Drove past today and see that it is still there. They took the awning above the door off, which threw me off.
Looks like there's a new girl starting today. Zara. Looks hot from the pics. Wondering if anybody is going to try her out or has already and has some feedback.
There are also some new pics of some of the girls. I really wish they would redo their website so that each girl gets a page with all of their photos and a little bio or something like most other websites do.
https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/
UncleNutzy
04-26-21, 12:34
It's still there, talent pool is diminished though, I think the hotter girls went to pacifico.I feel like that place has gone downhill too.
I was glancing at RM and I noticed a lot of new places pop up around Chinatown. Have anyone here been to any one of them? Base on the addresses it all seems like they are private apartment instead of a store front. I live up north so I rarely go to Chinatown but if there is a worth while one I willing to drive down there.Any new or old places worth going to? I been to moon spa. You can pm me if you like.
TheFunGuy0077
04-26-21, 15:07
4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Changes:
Audrey is gone.
Naomi is gone.
Amy is gone.
Maddie is gone.
Lexi is gone.
Sarah is back.
More info needed:
Sarah. Older MILF who loves sex and is a total GFE provider. Upcharge is based entirely on how much she likes you. Could use another review for more details.
Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.
Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.
Review summaries:
Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.
Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.I've never tried setting an appt with any of them. I just go to various spots. I'm always curious or nervous when it's not a business but an apartment. Is this what they are? I'd like to see them but how much info do they really need? I always hated giving too much personal info. Make sense. Or am I just being paranoid LOL.
CougarBait
04-26-21, 16:00
Zeus is still there. Raquel, Selma, Bianca and Daniela are there.
There's also a place on diversey just west of Cicero that has latinas. I think the name is sunrise or something like that. Crystal from zeus was there before.Based on this comment, I decided to give the place a shot. I believe you're right, it's Sunrise. I had Leslie. She's a thick Mexican chick with big tits. $70 door charge. Massage was actually pretty good. Extras were a bit over priced in my opinion. She wanted 150 for fully nude, I said no, she offered topless for 100, I said no. Asked for standard finish, 60. Thought about it and asked if I went topless, would she use her tits on me. She said yes, so I agreed. She did a nice tit job and let me cum between them. I'll probably return. Still seems a bit steep, and I was probably only there for 30 min, but for a massage from someone other than an Asian I don't think you get a better deal anywhere.
I've never tried setting an appt with any of them. I just go to various spots. I'm always curious or nervous when it's not a business but an apartment. Is this what they are? I'd like to see them but how much info do they really need? I always hated giving too much personal info. Make sense. Or am I just being paranoid LOL.IMHO you are not paranoid, you're just using a common sense. I don't believe it's a wise idea to let a provider known your identity and then to keep your personal info in their database.
Have anyone been to Snow White Spa? It seem to be blowing up in RM.Can anyone comment on it?
I've never tried setting an appt with any of them. I just go to various spots. I'm always curious or nervous when it's not a business but an apartment. Is this what they are? I'd like to see them but how much info do they really need? I always hated giving too much personal info. Make sense. Or am I just being paranoid LOL.They are in apartments but you can't get the address until you book with them. They are a weird mix between a massage parlor and an incall. They have beds and are in apartments, but half the girls don't do anything but HR. And they don't take walkins but depending on who happens to be manning the phones at the time, screening with vary.
I've never tried setting an appt with any of them. I just go to various spots. I'm always curious or nervous when it's not a business but an apartment. Is this what they are? I'd like to see them but how much info do they really need? I always hated giving too much personal info. Make sense. Or am I just being paranoid LOL.I don't think that they ever asked my real name.
LotsaFunInChi
04-27-21, 16:45
https://chicago.rubratings.com/224107
Suspicious but her pics are hot. It's the second number and location she's posted on RR. She's responsive but refuses to send a verification pic. I want to see her but checking here with the brain trust first.
JustAMonger
04-27-21, 16:50
Can anyone comment on it?Most of those reviews are by the owners. They don't care how explicit they are because they don't have a storefront. They can vet you over the phone.
You can tell some of the reviews are copied and pasted from other legit reviews. Papasan forgets to proofread them, LOL.
Sometimes he gets the name wrong in the review body of text. Different from the girls name in the review title.
Most AAMP reviews in Chicago are fake.
AngelBravo
04-28-21, 05:23
https://chicago.rubratings.com/224107
Suspicious but her pics are hot. It's the second number and location she's posted on RR. She's responsive but refuses to send a verification pic. I want to see her but checking here with the brain trust first.Those pics are being used in other ads. My gut and your gut feeling is your being catfished. Stay away.
https://adultsearch.com/california/los-angeles/female-escorts/1308934
https://www.adultlook.com/p/3165930
https://adultsearch.com/california/anaheim/female-escorts/1378775
Anyone know anything about Moonlight Spa Orland pk.
Mandy, the famous was a gem but, She has got new bolt ons used to love her Attitude and really wanted to give you a great massage I have a bad shoulder and we would spend time working on it as well as a legit neck crack after her bolt ons she has less massage performance then usual she is def one of hottest Asian masseuses I've seen and great personality maybe a bad day before got no more then l1 I believe all is on table now do what you may with the info I'll give it a while before I'm back.
I stumbled upon this gem lookin for Mandy they are a block from each other I have seen her a few times now cheaper and just as good attitude as Mandy but not as cute still very attractive roaming and enjoys it, all on table and good massage I'm sure all is on table 60 house 60 tip l1/ l2 table shower included treat her well she is a hidden gem.
Those pics are being used in other ads. My gut and your gut feeling is your being catfished. Stay away.
https://adultsearch.com/california/los-angeles/female-escorts/1308934
https://www.adultlook.com/p/3165930
https://adultsearch.com/california/anaheim/female-escorts/1378775Well done. Thank you!
https://chicago.rubratings.com/224107
Suspicious but her pics are hot. It's the second number and location she's posted on RR. She's responsive but refuses to send a verification pic. I want to see her but checking here with the brain trust first.I was curious as well.
Anyone know anything about Moonlight Spa Orland pk.I have been there twice, both times same experience. They have trouble keeping massage girls. Girls wear mask entire session and mask you on the flip. Very little teasing or roaming only self service offered.
Mandy, the famous was a gem but, She has got new bolt ons used to love her Attitude and really wanted to give you a great massage I have a bad shoulder and we would spend time working on it as well as a legit neck crack after her bolt ons she has less massage performance then usual she is def one of hottest Asian masseuses I've seen and great personality maybe a bad day before got no more then l1 I believe all is on table now do what you may with the info I'll give it a while before I'm back.Mandy's always taken very good care of me. She likes that I see her time to time, as I was a frequent patron of Selena's back in the day.
4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Changes:
Audrey is gone.
Naomi is gone.
Amy is gone.
Maddie is gone.
Lexi is gone.
Sarah is back.
More info needed:.Thanks to Jinurso for compiling this list!
I went to see Laura this week and had a fun time. Tall & thin blond Eastern Euro with B cups. Saw her when she first started and it was OK but this time she was much more into it. Did the HH for 160 which started with a real massage, then on the flip she could tell I wanted more. She offered 50 for BJ & 100 for FS. Did the FS which included an enthusiastic CBJ with time spent on the balls, then she road me while moaning the entire time. Switched to Mish and finished without any rushing. Plenty of kisses included. She was energetic and bubbly the entire time. I suspect YMMV but I was not disappointed.
Member #6286
04-29-21, 12:04
I've never tried setting an appt with any of them. I just go to various spots. I'm always curious or nervous when it's not a business but an apartment. Is this what they are? I'd like to see them but how much info do they really need? I always hated giving too much personal info. Make sense. Or am I just being paranoid LOL.Update on Salma. Maybe the reason she was reviewed poorly is because she is listed on Tryst as escort with 400-500 rate. So why settle for peanuts at CLM is she is bringing in independent Tryst money. I'm thinking she is doing CLM to cover slow days and prob knows she's not getting $400.
IMissCutler
04-29-21, 13:05
Mandy, the famous was a gem but, She has got new bolt ons used to love herDon't tell me this. Mandy has been on my list of women to go see and it was because of her nice big naturals. If she got fake ones I just might have to cross her off.
I went to HAO Spa, 3523 S Halsted, twice this past week and struck out both times. First time I had a chubby older Eskimo by the name of Lisa. Lisa gave a good 30 min massage but nothing extra. I tried to rub her ass and she moved away. I got a table shower with Lisa and she stayed away from the boys.
Second time I ended up with a younger chubby Asian by the name of Emily. Emily's massage was not good as Lisa's. Both girls kept me draped.
Any of you guys have any luck with these girls??
Thanks to Jinurso for compiling this list!
I went to see Laura this week and had a fun time. Tall & thin blond Eastern Euro with B cups. Saw her when she first started and it was OK but this time she was much more into it. Did the HH for 160 which started with a real massage, then on the flip she could tell I wanted more. She offered 50 for BJ & 100 for FS. Did the FS which included an enthusiastic CBJ with time spent on the balls, then she road me while moaning the entire time. Switched to Mish and finished without any rushing. Plenty of kisses included. She was energetic and bubbly the entire time. I suspect YMMV but I was not disappointed.That seems to fit into her general rap sheet. In summary "GFE YMMV".
Was BBBJ not an option?
I have been there twice, both times same experience. They have trouble keeping massage girls. Girls wear mask entire session and mask you on the flip. Very little teasing or roaming only self service offered.Thanks for the info. Save me a trip.
Went to the place on Irving. One woman there, Lala. Older and chubby not a terrible attitude but not real fun either. 130 FS NO BBBJ option which is what I like. Place is set-up with multiple beds but no walls.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/190137
I don't plan to repeat. Seems like there is nothing great on the North side.
Tried this place today. 1 woman, Lala. Older and chubby maybe a 5/10.130 FS no option for BBBJ. Place had multiple beds but no walls. It was clean. I am not planning to repeat.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/190137
North Side doesn't have many good options. Will keep trying.
DirtyDan2020
04-30-21, 06:08
I've tried Belmont spa the times that I've visited and while good, I would love to try something else that's hopefully nearby.
Rubmaps lists VIP massage&spa as a candidate but is anyone able to confirm L1 there?
If there's any others close by I would appreciate the info greatly.
I went to HAO Spa, 3523 S Halsted, twice this past week and struck out both times. First time I had a chubby older Eskimo by the name of Lisa. Lisa gave a good 30 min massage but nothing extra. I tried to rub her ass and she moved away. I got a table shower with Lisa and she stayed away from the boys.
Second time I ended up with a younger chubby Asian by the name of Emily. Emily's massage was not good as Lisa's. Both girls kept me draped.
Any of you guys have any luck with these girls??Was at HAO twice and left happy but that was a few years ago. Watch out for parking on Sox home games, got a ticket for not having a resident sticker.
Also I agree with everything said about Moonlight.
RaccoonJoe
04-30-21, 15:50
Try New Hope and Comfy. Both spas are nearby. There's also Broadway spa further north.
I've tried Belmont spa the times that I've visited and while good, I would love to try something else that's hopefully nearby.
Rubmaps lists VIP massage&spa as a candidate but is anyone able to confirm L1 there?
If there's any others close by I would appreciate the info greatly.
IMissCutler
04-30-21, 16:42
I've tried Belmont spa the times that I've visited and while good, I would love to try something else that's hopefully nearby.
Rubmaps lists VIP massage&spa as a candidate but is anyone able to confirm L1 there?
If there's any others close by I would appreciate the info greatly.There's new hope on Lincoln where you should be able to get what you want.
Natural healers on Ashland with big tit Tina but she is greedy.
Princess is just East down Belmont and Maggie is hot.
Also relax just down Ashland a little.
Or go west on Belmont towards western and there is Yspa.
Also if going that way then Clybourn is right there and you can hit Ling ling.
ChicagoGoer
04-30-21, 17:39
They are in apartments but you can't get the address until you book with them. They are a weird mix between a massage parlor and an incall. They have beds and are in apartments, but half the girls don't do anything but HR. And they don't take walkins but depending on who happens to be manning the phones at the time, screening with vary.Didn't have to fill out the website but screening was a bit more than anticipated. Honestly worth taking the risk on my end. The booker and I went back and forth because I over complicated my screening. Booker was kind enough to give me a green light after some confusion.
Can confirm apartments with full size rooms with one shared bathroom if I'm not mistaken. Place was pretty clean and hidden from major traffic.
Was able to see Natalia and can vouch for pretty much every review here. South American near 40 but pretty fit. The massage was way better than anticipated, she mentioned she was a PT back home. Let her massage me for 15 minutes. Was only planning to get L1 but after the massage and teasing, I caved for FS at 1 extra. No BBJ but close to GFE like experience.
Didn't have to fill out the website but screening was a bit more than anticipated. Honestly worth taking the risk on my end. The booker and I went back and forth because I over complicated my screening. Booker was kind enough to give me a green light after some confusion.
Can confirm apartments with full size rooms with one shared bathroom if I'm not mistaken. Place was pretty clean and hidden from major traffic.
Was able to see Natalia and can vouch for pretty much every review here. South American near 40 but pretty fit. The massage was way better than anticipated, she mentioned she was a PT back home. Let her massage me for 15 minutes. Was only planning to get L1 but after the massage and teasing, I caved for FS at 1 extra. No BBJ but close to GFE like experience.Everybody keeps talking about Sandra's massage and now I'm a little jealous because I've seen her twice, each time for an hour and never got a massage from her.
Went to the place on Irving. One woman there, Lala. Older and chubby not a terrible attitude but not real fun either. 130 FS NO BBBJ option which is what I like. Place is set-up with multiple beds but no walls.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/190137
I don't plan to repeat. Seems like there is nothing great on the North side.Visited the other location on Diversey like 3 months ago, received what I would consider to be an artful penis massage, (I'm not into AMP FS) so I'm not sure if more was available. It was pretty hard to describe, think of it as a 30+ min HJ. A mix of ball play, HJ and penis tip rub, with a prostate+HJ finish.
IMissCutler
05-01-21, 08:44
Tried this place today. 1 woman, Lala. Older and chubby maybe a 5/10.130 FS no option for BBBJ. Place had multiple beds but no walls. It was clean. I am not planning to repeat.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/190137
North Side doesn't have many good options. Will keep trying.The place has been around for a few years. The first time I went I had a Groupon for $1. 40 for a whole hour. Best price I ever paid at a place like this. She made sure she made her money with me. There is a back room there with a massage table. I've only had my massages back there, never in that front room. Lala gives a decent massage and gets into the ending. All is available there.
The lotus on diverse I had a terrible experience with big tit lily. It was disappointing and I left and got money back for my time as it just wasn't worth it as she was trying to rush me. Paid for an hour and then prepaid for 2 finishes (first time ever doing that) and was out of there with 1 finish and a 10 minute massage after about 25 minutes total. The doorbell kept ringing and she tried to flip me and get me out. I told her I paid for the hour and I expected that or else I was going to need some money back. We ended up settling on some cash back and I left. It sucks as she had nice big tits and gave me a Russian beginning. I would a been a repeat customer because of that but this experience just ruined it. I've never been back and I share my experiences about her with whoever asks. The new girls there could be different, and I hope they are.
If anyone knows of naturally big tit providers please point me in that direction.
St Matthew
05-01-21, 10:54
Went yesterday for recon. Talked to some guy up front (legit business?) the old Polish lady passed away. He said they are doing massages tho. IDK how. He did show me the room and it's clean, neat, organized, and has new furniture and decorations. He kept saying a name of a girl (as if I knew her and if it were important LOL) and I just nodded my head. She died of bad health that old lady-owner who I really liked. They tried to put a pace maker in her at the end. Nothing helped. Future is shaky here I'd say.
DomCorazon
05-01-21, 13:17
So I just RTFF some more and realized I shouldn't of even tried to go to King based on the review of angel. But I saw the recent March / April activity on RM with other mt's there. I texted and nothing and also there is an orange sticker from the city on the door now closing it.
LotsaFunInChi
05-01-21, 14:00
Checked out https://chicago.rubratings.com/191448.
Thick Latina, heavy makeup, pics could be her. She came over from the 5700 and elston place. She's super sweet, very thicc, Puerto Rican mami. I opted for 30 min /1 $ and. 5 upgrade for pro state. Massage was better than expected but not great. Her pro state skills were spot on, I was leaking everywhere. On the flip realized she was nude the whole time. L1 finish was good. No FS on her menu but her similar looking friend she said does. Just ask upfront what you're looking for. Apartment she hosts out of is a nice highrise near lakeshore drive and foster.
I'm relocating to Dallas (Highland Park area) this month. Any reports on the Dallas scene or recommendations on where I should start? You can PM any info. Thanks and stay safe Chicagoans!
Does Anykne know where Yu Yu & Kelly from The Relax Spa near.
Chinatown end up at. I know where Mia is but look for the other two girls. Loved the.
Dolemitochondr
05-03-21, 12:59
I'm relocating to Dallas (Highland Park area) this month. Any reports on the Dallas scene or recommendations on where I should start? You can PM any info. Thanks and stay safe Chicagoans!A buddy says E C C I E and our home 2 dot net are good resources for DFW hobbyists, that many 21 year-olds are actually 18-20, and that GPS can be put well under control by negotiating as a repeat customer.
Went yesterday for recon. Talked to some guy up front (legit business?) the old Polish lady passed away. He said they are doing massages tho. IDK how. He did show me the room and it's clean, neat, organized, and has new furniture and decorations. He kept saying a name of a girl (as if I knew her and if it were important LOL) and I just nodded my head. She died of bad health that old lady-owner who I really liked. They tried to put a pace maker in her at the end. Nothing helped. Future is shaky here I'd say.I was in the area the other day and figured I'd try it out. I had never been before and didn't know it was all new management. I went in and talked to the attractive blond woman at reception and asked her about the massages sign. She said she was available then and I thought I'd give it a go (I actually needed a massage). Long story short it was a very nice pleasant massage with cupping (not a fan!) and stretching and absolutely no funny business. I commented on her looks and got a talking to about how all the therapists should be evaluated on their skills not looks. OOPS. Anyway I thought it was very nice but not quite what I was looking for. Maybe YMMV with other therapists. Anything going on at the "European Spa" across the street?
What was the name of the place on Western just and of Armitage years ago? There was a sweet Euro therapist there (Monica? Victoria?) who checked all the boxes. Pretty. Young. Good massage. Nice L2 ending. Didn't break the bank. That's all I want.
Looking for a little help out in the Elmhurst / Lombard area. I also posted this in the Lombard forum.
I'm in the York Road / Lake St. Area of Elmhurst once a week with about 90 minutes to myself. Am looking for a reliable massage place within 10-15 minutes of there with at least L1 service. Oak Brook? Lombard? Elk Grove? Addison?
I've been RTFF but I'm not super familiar with the west burbs, so I thought I'd see if anyone can point me in a solid direction.
Thanks for the help and am happy to reciprocate.
SideTalker
05-04-21, 15:05
Looking for a little help out in the Elmhurst / Lombard area. I also posted this in the Lombard forum.
I'm in the York Road / Lake St. Area of Elmhurst once a week with about 90 minutes to myself. Am looking for a reliable massage place within 10-15 minutes of there with at least L1 service. Oak Brook? Lombard? Elk Grove? Addison?
I've been RTFF but I'm not super familiar with the west burbs, so I thought I'd see if anyone can point me in a solid direction.
Thanks for the help and am happy to reciprocate.Look in the Roselle section, I believe there is one place that fits your bill. Haven't been though. Report back how it went!
ConfuciusMan
05-04-21, 17:08
I was in the area the other day and figured I'd try it out. I had never been before and didn't know it was all new management. I went in and talked to the attractive blond woman at reception and asked her about the massages sign. She said she was available then and I thought I'd give it a go (I actually needed a massage). Long story short it was a very nice pleasant massage with cupping (not a fan!) and stretching and absolutely no funny business. I commented on her looks and got a talking to about how all the therapists should be evaluated on their skills not looks. OOPS. Anyway I thought it was very nice but not quite what I was looking for. Maybe YMMV with other therapists. Anything going on at the "European Spa" across the street?
What was the name of the place on Western just and of Armitage years ago? There was a sweet Euro therapist there (Monica? Victoria?) who checked all the boxes. Pretty. Young. Good massage. Nice L2 ending. Didn't break the bank. That's all I want.Yes Victoria, marina and Tiffany at Bella spa.
TexasTraveler
05-04-21, 22:02
Will be in the Chicago area for awhile on business. Is there any spa here that offers a reliable CIM? A swallower would be a HUGE bonus. If anyone wants information on Dallas just ask.
TexasTraveler
05-04-21, 22:07
I'm relocating to Dallas (Highland Park area) this month. Any reports on the Dallas scene or recommendations on where I should start? You can PM any info. Thanks and stay safe Chicagoans!Covid really did a number on the Dallas AMP scene. ATM you are basically down to two: Sun and Luxury. Both are on Harry Hines. Luxury is by far the wilder of the two with nearly all of the girls offering BBFS with CIP. I never partook as it was too risky but it seems to be the norm for that establishment. The girls at Sun vary a lot with some offering BBFS and others only doing things with covers. Hh /$160 and hr /$220. There are also a few apartment spas but the price is higher and you need to be screened. I never partook in those as it seemed the girls would bounce between mostly Luxury and the apartments.
SawBoy1740
05-04-21, 22:57
Never been to MT before today, but wanted to try. Glad I went. Called ahead and got checked in and introduced to Bebe. Good GOD she's fucking hot. 5'5" and about 115 ish? Really nice rack and at least a little more ass then the normal Asian. But man O man what a gorgeous face and eyes. Table shower was everything you want from it. When I said her washing of the little guy was good, she gave him lots of attention with one hand while washing a leg with the other.
Back in the room, zero massage. Straight to "I know you want everything". LOL. Didn't care. After the shower, I didn't want the massage. She crawled all over my back and licked me from my neck to my calves with some very playful biting of my ass. No rimming though. Told me to flip and I had her lay next to me for some cuddling. Then I gave her a massage, some fantastic DATY, and standing mish. The whole time she was staring at me with those gorgeous eyes and when I said she was going to make me come too fast, she told me "slow down Baby, make it last". I have never had any AMP do anything but try and get me off as fast as possible.
60 and 140 Treat her well fellas. She's a gem.
Member #6286
05-05-21, 08:49
Never been to MT before today, but wanted to try. Glad I went. Called ahead and got checked in and introduced to Bebe. Good GOD she's fucking hot. 5'5" and about 115 ish? Really nice rack and at least a little more ass then the normal Asian. But man O man what a gorgeous face and eyes. Table shower was everything you want from it. When I said her washing of the little guy was good, she gave him lots of attention with one hand while washing a leg with the other.
Back in the room, zero massage. Straight to "I know you want everything". LOL. Didn't care. After the shower, I didn't want the massage. She crawled all over my back and licked me from my neck to my calves with some very playful biting of my ass. No rimming though. Told me to flip and I had her lay next to me for some cuddling. Then I gave her a massage, some fantastic DATY, and standing mish. The whole time she was staring at me with those gorgeous eyes and when I said she was going to make me come too fast, she told me "slow down Baby, make it last". I have never had any AMP do anything but try and get me off as fast as possible.
60 and 140 Treat her well fellas. She's a gem.Which one is MT? Where? I am noob to AMP and don't know them.
ApplePiePussy
05-05-21, 09:55
Covid really did a number on the Dallas AMP scene. ATM you are basically down to two: Sun and Luxury. Both are on Harry Hines. Luxury is by far the wilder of the two with nearly all of the girls offering BBFS with CIP. I never partook as it was too risky but it seems to be the norm for that establishment. The girls at Sun vary a lot with some offering BBFS and others only doing things with covers. Hh /$160 and hr /$220. There are also a few apartment spas but the price is higher and you need to be screened. I never partook in those as it seemed the girls would bounce between mostly Luxury and the apartments.I heard there's been a lot of busts down there as well, even before covid. What are the chances of some of the old places opening back up?
AngelBravo
05-05-21, 10:14
Never been to MT before today, but wanted to try. Glad I went. Called ahead and got checked in and introduced to Bebe. Good GOD she's fucking hot. 5'5" and about 115 ish? Really nice rack and at least a little more ass then the normal Asian. But man O man what a gorgeous face and eyes. Table shower was everything you want from it. When I said her washing of the little guy was good, she gave him lots of attention with one hand while washing a leg with the other.
Back in the room, zero massage. Straight to "I know you want everything". LOL. Didn't care. After the shower, I didn't want the massage. She crawled all over my back and licked me from my neck to my calves with some very playful biting of my ass. No rimming though. Told me to flip and I had her lay next to me for some cuddling. Then I gave her a massage, some fantastic DATY, and standing mish. The whole time she was staring at me with those gorgeous eyes and when I said she was going to make me come too fast, she told me "slow down Baby, make it last". I have never had any AMP do anything but try and get me off as fast as possible.
60 and 140 Treat her well fellas. She's a gem.Thanks for this review. I do have a few question, where is MT located and what is the full name of this Acronym Location. I tried to look in the thread and couldn't find it.
One last question, around what age was Bebe? Thanks.
AngelBravo
05-05-21, 10:38
Thanks for this review. I do have a few question, where is MT located and what is the full name of this Acronym Location. I tried to look in the thread and couldn't find it.
One last question, around what age was Bebe? Thanks.I found the location in Mount Prospect, just curious on the age of Bebe. Thanks.
ZzTopSterZz
05-05-21, 11:33
Went yesterday for recon. Talked to some guy up front (legit business?) the old Polish lady passed away. He said they are doing massages tho. IDK how. He did show me the room and it's clean, neat, organized, and has new furniture and decorations. He kept saying a name of a girl (as if I knew her and if it were important LOL) and I just nodded my head. She died of bad health that old lady-owner who I really liked. They tried to put a pace maker in her at the end. Nothing helped. Future is shaky here I'd say.Anna passed away? Sorry to hear that. I've not heard anything good about the place across the street (Thee European Spa or whatever) and can't find any reference to the Bella Spa that was mentioned. A good massage with L2 sounds great, but the EMP scene seems pretty dead these days.
Question, do none of these Massage parlors take AA?.
ConfuciusMan
05-05-21, 16:46
Anna passed away? Sorry to hear that. I've not heard anything good about the place across the street (Thee European Spa or whatever) and can't find any reference to the Bella Spa that was mentioned. A good massage with L2 sounds great, but the EMP scene seems pretty dead these days.Bella spa been closed for years. He was asking what the girls name.
TexasTraveler
05-05-21, 16:51
I heard there's been a lot of busts down there as well, even before covid. What are the chances of some of the old places opening back up?Not really a lot. Last May they took down Blue, Nagoya, and some apartment spas. Outside of that its basically been Covid. I can't imagine new spas not opening up in the future. There is too much of a demand for that there.
GotCraving
05-05-21, 17:06
I found the location in Mount Prospect, just curious on the age of Bebe. Thanks.I drove 45 minutes to try out this place today. While I waited in the parking lot, I noticed two customers go in. One came out right away. Knew this meant they were busy. Tried my luck anyway and found out there's a 40 min wait and the old lady at the door wasn't too pleasant when asked if I could book. I drove away with blue balls.
AngelBravo
05-05-21, 17:49
I drove 45 minutes to try out this place today. While I waited in the parking lot, I noticed two customers go in. One came out right away. Knew this meant they were busy. Tried my luck anyway and found out there's a 40 min wait and the old lady at the door wasn't too pleasant when asked if I could book. I drove away with blue balls.LOL that one that came out right away was probably me. I asked for Bebe and they gave me Anna instead. She looked puzzled when I asked for Bebe. I don't even know if she works there and if the report was accurate. I walked out as Anna was easily in her 40's early 50's. No offense if that's your thing but just not mine. I walked out.
FullyMooned
05-05-21, 18:10
Visited many massage parlors in Chicago land including AMPs, EMP. What is the most luxurious massage parlor that you guys have visited? Almost like a spa but they provide undraped massage with may be some additional benefits?
FullyMooned
05-05-21, 18:25
Are there any good independents in Chicago city or suburbs?
Not looking for AMPs, but independents that have a good set up give a good massage, undraped with some tease and so on.
ApplePiePussy
05-05-21, 22:43
I don't know how long you guys have been hobbying but it wasn't too long ago that most of the parlors in Chinatown had girls in their 20's. I didn't even bother with reviews back then because it was much more fun just to show up and see who you get.
Now it's like a Chinese AARP convention. Some of these women were massaging people during the Reagan administration.
Luckily for me I found a young one the other day hidden in this "eclectic" hole in the wall called Star Hot Spa. She had been sleeping when I showed up because it wasn't busy. In fact, I was the first customer of the day. Jenny has a young and fit body and she is very attractive. My initial reaction was to ask her what the hell she was doing in a place like that. She's more of the type you would find at Grand or Oki hot-dicking mongers 150 dollars for a naked handy. The other girl, while not as young or as hot as Jenny, was still several standard deviations more attractive than the average Chinatown Medusa.
What I liked about the place was that it was clean inside especially the rooms and the shower and bathroom area in the back. What I also liked is that they had a brand new washer and dryer and a staging area for the towels so that I know for sure I'm getting fresh ones and not the cum stained decoration towel that some spas have, which likely hasn't been changed since the 90's.
The massage room was more like an office. There was this huge desk in there that I got to lay all my stuff on and it felt more intimate than the standard pink-walled jerkathon.
Jenny is shy but she also knows she's attractive so there is this innocent / naughty balance with her. It's honestly very alluring.
Her massage is above average and she took her time with it. Based on the meter app, we went way over because it was expired when I got back to the car. She takes direction very well and there was no annoying negotiations like with so many other places. All she said was leave me a good tip, and that's what I did.
The shower is spotless and that's important to me as I like to be clean and oil free when I leave these places because you never know where you might have to end up before going home.
All in all this was an excellent find and I have added her to my UTR rotation. Whether more is available or not is unknown. But I'm sure as hell going to find out.
IMissCutler
05-06-21, 08:50
Hey guys, I haven't been out in a while and was wondering if there are spots where the girls don't really care about a mask once in the room. I want to be able to have some fun and enjoy myself. I got some unexpected free time this morning and plan on going somewhere. I'd prefer the northside of the city but would travel for a big titty girl.
Thanks all.
Captain1954
05-06-21, 11:42
Fellow Mongers I just got back from Florida Tampa / St Pete's and encountered a situation where some of the FS spa's are starting a "membership policy", no walk ins and appointment only having discussed this with some of my monger friends advised that some of the adds on Rub Ratings are advising of future membership here in Chicago!
This is not a trend I for one would like to see proliferate.
Just a heads up.
Happy mongering.
Fellow Mongers I just got back from Florida Tampa / St Pete's and encountered a situation where some of the FS spa's are starting a "membership policy", no walk ins and appointment only having discussed this with some of my monger friends advised that some of the adds on Rub Ratings are advising of future membership here in Chicago!
This is not a trend I for one would like to see proliferate.
Just a heads up.
Happy mongering.Well that's all well and good.
What happens if the members only Spa gets shutdown in a Prostitution bust?
UncleNutzy
05-06-21, 16:01
Fellow Mongers I just got back from Florida Tampa / St Pete's and encountered a situation where some of the FS spa's are starting a "membership policy", no walk ins and appointment only having discussed this with some of my monger friends advised that some of the adds on Rub Ratings are advising of future membership here in Chicago!
This is not a trend I for one would like to see proliferate.
Just a heads up.
Happy mongering.So do you give them your information and they keep it on file? If so that's really bad.
So do you give them your information and they keep it on file? If so that's really bad.It would be like those other escort validation sites where the owners keep meticulous records and ends up with a 100 count federal indictment for tax and sex crimes.
RaccoonJoe
05-06-21, 16:50
I recently tried Nancy at Belmont Spa. It was a pretty awful experience. I suggest avoiding her.
Nancy is young; has long hair; and no ass or tatas. Her service was simply awful. Non-existent massage (which I don't care much about). She cut my time by nearly 10 minutes. She haggled on the flip and was more cold than my wife. She wouldn't let me touch mutually. I felt more stressed after she was done. Just avoid her and spend your hard earned cash on someone else.
Captain1954
05-07-21, 12:41
Well that's all well and good.
What happens if the members only Spa gets shutdown in a Prostitution bust?Sorry I really don't know if they ask for I'd I'm out of there!!
Captain1954
05-07-21, 12:42
Well that's all well and good.
What happens if the members only Spa gets shutdown in a Prostitution bust?Sorry I really don't know if they ask for I'd I'm out of there!!
FullyMooned
05-07-21, 13:51
Has anyone tried Sarah in Logan square? Any reviews?
https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/chicago-logan-square/9806901.html
Hoffman Oliver
05-07-21, 17:42
I was driving thru the NW side, started scrolling and found this place. Requested the hh milking table service. She was not a looker, but she was thicc. Massage was actually pretty good, not rushed, and she got all the spots. Poor attempt at CBJ under the table, then finished with HJ. Nothing special to report.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/139864
Hi all if you have any update on Hao spa please update, I am very near to this spa in Chicago, thank you all.
Do any of the places in the city take black clients? I've been looking for the longest.
FellowMonger
05-08-21, 05:59
4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Changes:
Audrey is gone.
Naomi is gone.
Amy is gone.
Maddie is gone.
Lexi is gone.
Sarah is back.
More info needed:
Sarah. Older MILF who loves sex and is a total GFE provider. Upcharge is based entirely on how much she likes you. Could use another review for more details.
Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.
Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.
Review summaries:
Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.
Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.Sorry for the dumb question but where is CLM?
Was recently at HQ on Archer. Nothing special. In a run down neighborhood but safe with easy parking. Clean but outdated and worn interior. Passed on TS as it was right next to crapper with no tp or paper towels and looked dirty. Mt knew almost no English. Had her phone playing what seemed like a Chinese talk show which she turned off on my request. Rough massage but overall not bad but not very sensual. Would do HJ for 60 which I expected to include utc but not even otc so I countered with 50 which she declined so I went with 60 and got a lame HJ which I had to finish. Got whole hr. There are too many places in ct to recommend this place.
LakeMichigan
05-08-21, 10:31
Do any of the places in the city take black clients? I've been looking for the longest.I've never had an issue at any place in the city.
IMissCutler
05-08-21, 10:39
Was passing by Thursday and wanted to see the talent there. The girl that was working was Fabiola who used to work at AOL. We chatted for a minute and then I took off. She said she works Thursdays and Fridays. Her body is amazing but her attitude isn't the best at times. Hope some guys enjoy this news.
SideTalker
05-08-21, 18:16
Hi all,
Saw Kelly at SXL the other day and we stared chatting. She recommended I pay Lily a visit. Apparently a Thai who works there during the week.
Anyone seen her?
Feel free to PM.
I've seen Juju and Kelly at SXL, there is another one that's always there during the week which I guess must be Lily. I've seen her too when the others weren't available.
She's older, no figure, frumpy looking body and not attractive at all. To the point where I declined the offer for any extras I just wasn't at all interested. Her English isn't good and she muttered out some prices. I think she said $140 then $100 while doing the universal symbol for handy. I declined and a few minutes later she said $50 and I still said no. Her massage was decent but last time she shorted me 20 minutes which pissed me off. I think she was mad I declined the handy.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong if I've got the wrong girl and theres a different Lily.
Hi all,
Saw Kelly at SXL the other day and we stared chatting. She recommended I pay Lily a visit. Apparently a Thai who works there during the week.
Anyone seen her?
Feel free to PM.
VRooomBada
05-08-21, 20:14
I've seen Juju and Kelly at SXL, there is another one that's always there during the week which I guess must be Lily. I've seen her too when the others weren't available.
She's older, no figure, frumpy looking body and not attractive at all. To the point where I declined the offer for any extras I just wasn't at all interested. Her English isn't good and she muttered out some prices. I think she said $140 then $100 while doing the universal symbol for handy. I declined and a few minutes later she said $50 and I still said no. Her massage was decent but last time she shorted me 20 minutes which pissed me off. I think she was mad I declined the handy.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong if I've got the wrong girl and theres a different Lily.This person you describe isn't Lilly, goes by Mandy or something right now. Not Thai. Agreed not a looker at all but if you're into rimjobs and you keep yourself clean she's really into it.
This person you describe isn't Lilly, goes by Mandy or something right now. Not Thai. Agreed not a looker at all but if you're into rimjobs and you keep yourself clean she's really into it.Used to be Lucy at Ruby Spa. She's your gal if you like it rough and ready with jackhammer deep throat and all that. There was a Thai girl who worked one day a week and another Chinese girl named Nancy who gave me L1 with a little peek-a-boo of her flat chest.
Sorry for the dumb question but where is CLM?They have a few locations in the city and in the suburbs. More details on their website https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/.
TexasTraveler
05-09-21, 09:50
Used to be Lucy at Ruby Spa. She's your gal if you like it rough and ready with jackhammer deep throat and all that. There was a Thai girl who worked one day a week and another Chinese girl named Nancy who gave me L1 with a little peek-a-boo of her flat chest.Does Juju swallow or is she just CIM?
Anyone try K Massage Spa in evanston? Looks like an AMP.
Anyone try K Massage Spa in evanston? Looks like an AMP.Look in the Skokie forums. There are a couple of reviews on it.
Sorry for the dumb question but where is CLM?It's ChicagoLandMassage. They have at least three locations and rotate the girls between locations. $160 hhr. $220 hr. Upgrades may be available depending on girl.
They advertise on RubRatings.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/139540
And they have a website with girls scheduled for the week.
www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com
Hope that helps.
Gene.
Saw Bella at CLM for the one hour massage body rub $220.
She is fantastic. Young. Cute. Easy conversation. Offers upgrades if there is a connection. I opted for the FS option and loved it. I need to get back to Chicago again. She made me feel young again. Very verbal.
G2.
Does Juju swallow or is she just CIM?I tried to get Kelly to swallow while I was coming and she wound up choking on it, but she tries to steer you to porn-style jacking on her tongue. Juju worries about getting cum in her hair, so it's basically suck and spit with her. Maggie agreed to CIM today after BBBJ and a little rimming, but I couldn't hold back while I was fucking her sideways. More time for massage, I guess. I've given her a facial in the past.
Anyhow, Lilly is a young Thai girl that works from Monday through Thursday. Maggie didn't volunteer any information on the level of service that one might expect. Seems like young slim Nancy still works there. But I couldn't get a schedule.
TexasTraveler
05-09-21, 16:54
I tried to get Kelly to swallow while I was coming and she wound up choking on it, but she tries to steer you to porn-style jacking on her tongue. Juju worries about getting cum in her hair, so it's basically suck and spit with her. Maggie agreed to CIM today after BBBJ and a little rimming, but I couldn't hold back while I was fucking her sideways. More time for massage, I guess. I've given her a facial in the past.
Anyhow, Lilly is a young Thai girl that works from Monday through Thursday. Maggie didn't volunteer any information on the level of service that one might expect. Seems like young slim Nancy still works there. But I couldn't get a schedule.Thanks. I did some searching and it doesn't appear that anywhere else does a CIM. Amazing considering how large the city is. Maybe I can try Kelly.
TexasTraveler
05-09-21, 18:59
I tried to get Kelly to swallow while I was coming and she wound up choking on it, but she tries to steer you to porn-style jacking on her tongue. Juju worries about getting cum in her hair, so it's basically suck and spit with her. Maggie agreed to CIM today after BBBJ and a little rimming, but I couldn't hold back while I was fucking her sideways. More time for massage, I guess. I've given her a facial in the past.
Anyhow, Lilly is a young Thai girl that works from Monday through Thursday. Maggie didn't volunteer any information on the level of service that one might expect. Seems like young slim Nancy still works there. But I couldn't get a schedule.Your inbox is full.
SideTalker
05-09-21, 20:06
Thanks for all the reports on SXL. Didn't know rimming was on the table at that place. What does maggie look like?
Saw Bella at CLM for the one hour massage body rub $220.
She is fantastic. Young. Cute. Easy conversation. Offers upgrades if there is a connection. I opted for the FS option and loved it. I need to get back to Chicago again. She made me feel young again. Very verbal.
G2.What was the upcharge for FS with Bella?
VRooomBada
05-09-21, 23:31
Thanks for all the reports on SXL. Didn't know rimming was on the table at that place. What does maggie look like?Pauford's post I originally quoted below is accurate. Like a plain old granny. Good attitude though.
AsiaPhileJake1
05-09-21, 23:50
Your inbox is full.No doubt. That's funny.
What was the upcharge for FS with Bella?Saw Bella recently, 60 minutes 2 pops, all in 380. Greek was on the menu for +2 Ben's.
She was funny and definitely wanted to make sure I enjoyed my time after we broke the ice.
Overall, she's a little more round than I'm about, but her service was fun, great doggy and CBJ. BBBJ on the menu for return guests.
Your inbox is full.Cleared it out. Another thing about Lilly: I was babbling to Maggie about going to spas on Chicago Avenue (I'm lucky if she understands a tenth of what I say) and she perked up and mentioned that Lilly used to work on Chicago Avenue. She didn't know the exact place, but all the Thai girls I've known from Grand and Chicago Avenues did BBBJ and FS (Emily confirmed the other day), so she's probably got some potential.
Wirelessone
05-10-21, 09:11
Cleared it out. Another thing about Lilly: I was babbling to Maggie about going to spas on Chicago Avenue (I'm lucky if she understands a tenth of what I say) and she perked up and mentioned that Lilly used to work on Chicago Avenue. She didn't know the exact place, but all the Thai girls I've known from Grand and Chicago Avenues did BBBJ and FS (Emily confirmed the other day), so she's probably got some potential. her money in the pretty girl contest at S&L, which means if there are the 3 of them to choose from, Kelly, Lilly and Maggie, Maggie finishes in 5th place in that contest.
LotsaFunInChi
05-10-21, 10:22
I was in the area the other day and figured I'd try it out. I had never been before and didn't know it was all new management. I went in and talked to the attractive blond woman at reception and asked her about the massages sign. She said she was available then and I thought I'd give it a go (I actually needed a massage). Long story short it was a very nice pleasant massage with cupping (not a fan!) and stretching and absolutely no funny business. I commented on her looks and got a talking to about how all the therapists should be evaluated on their skills not looks. OOPS. Anyway I thought it was very nice but not quite what I was looking for. Maybe YMMV with other therapists. Anything going on at the "European Spa" across the street?
What was the name of the place on Western just and of Armitage years ago? There was a sweet Euro therapist there (Monica? Victoria?) who checked all the boxes. Pretty. Young. Good massage. Nice L2 ending. Didn't break the bank. That's all I want.Oh man are you bringing up amazing memories of Victoria. Don't torture me as such! They ended up getting booted from there and went to a place on west touhey. Long out of the biz now but you def brought back a fond and forgotten memory there. Nothing scandalous happening at Thee European Spa. I even went for the body scrub, and they made sure that towel didn't move. The new Norwood intends to be legit, I asked on the phone if any of the previous therapists were coming back and the girl on the phone said specifically "no, we're not going to be doing that kind of massages here". Natalia will land, as she always does, and whoever finds her gets the golden ticket if you let me know about where she lands.
AngelBravo
05-10-21, 14:26
Looks like there's a new girl starting today. Zara. Looks hot from the pics. Wondering if anybody is going to try her out or has already and has some feedback.
There are also some new pics of some of the girls. I really wish they would redo their website so that each girl gets a page with all of their photos and a little bio or something like most other websites do.
https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/I saw her today, but didn't partake. They where booked and made me wait 15 minutes and I simply couldn't make my personal appointments. I did go up and talk to her directly to apologize to her directly but also to get some info on her looks.
She looks young, easily in her 20's Height about 5'2 Weight about 125-130. The booker told me she was Latina, given this information she looks to be Puerto Rican with very curly hair. She can pass as a light skinned African American. She does have big Light Brown eyes and a nice smile and a round clear skin Face. She seemed super nice and is somewhat new to the biz. I didn't get a very good look at her body but she seemed to have a big butt and I wouldn't classify her as Petite, more like average. I'll be honest she wasn't my body type, and I typically don't go for African American looking women so I didn't mind passing up but if she's your type then it can't go wrong.
ConfuciusMan
05-10-21, 15:36
Oh man are you bringing up amazing memories of Victoria. Don't torture me as such! They ended up getting booted from there and went to a place on west touhey. Long out of the biz now but you def brought back a fond and forgotten memory there. Nothing scandalous happening at Thee European Spa. I even went for the body scrub, and they made sure that towel didn't move. The new Norwood intends to be legit, I asked on the phone if any of the previous therapists were coming back and the girl on the phone said specifically "no, we're not going to be doing that kind of massages here". Natalia will land, as she always does, and whoever finds her gets the golden ticket if you let me know about where she lands.Victoria was still doing her regular clients in between school. She probably done with school but she was available for awhile.
Can anyone recommend a good AMP or other hookup in Rogers Park? I'll be in the area, near the Morse stop, looking for action. Visited Belmont Spa on my last trip, but I'm hoping to find something or someone closer. Any tips?
So I'm on the hunt to find some new Asian booty. I've been going back and forth to Relax Spa in Glen Ellyn and those trips are costing more gas every time. Wanted to know if anyone can help me find some thick Asians in the city I've been told to go see Jessica at Belmont Spa but have no idea if she's still there. I haven't seen any reports of her either. Also there was a young thick Thai girl working at Ozone named Helen anybody know about her? Yes, I know a lot of girls use the same name. PM me.
This person you describe isn't Lilly, goes by Mandy or something right now. Not Thai. Agreed not a looker at all but if you're into rimjobs and you keep yourself clean she's really into it.Does she go right into it or do you need to request it?
Chubbybear
05-11-21, 09:49
Can anyone recommend a good AMP or other hookup in Rogers Park? I'll be in the area, near the Morse stop, looking for action. Visited Belmont Spa on my last trip, but I'm hoping to find something or someone closer. Any tips?See the Evanston board, start here http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7625-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5326379&viewfull=1#post5326379. It is right at the Howard stop.
VRooomBada
05-11-21, 10:31
Does she go right into it or do you need to request it?Usually by request.
Hao spa On South Halsted Chicago, any updates please, thanks.
Benderedundat
05-11-21, 17:42
Where are people posting reports for the Southwest suburbs?
Like the Willowbrook area where Pine Tree and Apple Spa are located.
Where are people posting reports for the Southwest suburbs?
Like the Willowbrook area where Pine Tree and Apple Spa are located.It seems these end up in the Chicago Massage Parlor section or else the South Suburbs Reports. Relatively speaking (compared to the rest of the Chicagoland area), there are very few massage parlors east of I-355 (Joliet and Aurora / Naperville sections of this board) and south of I-55 (Lombard and Chicago sections). So all the South suburbs, all the Southwest suburbs (excluding Joliet), and even the near West suburbs end up getting lumped in with the Chicago reports. Think spas in Willowbrook, Palos Heights, Orland Park, Tinley Park, Matteson, Brookfield.
Where are people posting reports for the Southwest suburbs?
Like the Willowbrook area where Pine Tree and Apple Spa are located.Usually in the South Suburbs or Lombard sections, although a few end up here too. Best to check all around the surrounding areas if you're looking for specific intel.
Ranger Free
05-12-21, 17:05
I've seen Juju and Kelly at SXL, there is another one that's always there during the week which I guess must be Lily. I've seen her too when the others weren't available.
She's older, no figure, frumpy looking body and not attractive at all. To the point where I declined the offer for any extras I just wasn't at all interested. Her English isn't good and she muttered out some prices. I think she said $140 then $100 while doing the universal symbol for handy. I declined and a few minutes later she said $50 and I still said no. Her massage was decent but last time she shorted me 20 minutes which pissed me off. I think she was mad I declined the handy.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong if I've got the wrong girl and theres a different Lily.I know this is noobs question, but need help.
Ranger Free
05-12-21, 18:00
This person you describe isn't Lilly, goes by Mandy or something right now. Not Thai. Agreed not a looker at all but if you're into rimjobs and you keep yourself clean she's really into it.Where is SXL, or what's their actual name.
Where is SXL, or what's their actual name.google.com: "sxl chicago" = 1460 S Michigan, Chicago 60605.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/186891
Visited the red table latinas, price was 200 for HHR, a lot for a HJ but it's a multi pop deal (an hr is 300 and includes more). Located on a busy street in a discreet store front, place is clean and the girl Tina wore a mask and hand me sanitize my hands before the session began. Table is as it appears in the pictures but a down side is there isn't a head rest so your face is on a pillow that elevates your head a bit which is a bit uncomfortable to me being stomach down. Whether you visit this place or somewhere else, everyone in this hobby should try a milking table, it's a completely different experience. Tina gave such a great HE under the table that I didn't know if she was using her hand or mouth. She's probably in her late 30's or early 40's but looks good.
Probably not for everyone considering what you can get for the same money elsewhere, but it was an experience. Maybe a 30% chance I'd return.
Thanks. I did some searching and it doesn't appear that anywhere else does a CIM. Amazing considering how large the city is. Maybe I can try Kelly.Where this place at and the namne thankd.
Went there and the Mamasan tried to get me to have a session with a woman who could have been her mother. Had to be 70. I know a huge boobs girl named Linda works there and tried to ask for her though I haven't had a session with her. She was busy though so I declined and settled for cheap foot massage because I was there as a couple and couldn't exactly slip next door to Yun Ping. I'll go there next when I have some private time and make a report. I won't repeat here though. Need to find a good couples massage place where they have men to do legit for the S. O. And a discrete frisky girl for me.
Wirelessone
05-13-21, 21:44
Kinda way. I was there last week to see Kelly, I rang the door bell, she answers the door, says it's good to see you again, etc but Kelly says 10 minute wait to see her, I go ok thinking I'll be in a room to wait but nope, she's says take a seat and it's the chairs by the front door, I'm thinking oh no. So I sit and Kelly goes back into the first room and I'm sitting there no one around. A few minutes later door 2 opens up and who I now know as Lilly releases her monger and we make awkward monger eye contact.
I let him squeeze past me and horrors of horrors the door is locked. Monger fumbles with the lock and he can't open it, so now he has to resqueez past me and by now Lilly has come back out and Kelly opens her door as well, so now both Kelly and monger have to resqueeze past me now and Kelly let's him out.
Awkward!. Kelly seemed to admonish Lilly in Kelly's native language and Lilly respond as well which surprised me cause at first when I saw lilly I was like wow, there's a Thai, based on Lilly's dark complexion.
Anyway. S&L is getting crowded and I normally don't monger in spas in the first of the month but I was leaving Chicago Sunday night and wanted to fit a visit to Kelly in.
ApplePiePussy
05-14-21, 01:51
Kinda way. I was there last week to see Kelly, I rang the door bell, she answers the door, says it's good to see you again, etc but Kelly says 10 minute wait to see her, I go ok thinking I'll be in a room to wait but nope, she's says take a seat and it's the chairs by the front door, I'm thinking oh no. So I sit and Kelly goes back into the first room and I'm sitting there no one around. A few minutes later door 2 opens up and who I now know as Lilly releases her monger and we make awkward monger eye contact.
I let him squeeze past me and horrors of horrors the door is locked. Monger fumbles with the lock and he can't open it, so now he has to resqueez past me and by now Lilly has come back out and Kelly opens her door as well, so now both Kelly and monger have to resqueeze past me now and Kelly let's him out.
Awkward!. Kelly seemed to admonish Lilly in Kelly's native language and Lilly respond as well which surprised me cause at first when I saw lilly I was like wow, there's a Thai, based on Lilly's dark complexion.
Anyway. S&L is getting crowded and I normally don't monger in spas in the first of the month but I was leaving Chicago Sunday night and wanted to fit a visit to Kelly in.In these types of situations, I usually point at the other mongers dick, turn towards the provider, and say something along the lines of "I thought you gave up sucking the little ones. ".
Usually ends the awkwardness immediately.
HoneyRoasted
05-14-21, 07:19
Anyone has any recent info about this place?
Tried researching but didn't get anything recent about it. Any info would be greatly appreciated.
Anyway. S&L is getting crowded and I normally don't monger in spas in the first of the month but I was leaving Chicago Sunday night and wanted to fit a visit to Kelly in.I've had a lot of awkward moments in that place with female customers, dudes who want to pretend that we are there for a therapeutic massage, etc. Still one of the better places even if it can be a little busy.
Went there and the Mamasan tried to get me to have a session with a woman who could have been her mother. Had to be 70. I know a huge boobs girl named Linda works there and tried to ask for her though I haven't had a session with her. She was busy though so I declined and settled for cheap foot massage because I was there as a couple and couldn't exactly slip next door to Yun Ping. I'll go there next when I have some private time and make a report. I won't repeat here though. Need to find a good couples massage place where they have men to do legit for the S. O. And a discrete frisky girl for me.Wow Mamasan at jin ding is a old old friend of mind, Jin Ding not good, Elaine mamasan Yun ping now at jinding boss in name only. I'm handicapped.
Elaine came out side to help me up the curb. Told me 50. A hour. Linda took me to the room, she keep saying massage only. 70 bucks she ask me for.
I told her the boss said 50. They talk a little in Chinese still 70 I left. Mamasan said soory I left.
Did she what "more" was or what else was on the menu? Did Tina lose any clothes or allow roaming? Thanks.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/186891
Visited the red table latinas, price was 200 for HHR, a lot for a HJ but it's a multi pop deal (an hr is 300 and includes more). Located on a busy street in a discreet store front, place is clean and the girl Tina wore a mask and hand me sanitize my hands before the session began. Table is as it appears in the pictures but a down side is there isn't a head rest so your face is on a pillow that elevates your head a bit which is a bit uncomfortable to me being stomach down. Whether you visit this place or somewhere else, everyone in this hobby should try a milking table, it's a completely different experience. Tina gave such a great HE under the table that I didn't know if she was using her hand or mouth. She's probably in her late 30's or early 40's but looks good.
Probably not for everyone considering what you can get for the same money elsewhere, but it was an experience. Maybe a 30% chance I'd return.
Took the plunge with her last week. I went back after seeing her and I don't think the pics are of her. She is Polish, around 5'8 probably around 150 lbs, dirty blonde hair, late 30's to early 40's. Great tits, some minor cottage cheese on ass and back of legs, very minor stretch marks on stomach. She was very open and sensual, covered BJ, FS was 100. Was very responsive to daty. Pretty face and beautiful eyes. She acted in every way as though she was really into the session, I finished up early and there was no rushing me out but she just caressed me, that was very nice. , If her physical description suits your tastes I would highly recommend.
Took the plunge with her last week. I went back after seeing her and I don't think the pics are of her. She is Polish, around 5'8 probably around 150 lbs, dirty blonde hair, late 30's to early 40's. Great tits, some minor cottage cheese on ass and back of legs, very minor stretch marks on stomach. She was very open and sensual, covered BJ, FS was 100. Was very responsive to daty. Pretty face and beautiful eyes. She acted in every way as though she was really into the session, I finished up early and there was no rushing me out but she just caressed me, that was very nice. , If her physical description suits your tastes I would highly recommend.I saw her too. She didn't have a lot of info so decided to try for myself.
Good description of her and her services. She's a good looking girl. If you like Jessica you'll like her. They both have that same sexy Slavic MILF vibe going on.
She has a really nice ass. Good shape and bounces nicely from doggy.
I got BBBJ from her. Not sure if the CBJ was your choice or what. Good GFE experience overall.
I would rate her top 3 among the CLM girls I've seen who still work there.
I saw her today, but didn't partake. They where booked and made me wait 15 minutes and I simply couldn't make my personal appointments. I did go up and talk to her directly to apologize to her directly but also to get some info on her looks.
She looks young, easily in her 20's Height about 5'2 Weight about 125-130. The booker told me she was Latina, given this information she looks to be Puerto Rican with very curly hair. She can pass as a light skinned African American. She does have big Light Brown eyes and a nice smile and a round clear skin Face. She seemed super nice and is somewhat new to the biz. I didn't get a very good look at her body but she seemed to have a big butt and I wouldn't classify her as Petite, more like average. I'll be honest she wasn't my body type, and I typically don't go for African American looking women so I didn't mind passing up but if she's your type then it can't go wrong.Thanks, that's good intel. I'm very curious to see if there are any reports about her menu and services. I don't think any of their last four or so new hires do anything other than L1. I've personally seen two of them to TOFTT and other than LFK couldn't get anything from their menu to open up at all.
Unless someone has a great report for someone new, I have a couple of regulars there who I'm happy with and I don't think I will see anybody new. But I definitely took a few for the team and I hope more people like you can return the favor with other girls.
5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Changes:
Zara is new.
Lexi is back
More info needed:
Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.
Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.
Zara. No reviews of service yet, but is either afro-latina or black but branding as Latina for more money (can't blame her, it's a real thing). Young, thick, sexy looking. But no info on the menu yet. Booker said she's popular and wasn't available the two times I tried to see her. Would love for someone to chime in.
Review summaries:
Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.
Sarah. Late 30's MILF. Same "type" as Jessica (sexy, older, Polish horny girl who dresses sexy). Good menu. GFE with DATY, DFK, BBBJ, CFS all available. Great body without a lot of baby damage or age damage, pretty face. Great ass. All round good time, especially if you're good at DATY.
Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.
Trader1973
05-16-21, 21:11
Does anyone know where Yuyu or Kelly from the now closed Relax Spa are at.
Best Providers please help locate my friends.
DrPepper2976
05-17-21, 02:25
5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Changes:
Zara is new.
Lexi is back
More info needed:
Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.
Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.
Zara. No reviews of service yet, but is either afro-latina or black but branding as Latina for more money (can't blame her, it's a real thing). Young, thick, sexy looking. But no info on the menu yet. Booker said she's popular and wasn't available the two times I tried to see her. Would love for someone to chime in.I'm not sure if Laura is still there anymore, she's been off the schedule for I think a couple of weeks now. Although I hope I'm wrong.
5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Changes:
Zara is new.
Lexi is back
More info needed:
Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.
Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.Where is this place at I try to google it nothing come out.
I'm not sure if Laura is still there anymore, she's been off the schedule for I think a couple of weeks now. Although I hope I'm wrong.Good catch. If she doesn't come back I'll update it on the next update.
Where is this place at I try to google it nothing come out.Chicagolandbodyrubs.com
Went there and the Mamasan tried to get me to have a session with a woman who could have been her mother. Had to be 70. I know a huge boobs girl named Linda works there and tried to ask for her though I haven't had a session with her. She was busy though so I declined and settled for cheap foot massage because I was there as a couple and couldn't exactly slip next door to Yun Ping. I'll go there next when I have some private time and make a report. I won't repeat here though. Need to find a good couples massage place where they have men to do legit for the S. O. And a discrete frisky girl for me.Better results at Yun Ping. Turns out in Chinatown the Male massage guys work freelance and get called in to anywhere to do a women customer so my girlfriend got the same guy she has had before. For me the girl Nancy I think was her name was middle age and much more energy and sensual. Good enough looking to enjoy her touch and attentions. Not wanting to take any chances that they talk and my girlfriend finds out, I stopped my therapist from actually doing L1 but let her tease me all she wanted. Got me ready for the big event later back at my place. I recommend this place for those of you who want to play while the S. O. Gets a real massage.
5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.WOW, thank you for the effort in this.
I've been once and drew the mamasan. Nice time but definitely heard that there are young hot women here. How do I politely tell her next time No. Haha. Or are you stuck with who they give you?
I've had a lot of awkward moments in that place with female customers, dudes who want to pretend that we are there for a therapeutic massage, etc. Still one of the better places even if it can be a little busy.
VRooomBada
05-17-21, 17:09
I've been once and drew the mamasan. Nice time but definitely heard that there are young hot women here. How do I politely tell her next time No. Haha. Or are you stuck with who they give you?The women there are not young LOL. Kelly is probably almost 60, though people report her to be 30's at times. But to answer your question you can just ask who else is working right now.
ApplePiePussy
05-17-21, 17:18
The women there are not young LOL. Kelly is probably almost 60, though people report her to be 30's at times. But to answer your question you can just ask who else is working right now.Eww. People here need to practice with flashcards so we can get more accurate age descriptions. Stop comparing them to White women, people. Asian women age differently.
JamesTChicago
05-17-21, 17:46
After a very long lay off, I am looking at jumping back in. Any info on this place below? Thanks and pms are fine.
5600 block and. Milwaukee.
https://massagespaservice.com/about
James.
This place has received detailed reports here so Coded Language not needed.
Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?
Usually by request.
Ready Freddie
05-17-21, 18:40
https://chicago.rubratings.com/186891
Visited the red table latinas, price was 200 for HHR, a lot for a HJ but it's a multi pop deal (an hr is 300 and includes more). Located on a busy street in a discreet store front, place is clean and the girl Tina wore a mask and hand me sanitize my hands before the session began. Table is as it appears in the pictures but a down side is there isn't a head rest so your face is on a pillow that elevates your head a bit which is a bit uncomfortable to me being stomach down. Whether you visit this place or somewhere else, everyone in this hobby should try a milking table, it's a completely different experience. Tina gave such a great HE under the table that I didn't know if she was using her hand or mouth. She's probably in her late 30's or early 40's but looks good.
Probably not for everyone considering what you can get for the same money elsewhere, but it was an experience. Maybe a 30% chance I'd return.I've been thinking of visiting for Nuru. Do you know if FS is included with Nuru? I've seen these ads and want to try.
Wirelessone
05-17-21, 22:08
This place has received detailed reports here so Coded Language not needed.
Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?However she knows you not there to ask her to be a second in a game of bridge, so while she's down she will already be making a move to your nether region, you and her can figure it out with some pigeon English and hand gestures, it's what I did to let her know I wanted to release on her face.
Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.
Hao spa On South Halsted Chicago, any updates please, thanks.I've been there 3 times in the past month and got Lisa twice and another girl the third time. No extras were available for me with either of them. YMMV.
Lisa gives a good deep tissue massage.
Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?I was having a little trouble getting it up time before last, so she gave me a wipe while I was standing, spread both cheeks, and dove right in. I think that she's getting raunchier over time given the stiff competition from Kelly and JuJu. She's definitely my go-to gal for consensual rough sex. I haven't seen Lilly yet, but I hope that being around such a distinguished group of cum dumpsters corrupts her and HJ Nancy. Was thinking of getting a 4-hand with Nancy and one of the girls who fuck to escalate the process, but I've been blowing out my massage budget with the cheaper options on Grand and Chicago.
I've been there 3 times in the past month and got Lisa twice and another girl the third time. No extras were available for me with either of them. YMMV.
Lisa gives a good deep tissue massage.Thanks for update.
This place has received detailed reports here so Coded Language not needed.
Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?So I get it straight.
There's a butt / friendly Mandy at Golden and SXL?
Thanks.
Is Crystal closed? I went a couple weeks ago and it was. Tried calling number listed and no one picks up.
SouthpawTom
05-18-21, 18:02
Better results at Yun Ping. Turns out in Chinatown the Male massage guys work freelance and get called in to anywhere to do a women customer so my girlfriend got the same guy she has had before. For me the girl Nancy I think was her name was middle age and much more energy and sensual. Good enough looking to enjoy her touch and attentions. Not wanting to take any chances that they talk and my girlfriend finds out, I stopped my therapist from actually doing L1 but let her tease me all she wanted. Got me ready for the big event later back at my place. I recommend this place for those of you who want to play while the S. O. Gets a real massage.Wonder if women get the same treatment we do?
Wonder if women get the same treatment we do?I knew a semi-legit massage girl who worked at one of those green tea and lavender scrub spa places you give your girl a GC to for valentines day, she told me when she had female clients outside the spa they would sometimes get super freaky and would bring their personal sex toys for my friend to use on them. So yes, some women are getting more than legit massages.
VRooomBada
05-18-21, 20:48
So I get it straight.
There's a butt / friendly Mandy at Golden and SXL?
Thanks.Maggie. I forgot her name with my original post about rimjobs LOL. It's Maggie. No relation to Mandy at golden.
Trader1973
05-18-21, 23:46
It seems to be permanently closed. Boarded up and put up for lease this week.Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?
Goat Trotter
05-19-21, 12:27
Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?No idea. Wouldn't be surprised if they have gone back home.
Green Spa massaman who drives and freaking Benz told me they are closing up. Their lease is up.
JackFrost638
05-19-21, 14:45
Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.If you're looking for a decent massage with a happy ending from a very hot woman, she's definitely worth it. Also, her preferred method of communication is email. Be polite, respectful, and avoid the typical buzz words and I think you'll have better luck connecting with her. This is her work email.
Trader1973
05-19-21, 14:47
No idea. Wouldn't be surprised if they have gone back home.
Green Spa massaman who drives and freaking Benz told me they are closing up. Their lease is up.Thanks GT she was the best in the Biz had a 4 some with her Kelly and Mia on a Saturday Night. Broke the bank but was a memory of all memories. If you want an awesome hot girl go see Jessica at Easy Rhythm she is a freak.
Member #6062
05-19-21, 14:54
Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?I believe I've seen previous reports that YuYu is at Comfort Spa on Archer, but can't personally confirm.
Mr LoudMonger
05-19-21, 15:22
I don't know how long you guys have been hobbying but it wasn't too long ago that most of the parlors in Chinatown had girls in their 20's. I didn't even bother with reviews back then because it was much more fun just to show up and see who you get.
Now it's like a Chinese AARP convention. Some of these women were massaging people during the Reagan administration.
Luckily for me I found a young one the other day hidden in this "eclectic" hole in the wall called Star Hot Spa. She had been sleeping when I showed up because it wasn't busy. In fact, I was the first customer of the day. Jenny has a young and fit body and she is very attractive. My initial reaction was to ask her what the hell she was doing in a place like that. She's more of the type you would find at Grand or Oki hot-dicking mongers 150 dollars for a naked handy. The other girl, while not as young or as hot as Jenny, was still several standard deviations more attractive than the average Chinatown Medusa.
What I liked about the place was that it was clean inside especially the rooms and the shower and bathroom area in the back. What I also liked is that they had a brand new washer and dryer and a staging area for the towels so that I know for sure I'm getting fresh ones and not the cum stained decoration towel that some spas have, which likely hasn't been changed since the 90's.After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.
Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.
When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.
So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.
Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.
Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?
Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.
The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.
Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.
All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.
I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.
Iamslobbyist
05-19-21, 16:23
Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.Providers often go on week long, month long or even longer breaks. Perhaps she is not seeing anyone right now. Have you seen current ads from her?
Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.
Trader1973
05-19-21, 23:28
I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.Not the same Yuyu saw her Saturday on my search for the real Yuyu LOL but the one at Comfort Spa is hot as hell and can milk a good one.
Trader1973
05-19-21, 23:44
So there are like 5 apartments AMPs in China Town. Called everyone no answer (probably cause one of you bastards were busy with them LOL) so after 20 minutes got a text. First thought was like Fuck probably Chris Hanson from How to Catch a Predator. So was give an address I went to that address and texted after 5 minutes was given another address 1/2 block away. So I was like fuck it I'm going who cares what happens at this point. I get there text no response for almost 10 Minutes. As I'm sitting in my car tall white guy comes out the door and I'm like Fuck total bust. So 1 minute later I get a text to come into the hallway. First thought was like don't do it but my rock told me fuck it so I go in and now am in a hallway on a second floor apartment in Chinatown. Then the door cracks open and she says what you here for and I say #23 Beef and Broccoli and she laughs and opens the door. She is literally in the middle of cooking dinner and shuts the stove off and out of another bedroom a middle aged hot Asian women walks out with no pants and and grabs my junk. The young girl who answered the door walks me to the bedroom and says what are you here for and I blurted out to fuck. She said Hundo and it was on for a whole 7 minutes. But her is a pic and I'll try to get more on next visit but test it out. Shit is weird but exciting as well. Going to try to get them both for buck fiddy next visit.
ApplePiePussy
05-20-21, 02:30
After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.
Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.
When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.
So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.
Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.
Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?
Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.
The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.
Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.
All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.
I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.Damn that sucks. Sorry to hear it. If it were me, I would have said no to a half hour. It's just not enough time to have a good session and it's really not much cheaper at all. It's actually not even half the price. It's more.
And there's no way I would have agreed with a kid present. I'm assuming you went in the evening?
For me personally, I can't do the granny thing. Some of these women are 60 or older (possibly even most) and that's just not my cup of tea. I need to be physically attracted to the provider otherwise it's not fun for me. Otherwise I'll just go get a legit massage somewhere and at least be guaranteed a solid massage.
The problem is that there's maybe 5 girls her age throughout all the Chicagoland parlors right now. They know it. We know it. And they look to extract as much as possible.
Also, for me, an extra twenty is not going to ruin it. I'm already committed to 65 plus 40. Another 20 to ensure a good time is not a big deal to me. I usually just leave it out beforehand if I'm seeing her for the first time. I mean 40 was the price 8 years ago when I first started going. Name something that hasn't gone up in cost in 8 years. If an extra 20 is the difference in perception between cheap and generous, I'll go with generous every time.
HanginBalls
05-20-21, 05:39
Wonder if women get the same treatment we do?Got injured where my schlong was out of commission for a few weeks. Busty 30 yr old g / f was getting frustrated and needed some relief. I needed a cmt. Female was an amazon w / massive cans and arms. Male looked like a rugby player. Kissed her goodbye and we went to our respective rooms. Decent massage and half hour later I hear my g / f moan. I came to life and pitched a tent. Female removes towel and says," Impressive! You're bigger than my b / f and he's ten inches". We hear my girl deeply moan and cmt says," He must be inside her". My g / f hasn't had dick in three weeks and she doesn't m-bate so she must've been tight as hell. In the meantime cmt decides to ride my newly found erection and makes a deep grunt herself. Five minutes later my g / f is screaming at the top of her lungs. He grunts as you can tell he's draining his balls inside her. A few minutes later cmt starts screaming and we cum in together. Male asks my g / f," Is he hung"? G / f says," Yes". Male asks," Bigger than me"? Again," Yes".
So, yes women can get the same treatment as men.
I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.The YuYu / Yoyo at Comfort is the one from Ruby Spa. Kelly told me a while back that YuYu was doing nails and she didn't know where Mia was.
VRooomBada
05-20-21, 08:24
After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.
Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.
When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.
So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.
Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.
Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?
Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.
The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.
Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.
All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.
I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.Props on being able to bust a nut with a 4 year old there LOL.
I also stopped on by and had a decent time, not horrible not great. I will likely repeat. A few things to add:
1. Pricing is weird and inconsistent? I was charged $45 for a half while the website says $40.
2. Jenny's hands are humongous and she is also quite tall. I imagined her to be petite with the descriptions given.
Location is in an office building. I've read here that YMMV but that wasn't the case. All was fairly straightforward. I walked in, asked for a massage, said I'd been there before. 60/80 for massage with a good looking MILF, B / C cups Victoria. OTC was permitted and the typical tip for the handshake, which was offered while I was lying on my stomach or back. More might be available. All in all a great visit.
So there are like 5 apartments AMPs in China Town. Called everyone no answer (probably cause one of you bastards were busy with them LOL) so after 20 minutes got a text. First thought was like Fuck probably Chris Hanson from How to Catch a Predator. So was give an address I went to that address and texted after 5 minutes was given another address 1/2 block away. So I was like fuck it I'm going who cares what happens at this point. I get there text no response for almost 10 Minutes. As I'm sitting in my car tall white guy comes out the door and I'm like Fuck total bust. So 1 minute later I get a text to come into the hallway. First thought was like don't do it but my rock told me fuck it so I go in and now am in a hallway on a second floor apartment in Chinatown. Then the door cracks open and she says what you here for and I say #23 Beef and Broccoli and she laughs and opens the door. She is literally in the middle of cooking dinner and shuts the stove off and out of another bedroom a middle aged hot Asian women walks out with no pants and and grabs my junk. The young girl who answered the door walks me to the bedroom and says what are you here for and I blurted out to fuck. She said Hundo and it was on for a whole 7 minutes. But her is a pic and I'll try to get more on next visit but test it out. Shit is weird but exciting as well. Going to try to get them both for buck fiddy next visit.May I know how to contact them? You can pm me.
Mr LoudMonger
05-20-21, 14:13
Props on being able to bust a nut with a 4 year old there LOL.
I also stopped on by and had a decent time, not horrible not great. I will likely repeat. A few things to add:
1. Pricing is weird and inconsistent? I was charged $45 for a half while the website says $40.
2. Jenny's hands are humongous and she is also quite tall. I imagined her to be petite with the descriptions given.Yes, maybe I forgot to mention. She's very thin and in shape, that's the best part. Also very tall and with very big hands. Generally big hands are better for a strong massage but much worse for a hand job.
The whole thing was so annoying that I'm still irritated a couple days later. I hate how misleading our own reviews can be. Normally I'm better at weeding out the overly optimistic sounding reviews, but I blew it this time.
I was having a little trouble getting it up time before last, so she gave me a wipe while I was standing, spread both cheeks, and dove right in. I think that she's getting raunchier over time given the stiff competition from Kelly and JuJu. She's definitely my go-to gal for consensual rough sex. I haven't seen Lilly yet, but I hope that being around such a distinguished group of cum dumpsters corrupts her and HJ Nancy. Was thinking of getting a 4-hand with Nancy and one of the girls who fuck to escalate the process, but I've been blowing out my massage budget with the cheaper options on Grand and Chicago."Cheaper options" ? Do tell. My go to is Cindy over at Ozone (now on vacation) and that's usually a $200 tip for everything so I'd love to hear some cheaper options. Especially with her gone for a month or so. Years ago I went to Sunkiss, got shut down and pretty sure I caught an infection from unclean towels. Never went back. Tried Oki Doki but it was just okey dokey to me. Oh and then there's Grand Spa. It's clean, the girls are pretty, but I always feel like I'm being hustled there. Like a used car salesman. I just can't take the upsell--for not much action--so I stopped. It's awfully close to where I work so I ended up going more than I should. Hell even though I just said I stopped, I might go back again. Haha on me.
Member #6062
05-20-21, 16:51
The YuYu / Yoyo at Comfort is the one from Ruby Spa. Kelly told me a while back that YuYu was doing nails and she didn't know where Mia was.About YoYo. As for Mia of Relax, she used to pull a couple days per week at East Rhythm on Ashland I haven't seen her in long time, but she may still be there.
Trader1973
05-20-21, 17:15
The YuYu / Yoyo at Comfort is the one from Ruby Spa. Kelly told me a while back that YuYu was doing nails and she didn't know where Mia was.Mia is at Easy Rythm Spa if you want I have her personal number she does outcall.
Mia is at Easy Rythm Spa if you want I have her personal number she does outcall.She's at West River Spa during the week. I'll have to go over to ER and check out Mia, she was always DTF.
Just came back from my first ever experience, definitely won't be my last.
Texted CLM this morning requesting Natalia but she wasn't available. Ended up going with Jessica. The process of booking was really easy. Made a burner phone number, texted, they asked for a few details (name, race, occupation), and I was set.
Since it was my first time, I was visibly nervous so that might've dissuaded Jessica from doing certain things. I asked if I could DATY, but she said not on the first visit. We started with CBJ (she offered to use a condom, I think if I said no it would've been BBBJ), and then we just started fucking. Not sure if she was that good or if I was just nervous, but I finished within 2 minutes and we just talked for the remainder of the time.
Overall very positive experience, especially since it was only $100. Might go back next week to see if I can DATY and maybe last a bit longer. Her body is phenomenal, looks better than the pics.
Member #6062
05-21-21, 17:14
She's at West River Spa during the week. I'll have to go over to ER and check out Mia, she was always DTF.One of my most memorable 4 hand sessions was with Mia and YuYu at Relax, few years ago. Can't say I loved changing out condoms every couple minutes but such was the condition to get the session! Ultimately, was worth it.
Trader1973
05-22-21, 00:40
She's at West River Spa during the week. I'll have to go over to ER and check out Mia, she was always DTF.Fit312 Thanks my man for the update. And yes Relax Spa had the best 3 girls in the Biz always down to freak.
Trader1973
05-22-21, 00:49
She's at West River Spa during the week. I'll have to go over to ER and check out Mia, she was always DTF.So Kelly is at River West Spa correct but any idea where YuYu is at.
From Relax.
Jessica is very DATY friendly. In fact she loves it. I'm surprised she didn't let you. Maybe it's because you asked. With me, I just treated it like a date and tossed her on the bed and started making out with her. It took off from there, completely natural.
Chemistry is as important to women as it is to men, guys. Someone once called it BFE. If you make her forget it's a service she'll make you forget.
But glad you had a great time anyway. Hope you take those tips and have an even better one.
Just came back from my first ever experience, definitely won't be my last.
Texted CLM this morning requesting Natalia but she wasn't available. Ended up going with Jessica. The process of booking was really easy. Made a burner phone number, texted, they asked for a few details (name, race, occupation), and I was set.
Since it was my first time, I was visibly nervous so that might've dissuaded Jessica from doing certain things. I asked if I could DATY, but she said not on the first visit. We started with CBJ (she offered to use a condom, I think if I said no it would've been BBBJ), and then we just started fucking. Not sure if she was that good or if I was just nervous, but I finished within 2 minutes and we just talked for the remainder of the time.
Overall very positive experience, especially since it was only $100. Might go back next week to see if I can DATY and maybe last a bit longer. Her body is phenomenal, looks better than the pics.
Mia is at Easy Rythm Spa if you want I have her personal number she does outcall.How long has Mia been at east rhythm? I almost always forget about asking for names. But there was one at east rhythm that offered FS every time I visited. I haven't been back since before covid started. I would always get the half hour option and just give the tip asked for FS, which wasn't cheap at 150 + the house fee, compared to the Asian apts. Private message me with more info please. What does she look like and what is the charge for outcall?
ChicagoGoer
05-23-21, 11:54
Anyone know if someone on the roster offers rimming?
5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Changes:
Zara is new.
Lexi is back
More info needed:
Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.
Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.
Zara. No reviews of service yet, but is either afro-latina or black but branding as Latina for more money (can't blame her, it's a real thing). Young, thick, sexy looking. But no info on the menu yet. Booker said she's popular and wasn't available the two times I tried to see her. Would love for someone to chime in.
Review summaries:
Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.
Sarah. Late 30's MILF. Same "type" as Jessica (sexy, older, Polish horny girl who dresses sexy). Good menu. GFE with DATY, DFK, BBBJ, CFS all available. Great body without a lot of baby damage or age damage, pretty face. Great ass. All round good time, especially if you're good at DATY.
Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.
Grand spa: can confirm below on amy. Short changed me and only l1 available. Pretty hot though.
River west spa: not the same without helen. Mms does a decent job at L1 (have had L2 from her before) but has quite a heft to her and a bit older.
May need to check out oki doki. Or back to sxl, although my experience with kelly wasnt the best either.Have you ever had Kelly at West River? If so, how was L3? What was tip? Is she open to Greek or CIM.
Stopped in at H Wellness on Milwaukee ave on a Saturday night. Last minute phone call, can I comeby in 10 minutes, they said yes and I was on my way. Got there older 40-50 why / owoman mamasan invited me in took my payment then brought me to the ondeck circle (supply room for hot towels and where the ladies take breaks) Apparently they were busy. About 10-15 minutes later she came and got me. By this time I was glad to see it was her, 2 other girls were there, one was a bit chunky w / some big ol naturals & long black hair, the other was just not appealing at all. Did not catch any names. Mamasan like I said 40-50 , ok looking, nice artwork (from what I could see) on her back, but one hell of of a massage, lots of teasing, light touching OTC, and a lot more teasing. She asked if I would take care of it, and I said can you? She obliged but said I would have to tip her good. No more than L1 on the table.
Damage: 65/ hr + . 5 tip.
I'd repeat at least for the massage.
There have been so much talk about the girls. Someone remind me who was who. I remembered the three girls but not their names. Two skinny girls one Korean and the other Chinese and one bigger girl. So who was who? Also does anyone know somebody who gives the best foot massage legit is fine but if she gives extras that is even better.
MiluvuLongTime
05-24-21, 05:50
I know this shop is such a ripoff of gold diggers but the ladies are hot! Haha. Anyways when I arrived the 2 super hotties were busy so I once again had cocoa. It was fun she was in a better mood!
We had a table shower and she was playful but the massage was the best. We had a nuru massage and I even got her to give me oral BBBJ. After we finished she of course wanted a big tip. I over tipped but I had fun. 1. 4 with no FS LOL. Also her massage is horrible! She has really nice fake tits and decent body and nice face. I will return and she gave me her number.
Anyone know if someone on the roster offers rimming?Ask Jessica. She's usually into anything.
Never tried it with anywhere there, though.
Anyone know if someone on the roster offers rimming?Can confirm all seems accurate here regarding:
Natalia / Sandra. She was fun, fucked my brains out for 60 minutes. Very GFE.
Jessica. Can confirm BBBJ is on the menu if she's interested in you. Five minutes of convincing and I was a "lucky boy" and she sucked him bare for 15 minutes before letting me ride her doggy, finished sucking it all out.
Bella. Saw her recently, no luck on BBBJ but she was chill CBJ okay, that ass from behind was great. I asked her if Greek was on the menu, she proceeded to get on all fours and show me where it could go for $$ more. Declined as it was too steep, she laughed and said it's steep because she's not a huge fan but likes Benjamin's. Fair enough LOL.
Melissa. Fun MILF exp, I had a jacuzzis session with her, I busted 3 times LOL. Once sitting on top of the spa (don't worry it was all over her tits, not in the spa), twice CBJ / CFS, she's loud and makes you feel like Lex Steele LOL.
Lexi. She runs their Only Fans too. Nothing to ride home about, she seems like she should be fun but is good with her house money and minimal tip. I've heard you can open her up, but I got nothing more than and HJ and the ability to play with the decent tits.
**there is a new girl that started Friday, Violet, someone TOFTT and give us an update.
ChicagoGoer
05-24-21, 11:06
What was the up charge for Bella? Assuming the normal. 1?
Can confirm all seems accurate here regarding:
Natalia / Sandra. She was fun, fucked my brains out for 60 minutes. Very GFE.
Jessica. Can confirm BBBJ is on the menu if she's interested in you. Five minutes of convincing and I was a "lucky boy" and she sucked him bare for 15 minutes before letting me ride her doggy, finished sucking it all out.
Bella. Saw her recently, no luck on BBBJ but she was chill CBJ okay, that ass from behind was great. I asked her if Greek was on the menu, she proceeded to get on all fours and show me where it could go for $$ more. Declined as it was too steep, she laughed and said it's steep because she's not a huge fan but likes Benjamin's. Fair enough LOL.
Melissa. Fun MILF exp, I had a jacuzzis session with her, I busted 3 times LOL. Once sitting on top of the spa (don't worry it was all over her tits, not in the spa), twice CBJ / CFS, she's loud and makes you feel like Lex Steele LOL.
Lexi. She runs their Only Fans too. Nothing to ride home about, she seems like she should be fun but is good with her house money and minimal tip. I've heard you can open her up, but I got nothing more than and HJ and the ability to play with the decent tits.
**there is a new girl that started Friday, Violet, someone TOFTT and give us an update.
Don't see her on this week. Is she gone already?
Interesting feedback regarding Bella. I wonder why she didn't do CBJ with you. Did she explain?
Same thing with Jessica, I don't think anybody reported her starting with a CBJ LOL.
I wonder what's going on?
Can confirm all seems accurate here regarding:
Natalia / Sandra. She was fun, fucked my brains out for 60 minutes. Very GFE.
Jessica. Can confirm BBBJ is on the menu if she's interested in you. Five minutes of convincing and I was a "lucky boy" and she sucked him bare for 15 minutes before letting me ride her doggy, finished sucking it all out.
Bella. Saw her recently, no luck on BBBJ but she was chill CBJ okay, that ass from behind was great. I asked her if Greek was on the menu, she proceeded to get on all fours and show me where it could go for $$ more. Declined as it was too steep, she laughed and said it's steep because she's not a huge fan but likes Benjamin's. Fair enough LOL.
**there is a new girl that started Friday, Violet, someone TOFTT and give us an update.
What was the up charge for Bella? Assuming the normal. 1?Correct. Wasn't anything outrageous.
Don't see her on this week. Is she gone already?
Interesting feedback regarding Bella. I wonder why she didn't do CBJ with you. Did she explain?
Same thing with Jessica, I don't think anybody reported her starting with a CBJ LOL.
I wonder what's going on?Yeah, says new girl on the top but hasn't been scheduled. As for Bella she said see her more than once and BBBJ is no biggy.
IMissCutler
05-25-21, 08:22
Stopped in at H Wellness on Milwaukee ave on a Saturday night. Last minute phone call, can I comeby in 10 minutes, they said yes and I was on my way. Got there older 40-50 why / owoman mamasan invited me in took my payment then brought me to the ondeck circle (supply room for hot towels and where the ladies take breaks) Apparently they were busy. About 10-15 minutes later she came and got me. By this time I was glad to see it was her, 2 other girls were there, one was a bit chunky w / some big ol naturals & long black hair, the other was just not appealing at all. Did not catch any names. Mamasan like I said 40-50 , ok looking, nice artwork (from what I could see) on her back, but one hell of of a massage, lots of teasing, light touching OTC, and a lot more teasing. She asked if I would take care of it, and I said can you? She obliged but said I would have to tip her good. No more than L1 on the table.
Damage: 65/ hr + . 5 tip.
I'd repeat at least for the massage.I was just wondering if you plan on going back. I love big naturals and haven't seen a girl with them there. I wonder if she is new. May who was at t pro years ago seems to be the mms and owner. It's a nice place with good times.
ArtMann1711
05-25-21, 11:20
I'm going to try and setup with Natalia based off this information I can't wait! Do they advertise anywhere else or just their website? What's the typical damage to get in the door? Long time lurker just trying to nail down some details so I have the confidence to setup a meet. TIA!
5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Changes:
Zara is new.
Lexi is back
More info needed:
Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.
Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.
Zara. No reviews of service yet, but is either afro-latina or black but branding as Latina for more money (can't blame her, it's a real thing). Young, thick, sexy looking. But no info on the menu yet. Booker said she's popular and wasn't available the two times I tried to see her. Would love for someone to chime in.
CubsFan123
05-25-21, 14:35
Any non Asian 4 hand recommendations? Can't seem to find many options right now. Doesn't have to be FS, but L2 preferred.
Benderedundat
05-25-21, 23:40
Looking for recommendations for an AMP therapist that actually is good at massage. One who really can work on my shoulders and back. Bonus points for one that walks on my back. Yeah a hand toss at the end would be nice, but I'm looking for someone in the city that can really work on my back. Yes I know I can find a legit therapist. I have plenty of those. Just like that AMP thrill to go along with it.
--Been Dere Dun Dat
I'm going to try and setup with Natalia based off this information I can't wait! Do they advertise anywhere else or just their website? What's the typical damage to get in the door? Long time lurker just trying to nail down some details so I have the confidence to setup a meet. TIA!Their website is Chicagolandbodyrubs.com and it has fees and everything else you need there.
I think they do advertise on some site or other. Occasionally posters will add a link to one of their ads but I don't know where. I just go to their website for their weekly schedule.
Upcharges for services beyond a handjob are usually anywhere between $100-$150. Some of the sillier girls want $250-300 for things like Greek and Salma wants $1000 for FS. But some of them won't charge at all if you have genuine chemistry with them.
ArtMann1711
05-26-21, 10:43
Maybe the mobile site doesn't show the rates then? Or I'm blind LOL that's what I'm trying to find out. Up charges sound reasonable that each girl decides I guess. Thanks!
Their website is Chicagolandbodyrubs.com and it has fees and everything else you need there.
I think they do advertise on some site or other. Occasionally posters will add a link to one of their ads but I don't know where. I just go to their website for their weekly schedule.
Upcharges for services beyond a handjob are usually anywhere between $100-$150. Some of the sillier girls want $250-300 for things like Greek and Salma wants $1000 for FS. But some of them won't charge at all if you have genuine chemistry with them.
Maybe the mobile site doesn't show the rates then? Or I'm blind LOL that's what I'm trying to find out. Up charges sound reasonable that each girl decides I guess. Thanks!Click the services button if one shows on mobile. You will see rates.
Hi Chicago fam, I am visiting from Orange County, CA this weekend and am staying near the Loop. I am thinking about hitting some local spots near the hotel such as Grand and West River since I am mainly staying in the area. Do you guys recommend either? Appreciate any intel. PM me for OC intel if you would like. Thank you.
I'm getting tired of AMPs. Looking for an AA or good Latina spot to try. Or even American. L1 finish is ok. Not independent, but a MP. Are there any around?
Peace.
I'm getting tired of AMPs. Looking for an AA or good Latina spot to try. Or even American. L1 finish is ok. Not independent, but a MP. Are there any around?
Peace.I believe CLM now has two black girls (or a black and afro-latina girl) on staff. Zara and Isabelle. Isabelle is L1 only, no idea about Zara.
Looking for recommendations for an AMP therapist that actually is good at massage. One who really can work on my shoulders and back. Bonus points for one that walks on my back. Yeah a hand toss at the end would be nice, but I'm looking for someone in the city that can really work on my back. Yes I know I can find a legit therapist. I have plenty of those. Just like that AMP thrill to go along with it.
--Been Dere Dun DatTina at TPro on Chicago ave is really good at walk on back. She is petite, little feet.
Fantastico
05-27-21, 12:43
Can confirm all seems accurate here regarding:
Natalia / Sandra. She was fun, fucked my brains out for 60 minutes. Very GFE.
Jessica. Can confirm BBBJ is on the menu if she's interested in you. Five minutes of convincing and I was a "lucky boy" and she sucked him bare for 15 minutes before letting me ride her doggy, finished sucking it all out.
Bella. Saw her recently, no luck on BBBJ but she was chill CBJ okay, that ass from behind was great. I asked her if Greek was on the menu, she proceeded to get on all fours and show me where it could go for $$ more. Declined as it was too steep, she laughed and said it's steep because she's not a huge fan but likes Benjamin's. Fair enough LOL.
Melissa. Fun MILF exp, I had a jacuzzis session with her, I busted 3 times LOL. Once sitting on top of the spa (don't worry it was all over her tits, not in the spa), twice CBJ / CFS, she's loud and makes you feel like Lex Steele LOL.
Lexi. She runs their Only Fans too. Nothing to ride home about, she seems like she should be fun but is good with her house money and minimal tip. I've heard you can open her up, but I got nothing more than and HJ and the ability to play with the decent tits.
**there is a new girl that started Friday, Violet, someone TOFTT and give us an update.Can anyone explain how CLM verification works? I've been on this board for a month or so now just reading and I want to check CLM out but I definitely don't want to give my actual name, job, LinkedIn. Are you all actually providing your real name and work info or is there a way to around this?
Tina at TPro on Chicago ave is really good at walk on back. She is petite, little feet.I can confirm the recomendation.
BlazinRav72
05-28-21, 09:48
Hi Guys, I'll be traveling between Palatine and Bartlett today, from Wisconsin. I was hoping if someone can point me in the right direction to a parlor. I would prefer if the parlor is of Latina or Caucasian type. I've had my fair share of AMPs and looking for something different. Ideally L2 or L3 and even if their not in a parlor I'm okay. Would love to find that gem, beautiful young girl that's natural not fake.
Please PM me directly or reply to this post. Thanks in advance guys!
Heard Norwood is now legit. Anyone visit harmony in Norridge?
Can anyone explain how CLM verification works? I've been on this board for a month or so now just reading and I want to check CLM out but I definitely don't want to give my actual name, job, LinkedIn. Are you all actually providing your real name and work info or is there a way to around this?It's not very consistent. Guys report differing levels of verification. Probably depends on who is manning the phones that day.
Hoffman Oliver
05-28-21, 13:35
She is located near Kedzie and Armitage so it was convenient. Give a fake address, a couple doors down. I didn't understand why as she gave me the right address before I even got out the car. Usually they watch you approach the fake address, and then tell you come to the real address. Obviously not the girl in the pic, not even close. She let me finger her, which was surprising. Did not ask about upgrades as I won't return. But she's out there if you're interested. She doesn't work Wednesdays.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/201447
IMissCutler
05-28-21, 14:20
I'm getting tired of AMPs. Looking for an AA or good Latina spot to try. Or even American. L1 finish is ok. Not independent, but a MP. Are there any around?
Peace.For Latinas check out aol on Fullerton, sunrise on Diversey, Pacifico on Belmont and Zeus on Montrose.
Mr LoudMonger
05-28-21, 14:29
Hi Guys, I'll be traveling between Palatine and Bartlett today, from Wisconsin. I was hoping if someone can point me in the right direction to a parlor. I would prefer if the parlor is of Latina or Caucasian type. I've had my fair share of AMPs and looking for something different. Ideally L2 or L3 and even if their not in a parlor I'm okay. Would love to find that gem, beautiful young girl that's natural not fake.
Please PM me directly or reply to this post. Thanks in advance guys!Easiest would be to stick with AMPs, there's several FS AMPs in Mt Prospect, not too far from Palatine. Either google MT SPA or Exercise Spa. There's a few others there but more likely L1-2.
SeanKonnery
05-28-21, 19:47
Hey Guys. Just saw Sarah today. She reminds me of the legacy NG Lara! She is prolly my top 3 now! My upper lip still smells and tastes from DATY. One thing I have to concur. It's all about your vibe with these girls. Even spoke to the other ladies there in the place! I went in with a positive calm aura and made her feel the same and just treated her good! DFK, GFE, CBJ, and FS on the menu along with some stimulating convo. Guys she's been here for a while so treat her good! Even gave those cute toes of hers some attention. I will definitely be back!
SK.
CubsFan123
05-28-21, 21:17
Posted on the north side near Montrose and Pulaski, was a waste of time and money. Quick ten minute feather touch massage, rushed ending was in and out in 20 minutes. Stay far far away.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/139412
AngelBravo
05-28-21, 22:51
I booked with CLM today, and originally requested Salma.
Whoever gave info on this site that she was young looking. I'm sorry but that was really bad info. She didn't look young to me at all. She admitted she's in her 30's but to me she looked like early 40's. I know Latin women age well and there was just no way she was 30. I felt like she was my mother and apologized and told her that unfortunately I couldn't go through with it as I prefer a younger person. She was a very sweet lady and didn't take my criticism harsh. (She seemed relieved honestly) and she admitted this is not her Jam and doesn't plan to say much longer. On a positive note she did recommend that I see Sandy and indeed I was very happy when she walked through the door. Sandy was in her 20's, told me she was a previous hostess and working towards an airline stewardess. She was really cute, with glasses and a raspy voice. I thought initially she was Polish but found out later she was Latin and was mixed with some Spaniard. She had light brown eyes and just very young looking. Her menu however is very limited, she only provides L1, and she didn't want her breasts kissed nor her kitty touched. She said she just went through her menstrual cycle and it was very sensitive. I have to take her word for it, but if she uses this excuse in the future you know she simply isn't into it. I did get the same vibe from her, she will never offer more than L1 as this isn't where she wants to make a career. Just trying to make it through tough Covid times and I can respect that. I would normally want to repeat but she seemed a bit distant sometimes; something tells me she has a boyfriend and is not wanting to cross the lines much. She's about 5"6 weight is about 125, B breasts, light skinned. She has a jiggly butt but not fat; just not tight. Better than normal is my best definition. Well that's about it. Enjoy.
Dani, Nicol, and Kathy were all recently announced as new to the lineup. Anybody give any of them a go yet?
Also saw Sarah and she said she does doubles with Jessica. That is DEFINITELY on my list now. Has anybody ever tried that or any doubles there before? I didn't even realize that was an option.
She is located near Kedzie and Armitage so it was convenient. Give a fake address, a couple doors down. I didn't understand why as she gave me the right address before I even got out the car. Usually they watch you approach the fake address, and then tell you come to the real address. Obviously not the girl in the pic, not even close. She let me finger her, which was surprising. Did not ask about upgrades as I won't return. But she's out there if you're interested. She doesn't work Wednesdays.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/201447How long did you stay? How much? Rate the girl from 1-10 in looks, personality, conversation?
How long did you stay? How much? Rate the girl from 1-10 in looks, personality, conversation?What parts of that negative review have you so interested in seeing her?
I booked with CLM today, and originally requested Salma.
Whoever gave info on this site that she was young looking. I'm sorry but that was really bad info. She didn't look young to me at all. She admitted she's in her 30's but to me she looked like early 40's. I know Latin women age well and there was just no way she was 30. I felt like she was my mother and apologized and told her that unfortunately I couldn't go through with it as I prefer a younger person. She was a very sweet lady and didn't take my criticism harsh. (She seemed relieved honestly) and she admitted this is not her Jam and doesn't plan to say much longer. On a positive note she did recommend that I see Sandy and indeed I was very happy when she walked through the door. Sandy was in her 20's, told me she was a previous hostess and working towards an airline stewardess. She was really cute, with glasses and a raspy voice. I thought initially she was Polish but found out later she was Latin and was mixed with some Spaniard. She had light brown eyes and just very young looking. Her menu however is very limited, she only provides L1, and she didn't want her breasts kissed nor her kitty touched. She said she just went through her menstrual cycle and it was very sensitive. I have to take her word for it, but if she uses this excuse in the future you know she simply isn't into it. I did get the same vibe from her, she will never offer more than L1 as this isn't where she wants to make a career. Just trying to make it through tough Covid times and I can respect that. I would normally want to repeat but she seemed a bit distant sometimes; something tells me she has a boyfriend and is not wanting to cross the lines much. She's about 5"6 weight is about 125, B breasts, light skinned. She has a jiggly butt but not fat; just not tight. Better than normal is my best definition. Well that's about it. Enjoy.
Where is this CMS? Sorry CLM?
She is located near Kedzie and Armitage so it was convenient. Give a fake address, a couple doors down. I didn't understand why as she gave me the right address before I even got out the car. Usually they watch you approach the fake address, and then tell you come to the real address. Obviously not the girl in the pic, not even close. She let me finger her, which was surprising. Did not ask about upgrades as I won't return. But she's out there if you're interested. She doesn't work Wednesdays.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/201447Cement steps I didn't like. I told her I was handicapped. She came out to he car and helped me out.
HakunaMatata
05-29-21, 13:28
Went to visit Natalia due to good reviews. Scheduling was easy, once arrived they instructed to ring the door bell. Natalia came down to let me in. She is nice looking lady, in my opinion in her 40's. She led me into the room, where I undressed and laid face down. She gave really nice massage. On the flip we agreed for FS, she went to give really nice BBBJ, with no questions asked and continued to fuck me hard. Once done, we were talking for another 15-20 minutes. Dressed up and left. Overall nice experience, but I probably won't repeat as I'm into younger girls. With that said I would definitely recommend.
Where is this CMS? Sorry CLM?ChicagolandBodyRubs.
I was just wondering if you plan on going back. I love big naturals and haven't seen a girl with them there. I wonder if she is new. May who was at t pro years ago seems to be the mms and owner. It's a nice place with good times.The one that is chucky is Anna. But the one with the tattoo is not May since she doesn't have a back tattoo. And also hers is fake as hell. But I don't remember any other girls that is older with a tattoo.
Fantastico
05-30-21, 01:56
It's not very consistent. Guys report differing levels of verification. Probably depends on who is manning the phones that day.Appreciate the info. Definitely going to give it a try now. Leaning toward scheduling Bella, Suzie or Natalia based on pics and your reviews.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/226275
Finally got in to see her. Typical apt. / spa setup with a table in the middle of room with a futon off to side.
Sol is an attractive older Hispanic women (40-45) she is thick, a little tummy, smaller tits, nice thick thighs and a killer ass. True pear shaped women. The firmest ass I've ever felt on a woman. Maybe it was me assuming that it was a typical full service house, or lack of communication, but on the flip she asked what I wanted to do? Said upgrade to full service was $.
More. I had already paid a $. 4 for a lame ass massage, so I opted for an L1 finish w / lingerie on and roaming hands.
It was just ok, and way overpriced for what it was, but that killer ass keeps calling my name to come back for more.
Let me know if anyone else has been there.
AsiaPhileJake1
05-30-21, 14:37
https://chicago.rubratings.com/226275
Finally got in to see her. Typical apt. / spa setup with a table in the middle of room with a futon off to side.
Sol is an attractive older Hispanic women (40-45) she is thick, a little tummy, smaller tits, nice thick thighs and a killer ass. True pear shaped women. The firmest ass I've ever felt on a woman. Maybe it was me assuming that it was a typical full service house, or lack of communication, but on the flip she asked what I wanted to do? Said upgrade to full service was $.
More. I had already paid a $. 4 for a lame ass massage, so I opted for an L1 finish w / lingerie on and roaming hands.
It was just ok, and way overpriced for what it was, but that killer ass keeps calling my name to come back for more.
Let me know if anyone else has been there.I guess if you put it all together an Asian AMP FS with the house fee will probably run you close to this but then I'm comparing apples to oranges. It's a bit steep I agree.
Their website is Chicagolandbodyrubs.com and it has fees and everything else you need there.
I think they do advertise on some site or other. Occasionally posters will add a link to one of their ads but I don't know where. I just go to their website for their weekly schedule.
Upcharges for services beyond a handjob are usually anywhere between $100-$150. Some of the sillier girls want $250-300 for things like Greek and Salma wants $1000 for FS. But some of them won't charge at all if you have genuine chemistry with them.CLM posts several times a day on RubRatings. They feature the girls at each location that day.
Here's one from yesterday.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/122334
Gene.
Appreciate the info. Definitely going to give it a try now. Leaning toward scheduling Bella, Suzie or Natalia based on pics and your reviews.They're very different from each other, just keep that in mind.
Natalia: early 40's, wild, sensual, GFE full service with no real inhibitions.
Suzie: mid-20's, no full service or BBBJ or GFE. CBJ is the furthest she goes anymore. But she's probably the hottest girl on the roster.
Bella. Late 20's. Less attractive than Suzie, less attractive body than Natalia, but prettier face than Natalia and much better menu than Suzie. She's a little more sexually passive than Natalia but if she likes you will provide a good GFE session.
Trader1973
05-31-21, 11:43
Come on guys I posted an AMP Girl pic let's post some new hidden camera stuff.
Hey Guys. Just saw Sarah today. She reminds me of the legacy NG Lara! She is prolly my top 3 now! My upper lip still smells and tastes from DATY. One thing I have to concur. It's all about your vibe with these girls. Even spoke to the other ladies there in the place! I went in with a positive calm aura and made her feel the same and just treated her good! DFK, GFE, CBJ, and FS on the menu along with some stimulating convo. Guys she's been here for a while so treat her good! Even gave those cute toes of hers some attention. I will definitely be back!
SK.Great review. I'm thinking about taking her up on her offer to do a threesome with Jessica. They're my two favorites at CLM and apparently they are good friends.
Good feedback on Sandy and Salma. I'll update the next iteration of the master list with more of your details.
I booked with CLM today, and originally requested Salma.
Whoever gave info on this site that she was young looking. I'm sorry but that was really bad info. She didn't look young to me at all. She admitted she's in her 30's but to me she looked like early 40's. I know Latin women age well and there was just no way she was 30. I felt like she was my mother and apologized and told her that unfortunately I couldn't go through with it as I prefer a younger person. She was a very sweet lady and didn't take my criticism harsh. (She seemed relieved honestly) and she admitted this is not her Jam and doesn't plan to say much longer. On a positive note she did recommend that I see Sandy and indeed I was very happy when she walked through the door. Sandy was in her 20's, told me she was a previous hostess and working towards an airline stewardess. She was really cute, with glasses and a raspy voice. I thought initially she was Polish but found out later she was Latin and was mixed with some Spaniard. She had light brown eyes and just very young looking. Her menu however is very limited, she only provides L1, and she didn't want her breasts kissed nor her kitty touched. She said she just went through her menstrual cycle and it was very sensitive. I have to take her word for it, but if she uses this excuse in the future you know she simply isn't into it. I did get the same vibe from her, she will never offer more than L1 as this isn't where she wants to make a career. Just trying to make it through tough Covid times and I can respect that. I would normally want to repeat but she seemed a bit distant sometimes; something tells me she has a boyfriend and is not wanting to cross the lines much. She's about 5"6 weight is about 125, B breasts, light skinned. She has a jiggly butt but not fat; just not tight. Better than normal is my best definition. Well that's about it. Enjoy.
They're very different from each other, just keep that in mind.
Natalia: early 40's, wild, sensual, GFE full service with no real inhibitions.
Suzie: mid-20's, no full service or BBBJ or GFE. CBJ is the furthest she goes anymore. But she's probably the hottest girl on the roster.
Bella. Late 20's. Less attractive than Suzie, less attractive body than Natalia, but prettier face than Natalia and much better menu than Suzie. She's a little more sexually passive than Natalia but if she likes you will provide a good GFE session.I am not trying to argue or criticize you but everyone has their own tastes and ideas about what is hot and not. Suzie is bottom heavy pear shaped, she works out but has a bit of cellulite and thick thighs and wide hips with small boobs for her frame. I liked her and she is a great girl but her body type is not my thing and I am not likely to see her again. As my tastes are probably different than yours off the top of my head I would rate Jane, Lily, and Sarah as far hotter than her and in an entirely different class as far as looks go. I think you are doing a great service with a lot of hard work but in the interest of clarity you might want to make mention of the girls body types in your descriptions. I find most of CLM pictures to be fake or misleading making it more difficult for guys to judge the girls level of attractiveness to them based on each guys preferences.
I would call Jane tall and thin with small boobs and hips. Thin but not much muscle tone. Her ass a bit saggy for a thin girl. Lily a short curvy hardbody with fake tits, and a lot of muscle and no real fat She would bank as a stripper. Sarah a tall big boned Polish girl with nice fake tits, curves, and a few extra pounds. Sarah works out and carries a fair amount of muscle, if she lost 10 lbs she would be a hardbody.
Enderwiggen
05-31-21, 15:46
Man, it's been years. Seems like technology as improved, yet services have declined with prices going up which makes no sense. My old CEO said something about this. He said were fast approaching a time in which cost won't matter anywhere near as much as customer service. Part of it I think would be the inconstancy of tipping. A MT who gets a $100 tip for a L1, looks at the $40 tippers like: "I deserve more. " and that was building for a while. I'm so glad I kept my favorites from the Senina, and Relax days.
If you guys never got to experience Senina. I pity you.
I've hit Pink in Norridge, typical shit, good massage, never got more than a L1.
Harmony has a full menu but they tax. I saw happy there, pretty awesome, but overpriced.
I also found a little gem on Milwaukee that I never saw mentioned here. It's by appointment only. I've only got a level 1 so far, but there was a lot of under the shirt and through the pants. The massage was great too.
She makes you take your shoes of in the entrance so heads up.
Also, past couple of years I had a pretty awesome experience at green spa and saw my old friend from relax May at T-pro. Anyway, vets want to trade spots hit my inbox.
Miss you guys.
Enderwiggen
05-31-21, 16:20
May is at H Wellness Spa, Milwaukee and Pulaski.I've read that May owns H wellness. If she does more than lvl 1 can be had, if you know her I imagine.
I am not trying to argue or criticize you but everyone has their own tastes and ideas about what is hot and not. Suzie is bottom heavy pear shaped, she works out but has a bit of cellulite and thick thighs and wide hips with small boobs for her frame. I liked her and she is a great girl but her body type is not my thing and I am not likely to see her again. As my tastes are probably different than yours off the top of my head I would rate Jane, Lily, and Sarah as far hotter than her and in an entirely different class as far as looks go. I think you are doing a great service with a lot of hard work but in the interest of clarity you might want to make mention of the girls body types in your descriptions. I find most of CLM pictures to be fake or misleading making it more difficult for guys to judge the girls level of attractiveness to them based on each guys preferences.
I would call Jane tall and thin with small boobs and hips. Thin but not much muscle tone. Her ass a bit saggy for a thin girl. Lily a short curvy hardbody with fake tits, and a lot of muscle and no real fat She would bank as a stripper. Sarah a tall big boned Polish girl with nice fake tits, curves, and a few extra pounds. Sarah works out and carries a fair amount of muscle, if she lost 10 lbs she would be a hardbody.I haven't seen Suzie since she changed her name, and that was just before the pandemic. The description you gave describing her as pear shaped with cellulite doesn't sound at all like the girl I remember, so either she put on a lot of weight in the past year or even our physical descriptions of the girls are different, which isn't uncommon. Salma is a great example, where some people think she's late 20's and some think she's well into her 40's.
Next release I'll incorporate a wider range of feedback, but I don't want to create so many contradictions that nobody knows what to make of anything.
I haven't seen Suzie since she changed her name, and that was just before the pandemic. The description you gave describing her as pear shaped with cellulite doesn't sound at all like the girl I remember, so either she put on a lot of weight in the past year or even our physical descriptions of the girls are different, which isn't uncommon. Salma is a great example, where some people think she's late 20's and some think she's well into her 40's.
Next release I'll incorporate a wider range of feedback, but I don't want to create so many contradictions that nobody knows what to make of anything.I and many other here greatly appreciate your compilation of the CLM girls.
I've been able to see Lilly, Bella, and Sophie. And I believe your descriptions were very accurate and helpful.
Thanks.
G2.
Come on guys I posted an AMP Girl pic let's post some new hidden camera stuff.Trader. Check your inbox. Thanks.
Narcissus19
06-02-21, 01:03
I ask because that's within stumbling distance to my locale and would be perfect if it pans out. Their website went off air, BTW. Also, whatever happened to Loganticas (spelling?) They were the hottest MP for a while and then vanished into thin air.
FellowMonger
06-02-21, 07:46
Hey guys, dumb location, trying to find where the CLM on Milwaukee and Irving Park is? I went there and couldn't see it.
IMissCutler
06-02-21, 11:01
The one that is chucky is Anna. But the one with the tattoo is not May since she doesn't have a back tattoo. And also hers is fake as hell. But I don't remember any other girls that is older with a tattoo.Hey bro, can you confirm Anna has big tits or is she just chunky and they are proportioned for her? Got to love huge naturals. Like the ones Happy used to have in Norridge.
Coopertars
06-02-21, 11:43
Hey guys, dumb location, trying to find where the CLM on Milwaukee and Irving Park is? I went there and couldn't see it.It's not really a massage parlor with a storefront. It's more like apartments where you have to contact the booker and make an appointment. Once you've gotten through their screening process (pretty simple) then you can book an appointment based on the scheduled ladies and the booker will send you exact location.
I ask because that's within stumbling distance to my locale and would be perfect if it pans out. Their website went off air, BTW. Also, whatever happened to Loganticas (spelling?) They were the hottest MP for a while and then vanished into thin air.Seems to me like someone close should be a frequent visitor should be giving reviews for mongers who have to drive a ways first. .
It's been awhile (like 4 years ago LOL), but they had good girls with good attitutedes when I've gone. Maybe not top-of-the-line, but above average for the price.
VRooomBada
06-02-21, 13:19
I haven't seen Suzie since she changed her name, and that was just before the pandemic. The description you gave describing her as pear shaped with cellulite doesn't sound at all like the girl I remember, so either she put on a lot of weight in the past year or even our physical descriptions of the girls are different, which isn't uncommon. Salma is a great example, where some people think she's late 20's and some think she's well into her 40's.
Next release I'll incorporate a wider range of feedback, but I don't want to create so many contradictions that nobody knows what to make of anything.I guess I'll chime in too as I first saw her when she had just got her butt implants (and lipo?) mid 2019 and last saw her end of 2020 - she was a super hot spinner when I first saw her and she definitely was a little chunkier last winter but still petite. If she continued to gain weight for the last 6 months, I could see the less flattering descriptions being accurate.
BangWarrior
06-02-21, 17:17
https://chicago.rubratings.com/216263
Usually wary of posts with reviews disabled, but thought I should check.
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