Keep all Brittney talk here guys, this shit is getting ridiculous

[Dixon Cider]

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[Txshotz]

Hey, I hate to break it to you guys but I had a few visits with Britt maybe a year ago and she told me I was her favorite and that if I agreed to date her she would quit the hobby altogether and run away with me. I've come back to claim her and plan on letting her finally settle down and maybe even start a family. I just need her current contact info so if someone could PM that to me that'd be great.

I'm also in the market for a bridge if anyone has one to sell me. That info can also be directed to my private messages.

[ZigBang1]

I needed a little humor today so thanks for the post. Now if the guys would just follow up on this thread and maybe just form a fan club just for themselves that would be great.


Hey, I hate to break it to you guys but I had a few visits with Britt maybe a year ago and she told me I was her favorite and that if I agreed to date her she would quit the hobby altogether and run away with me. I've come back to claim her and plan on letting her finally settle down and maybe even start a family. I just need her current contact info so if someone could PM
that to me that'd be great.

I'm also in the market for a bridge if anyone has one to sell me. That info can also be directed to my private messages.

[CooterHawk69]

Hey all you Brittany fans. Ole' Cooterhawk here. I had a extremely wonderful Brittany sighting today. Not much to add as far as details because it was just more of the post from last week. Extreme GFE, killer foreplay, multi positions, dirty talk, and some really good photos, which I'll be sharing. A shot out to Tx, you'll have to stand in line, I'm the one that's going to make an honest women out of her and convince her to run away with me and start a family. And I'm willing to trade you some beach front property in Arizona for that bridge. Play safe and play often.

[CooterHawk69]

All guy's just wanted to let everyone know that Brittany has some openings today and they will probably fill up pretty quick so if you're interested you should reach out and grab one before they're gone.

[Txshotz]

Coot, I can't believe you would so brazenly post lewd and intimate photos of my baby angel like that mere hours after I made my intentions clear. I understand that knowing your time is limited is hard to accept. Soon the day will come when I show up to the salon with a bottle full of pills and a cotton candy vape then it'll all be over. I'll ride that Italian stallion off into the sunset where she can live the rest of her days in comfort and leisure, grazing peacefully in the lush, green fields of my pasture.

Bridge update – This has been an absolute nightmare so far. Apparently, the state of Ohio is run by a bunch of fascists who say things like "you can't just buy a bridge" and "stop calling us". That's Biden's America for you. Anyways, I'm not really big into real estate but the beachfront property in Arizona has my attention and I would love to get in while the market is hot.

[CooterHawk69]

Tx, not really that hard to believe. Got to do what MY baby girl asks of me. Curious, is baby girl Brittany aware of your declaration of making an honest woman out of her? Have you make your intention perfectly clear to her? Tell me about this living the rest of the days in comfort and leisure as well as grazing in lush, green fields of your pasture. Sounds interesting. Maybe I'll try to win your favor myself. LOL.

Dude, real estate is the way to go. The way of the future. Sorry to hear about all the issues with buying your bridge. I'll keep you updated about the market. Don't know how long that beachfront property out in Arizona will be on the market. Besides, Nov. Is right around the corner and Biden's America will once again belong to MAGA and Big daddy Trump will fix it.


Coot, I can't believe you would so brazenly post lewd and intimate photos of my baby angel like that mere hours after I made my intentions clear. I understand that knowing your time is limited is hard to accept. Soon the day will come when I show up to the salon with a bottle full of pills and a cotton candy vape then it'll all be over. I'll ride that Italian stallion off into the sunset where she can live the rest of her days in comfort and leisure, grazing peacefully in the lush, green fields of my pasture.

Bridge update This has been an absolute nightmare so far. Apparently, the state of Ohio is run by a bunch of fascists who say things like "you can't just buy a bridge" and "stop calling us". That's Biden's America for you. Anyways, I'm not really big into real estate but the beachfront property in Arizona has my attention and I would love to get in while the market is hot.

[CooterHawk69]

Hey my fellow mongers, well it's a sad day for ole cooterhawk0069. I wanted to share and feel free to bash or give me the some shit. Brittany and I have parted ways as of today. I normally don't give a provider 2 chances to pull a no call / no show but for some reason I gave her a second shot. I kinda knew something was off when she reached out in the early AM to ask if she could come over at 1 pm instead of our normal 2 pm session. I was already in bed by the time she sent it and didn't respond until around 8 am. I told her it was cool to come over early. Well, she didn't show. So, I just assumed she would be at our normal time. At around 1:30 pm she texts me and says she has a flat tire and her dad is trying to get to her. Ok, shit happens but then I remembered she drives a Mercedes SUV (No spare tire). So, I waited and 2 pm rolled around, 230 pm rolled around, and finally 3 pm rounded around and still heard nothing. It doesn't take an hour and a half to change a tire. So I locked up the house and went and did my running. I got home from my running around 430 pm and guess what? Still no text or phone call. So as I see it, she pulled her second NC / NS for probably a BBD somewhere else. So, Strike two. You're out and we're done. So, I've deleted all her contact info from my phone so anyone looking for contact info on her. Reach out to her other fans because I don't have it anymore. I will say this, in the time we spent together she was an amazing provider when she showed up. Thinking back I think the only time she was ever on time was our very first meeting. Since then it's been one excuse after another on why she was going to be late. Anyway, I'm more then likely going to take a break from the hobby for a few weeks and put back some cash. I wish her the very best and will always speak positive about her. She just needs to manage her time better and prioritize her regulars better. Take care and as always play safe and play often. I will miss her.

[Fuzzyek]

Hey my fellow mongers, well it's a sad day for ole cooterhawk0069. I wanted to share and feel free to bash or give me the some shit. Brittany and I have parted ways as of today. I normally don't give a provider 2 chances to pull a no call / no show but for some reason I gave her a second shot. I kinda knew something was off when she reached out in the early AM to ask if she could come over at 1 pm instead of our normal 2 pm session. I was already in bed by the time she sent it and didn't respond until around 8 am. I told her it was cool to come over early. Well, she didn't show. So, I just assumed she would be at our normal time. At around 1:30 pm she texts me and says she has a flat tire and her dad is trying to get to her. Ok, shit happens but then I remembered she drives a Mercedes SUV (No spare tire). So, I waited and 2 pm rolled around, 230 pm rolled around, and finally 3 pm rounded around and still heard nothing. It doesn't take an hour and a half to change a tire. So I locked up the house and went and did my running. I got home from my running around 430 pm and guess what? Still no text or phone call. So as I see it, she pulled her second NC / NS for probably a BBD somewhere else. So, Strike two. You're out and we're done. So, I've deleted all her contact info from my phone so anyone looking for contact info on her. Reach out to her other fans because I don't have it anymore. I will say this, in the time we spent together she was an amazing provider when she showed up. Thinking back I think the only time she was ever on time was our very first meeting. Since then it's been one excuse after another on why she was going to be late. Anyway, I'm more then likely going to take a break from the hobby for a few weeks and put back some cash. I wish her the very best and will always speak positive about her. She just needs to manage her time better and prioritize her regulars better. Take care and as always play safe and play often. I will miss her.More than likely in the not to distant future she will be at a place that they will manage her time for her.

[CooterHawk69]

You could be right. Sorry to say, it's not my problem anymore. Now, I give her the same respect she gave me and "Ghost her".


More than likely in the not to distant future she will be at a place that they will manage her time for her.

[Budd2]

I remembered she drives a Mercedes SUV (No spare tire) When I saw her close to a year ago she had a Cadillac SUV. Now she's driving a Mercedes SUV. Despite all her personal problems, she manages to maintain a lifestyle. Most of the escorts we see are out of money flat broke within 15 minutes of their last customer. They can't afford any vehicle, let alone a Cadillac or Mercedes.

[Searcher55]

Could be her sugar daddies' rides?


When I saw her close to a year ago she had a Cadillac SUV. Now she's driving a Mercedes SUV. Despite all her personal problems, she manages to maintain a lifestyle. Most of the escorts we see are out of money flat broke within 15 minutes of their last customer. They can't afford any vehicle, let alone a Cadillac or Mercedes.

[Txshotz]

Hey my fellow mongers, well it's a sad day for ole cooterhawk0069. I wanted to share and feel free to bash or give me the some shit. Brittany and I have parted ways as of today. I normally don't give a provider 2 chances to pull a no call / no show but for some reason I gave her a second shot. I kinda knew something was off when she reached out in the early AM to ask if she could come over at 1 pm instead of our normal 2 pm session. I was already in bed by the time she sent it and didn't respond until around 8 am. I told her it was cool to come over early. Well, she didn't show. So, I just assumed she would be at our normal time. At around 1:30 pm she texts me and says she has a flat tire and her dad is trying to get to her. Ok, shit happens but then I remembered she drives a Mercedes SUV (No spare tire). So, I waited and 2 pm rolled around, 230 pm rolled around, and finally 3 pm rounded around and still heard nothing. It doesn't take an hour and a half to change a tire. So I locked up the house and went and did my running. I got home from my running around 430 pm and guess what? Still no text or phone call. So as I see it, she pulled her second NC / NS for probably a BBD somewhere else. So, Strike two. You're out and we're done. So, I've deleted all her contact info from my phone so anyone looking for contact info on her. Reach out to her other fans because I don't have it anymore. I will say this, in the time we spent together she was an amazing provider when she showed up. Thinking back I think the only time she was ever on time was our very first meeting. Since then it's been one excuse after another on why she was going to be late. Anyway, I'm more then likely going to take a break from the hobby for a few weeks and put back some cash. I wish her the very best and will always speak positive about her. She just needs to manage her time better and prioritize her regulars better. Take care and as always play safe and play often. I will miss her.Coot, I'd love to say that we both knew this day would come. I'd love to say I tried to warn you, that the vape had already been purchased and I was just waiting on the pills to come through. But, I had nothing to do with this. My wife was actually very unchill about the whole idea so I had to pull my hat out of the race anyways. Joking aside, sorry to hear that. Getting ghosted always sucks. I appreciate you trying to breathe some life into this thread with me and get people redirected here.

[CooterHawk69]

Tx, sorry to hear the wife was unchill about the whole idea. Yeah it sucks getting ghosted but life is a wheel, what goes around comes around and it's my turn to do the ghosting. I'm sure she will have nasty things to say about me to her other clients but like I said I will always post positive things about her. She's an awesome provider when she's shows up. I will miss her tremendously. If I decide to stay in the hobby after my short hiatus it's going to be extremely hard to find a new provider to match all she was to me. I will pop in from time to time to see what's become of this fan club.


Coot, I'd love to say that we both knew this day would come. I'd love to say I tried to warn you, that the vape had already been purchased and I was just waiting on the pills to come through. But, I had nothing to do with this. My wife was actually very unchill about the whole idea so I had to pull my hat out of the race anyways. Joking aside, sorry to hear that. Getting ghosted always sucks. I appreciate you trying to breathe some life into this thread with me and get people redirected here.

[CuminCider]

When you've seen her and gotten along well, but she won't text back regarding scheduling for a whole day, and you're supposed to see her at some point a few days away, what do you do? Just wait and she'll get back to you? Do you have to keep on her? Or do you forget her and line up an alternative?

And, WHY does she take that long? And I'm using her real number that she gave me.

[CooterHawk69]

This goes out to the BFC (Brittany Fan Club). To let all of you know Brittany and I have cut ties and parted ways. So, please don't I'm me asking for contact info. I've deleted all her contact info and no longer have it so you'll need to contact one of her other fans to get her info and contact stuff. Will post this in her fan page as well.

[DirtMerchant]

I've never been accused of being a good writer so please bear with me.

Brittany traveled to Cleveland today so I took upon myself to set up a visit with her. Comms were spotty in the beginning but as we got closer to showtime they got more consistent and we arranged a time.

Brittany was running a little late due to traffic which was fine. When we did meet up at the hotel again comms were good. After some pleasantries, LE check and discussion of donation it was game on.

Now, I have in the past, on this board, questioned the authenticity of some of the over-the-top reviews for Brittany. It seemed so sus that there were so many great reviews. Well, I've changed my tune.

I don't see a lot of independents (mostly AMPs) but Brittany blew my doors off. Open communication the entire time. She was fully engaged for the entire session and was open for any number of things. (I did not attempt anal but there was a brief discussion about it after the session).

Brittany has an incredible body; like, pretty outstanding. And she knows how to use every bit of it. She was like a goddamned wildcat in the sack. And she was determined to extract a nut from me, and I did not make it easy for her. The nervousness of the first meet and all that shit led to some problems with junior but that did not stop Brittany.

She worked me over real good and we finally got there. I also made sure to do my best to give Britt a few Os along the way with a lot of DATY and, riding my face, and FIV.

Honestly, I could not have asked for a better companion for an hour or so. When we were finished we cleaned up, I took a quick shower, and we discussed when she might be back around the Cleveland way.

I had a wonderful time and I would gladly see Britt again.

I recommend visiting Brittany and giving her a chance. Hope your encounter is as good as mine.

[GizmoDreams]

Would anyone be willing to share contact info? DM is open. Thanks.

[CooterHawk69]

Hey all, well, I'm going to assume business has fell off with Brittany lately. I say that because I've not seen any talk about her in the last few weeks. I also came to that conclusion because she reached out to me Friday night and Saturday night. You know saying how are you, she misses me, she wants to see me, calling me stubborn, and sending me a provocative photo. I guess after a month it was bound to happen. She's right about 1 thing Libras are very stubborn and somewhat vindictive. Wrong us and we hold a grudge for years. She says she misses me but in truth she misses my money, has nothing to do with me. If it did, she wouldn't have NC / NS me twice in 3 weeks. I truly wish her the best but she needs to remove my number from her phone. I don't give chances to any provider after 2. I guess if it keeps up I'm going to have to block her. We'll see. Anyway, play safe and play often.