2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Exec Talent]

Could some of you knowledgeable local guys list some places worth a visit and those to avoid?

THANKS!!!!

[Fastlapz]

Airport on uh, Airport (Everett) gives solid service, but there’s a conservative element to the endorsement: they’re well-known to me, so I’m somewhat biased.

Reports here indicate other AMP Lynnwood-north sometimes give better service: Tokyo and King’s are sometimes favorably mentioned, and Lake Serene as well. My issue with these places is the exposure: parking’s right off 99 in most cases. Discretion’s the better part of valor, call me the cautious one: Airport’s tucked back a bit, not terribly far from the freakshow Airport Video, but with parking in the back.

Airport varies from ho-hum to just shy of spectacular, depending on provider, day, and presumably other variables. I can’t detect a rhyme or reason to it, visiting all hours and days since c. Y2K, maybe 30 times total. The cops shook them down about four months back, I heard straight from the gals, along with other AMP in the area (as also mentioned in this forum). I have the feeling all the AMP in the area took one for the team and became more cautious, short-term. But as always, after awhile it dies down and back to status quo.

The providers rotate through Airport, though Mia’s been there a couple years. She may be the ranking associate, so to speak, though I’m just guessing. We could say I know the woman quite well, in a sense, and she’s always amusing. Another recent arrival is older but well-preserved. She’s hit-or-miss, mediocre to great, though with a good attitude. Other talent, hard to say: they come, they go, access to all is well-controlled by the providers so who really knows whose onsite any particular day.

None are raving beauty queens: the “why” has been explained in detail by others. But they all have good attitude, appear reasonably tidy, with excellent manners. I find it cute and rather endearing, warming me to Koreans in general for no particular reason other then they understand the word “respect” at these places. That’s worth something.

Prices are inline with all the other AMP, not surprising if the mob really runs the racket. That is to say, not cheap but with more-or-less predicable outcome and relative discretion. These elements have a certain value: they know it, that’s the hook.

Recommended, if you care to spend the money, understand the score going in, and treat them right.

[Bmannnn]

I have been to kings many times and always have good service. I go for the body shampoo during which it always becomes apparent what I need aftwr the erotic washing I am always fully erect. Return to the room and while waiting for her to return place a donation on the table. While being massaged let my hands wander to areas of excitment on the flip she asks what my preference is and takes care of it. Recommend for a relaxing time and great stress relief.

[Fastlapz]

Magic Health Salon on 128th St. SW in Everett panned out Saturday, early-evening.

I haven’t tried this place in awhile: first go, about a year ago, resulted in a very cautious HJ-only effort, and then only after much coaxing. Likely they’d been hassled or busted recently, judging by the caution.

This time went much better. Mamasan answered and showed me to a room. Shortly thereafter a thin, pretty, tightly-clad, indeterminate-aged Asian lady walked in. Negotiations were off to a flying start and settled in minutes: .6 for an hour massage (the usual.), plus another .6 for HJ only. (The pricing scheme appears same as ever.) She didn’t offer her name, nor did I enquire. She seemed pleasant enough, but all-business. If anything, she got down to business too fast: fine with me, but a good way to run afoul of a LE sting.

An outstanding massage ensued, which took at least a half-hour. She’s good, and worked up a lather on the effort (good they earn that .6).

After “the flip,” she stripped to reveal a superlative set of real-looking C’s. After playing with those awhile in a provocative and enjoyable way, she did her business, stating “no coochie-playing.” Oh well: everything has a price.

Highlight was this woman’s beauty and reasonable attitude: she’s one of the more attractive Asian providers I’ve noted in the greater-Seattle AMP scene. Their ages remain elusive, though “over 30” is a good bet in this case. I should have paid more for more service, but alas: traveled a bit light in cash this time. Will try again another day.

Recommended.