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I know of a place in LA Crescenta but where are these places in Glendale? I use to frequent a couple in Glendale pre-covid but now there's nothing I find?I live near Glendale and most aamps were in neighboring areas in Eagle Rock, Glassell Park and Highland Park that offered extras. The ones I would visit in Glendale were usually always legit. But this was years ago and most are gone. There's one surviving aamp in GP that I used to get FS at. Not sure if they still do though. Not going to give exact location. I even had an aamp that opened in a backstreet mini strip mall the next block over behind where I live. I used to get FS there too but it's long gone.
FishyHunter
05-07-22, 21:27
I know of a place in LA Crescenta but where are these places in Glendale? I use to frequent a couple in Glendale pre-covid but now there's nothing I find?Is that MP on Colorado on the 2nd floor still open? Gals were pretty nice and young but the place seemed expensive. Haven't been to this place since Covid.
Does anyone have any info on Paris House in WEHO? All the reviews I've come across are ancient. What's the deal there?
Is that MP on Colorado on the 2nd floor still open? Gals were pretty nice and young but the place seemed expensive. Haven't been to this place since Covid.No it's long been closed. Glendale / Eagle rock has really dried up in the last few years, yea you can still get a handy from a granny but all the real talent is gone.
Anyone has ever been to Lion's Spa at Beverly? How was it?Went once a year ago, didn't get any extras but most recent onilne reviews have stated there are def extras so maybe it was just me.
Rooms are nice enough but most have windows on the doors which I hope they cover up when you are getting your extra services.
FishyHunter
05-09-22, 17:32
Glendale: It is true, most places have been shut down that were providing extras in the area. Difficult to get a new massage license in Glendale these days. You can always do an advance search in "rubber maps" and put city, state and check HJ, breast play, toe sucking etc.
There are definitely two place still giving extras on Colorado Blvd in Glendale. One is on the second floor, the other is on the corner of a major intersection. There is a place in La Crescenta / Glendale as well. Find reviews for Lily. There is also one place in Burbank on San Fernando rd, also on 2nd floor which has a smoking hot Thai babe who is 25. Good luck. That's as detailed as I will get.Does San Fernando Rd even run through Burbank? I thought it turns into Victory and then back to San Fernando when you are west of Burbank?
Does San Fernando Rd even run through Burbank? I thought it turns into Victory and then back to San Fernando when you are west of Burbank?San Fernando and Victory Blvd run about parallel until San Fernando ends at the Burbank Town Center. On the other side of the Town Center San Fernando continues for a little longer until it turns west and becomes Empire. Then it continues on from Victory Pl north but still in Burbank and then into Sun Valley. I think though he mentioned it's closed already.
CockWarlock
05-10-22, 11:48
https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...eles-ca-112784
Mimi is A Beautiful women in A black dress that showed of her nice body. She led me to my room with a smile on her face. She was real cute and sweet too called me cutie as I payed for my half hour. Layed Down she gave a decent massage brushed up against my boys and I made sure to pay back the favor and grabbed her surprisingly nice ass. Then the flip came and she asked me what I wanted. I told her everything. Then she preceded to leave the room then make a come back in didn't haggle me at all for a tip to break the flow of the session. This is my second time seeing her. Perfect experience every time.Link didn't work, bub.
Went to the little joint MT on Robertson. Cafe next door was closed. Had to do a 15 time kill. So finally when I got in a blond K-granny / gilfer let me in. She was pleasant and actually gave me a 30 min that took 45. The rub was unexpectedly firm and semi pro. She asked for the frip, upon which she asked "what you want"? To my surprise the menu was a full one. At first I was just going to do a BJ but thought about what the heck for $2 more lets see if she can still fuck (mind you she maybe 55-60) below SS age. She gave a nice confident blowy with a jimmy, then climbed on for a ride. Her tits were nice enough considering. After a few she got me to pop and sweetly brought back a towel. All in all good. Prob not a regular but nice to know the place still has action. Used to be a time when they had some young hot talent but ya know. Ask for GI Jane (her nickname).
https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...eles-ca-112784
Mimi is A Beautiful women in A black dress that showed of her nice body. She led me to my room with a smile on her face. She was real cute and sweet too called me cutie as I payed for my half hour. Layed Down she gave a decent massage brushed up against my boys and I made sure to pay back the favor and grabbed her surprisingly nice ass. Then the flip came and she asked me what I wanted. I told her everything. Then she preceded to leave the room then make a come back in didn't haggle me at all for a tip to break the flow of the session. This is my second time seeing her. Perfect experience every time.
Pink One Spa
3663 W 3rd St.
Los Angeles, CA 90010
626-361-0578
MoonKnight22
05-13-22, 20:40
Long time lurker but just posted recently in here. I was in the inland area and found this hottie named Gina, big tits small waist. Probably mid to late 30's. This place is Rancho Cucamonga. Pretty close to the 10 freeways. Ez access just like it was ez access to her panties. Didn't get FS but she provided very good massage and happy ending. Damage was $30 per half hour and $60 tip. Not bad with a hot chick that rubs strangers lmao.
Downtown la next to the Crypto arena had this Latina massage joint next to the liquor store. Better get your groove on.
Monterrey park. Bunch of new girls on San Gabriel blvd can't go wrong. Cheap $40 handles and hot women.
MoonKnight22
05-13-22, 22:48
Long time lurker but just posted recently in here. I was in the inland area and found this hottie named Gina, big tits small waist. Probably mid to late 30's. This place is Rancho Cucamonga. Pretty close to the 10 freeways. Ez access just like it was ez access to her panties. Didn't get FS but she provided very good massage and happy ending. Damage was $30 per half hour and $60 tip. Not bad with a hot chick that rubs strangers lmao.
Downtown la next to the Crypto arena had this Latina massage joint next to the liquor store. Better get your groove on.
Monterrey park. Bunch of new girls on San Gabriel blvd can't go wrong. Cheap $40 handles and hot women.Here is the link for Gina.
https://us-inlandempire.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/rancho-cucamonga-inland-empir/22466850.html
DontTouchThat
05-14-22, 12:06
Went to the little joint MT on Robertson. Cafe next door was closed. Had to do a 15 time kill. So finally when I got in a blond K-granny / gilfer let me in. She was pleasant and actually gave me a 30 min that took 45. The rub was unexpectedly firm and semi pro. She asked for the frip, upon which she asked "what you want"? To my surprise the menu was a full one. At first I was just going to do a BJ but thought about what the heck for $2 more lets see if she can still fuck (mind you she maybe 55-60) below SS age. She gave a nice confident blowy with a jimmy, then climbed on for a ride. Her tits were nice enough considering. After a few she got me to pop and sweetly brought back a towel. All in all good. Prob not a regular but nice to know the place still has action. Used to be a time when they had some young hot talent but ya know. Ask for GI Jane (her nickname).It's a shame the girl with the dragon tattoo retired; she was probably my ATF.
PriscillaM
05-15-22, 11:15
Saturday started like the usual day. Look on a bunch of useless websites for some poontang. Get a text from a regular that her husband is divorcing her and that he hired a wildly expensive attorney and that I have to find her a wildly inexpensive attorney. Text a girl of RUBMD who offers me an 8 o'clock and then disappears. This one:
https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/3a87d2ff-cca3-42d5-8b0b-98c6054d4e3b
But I am in west Hollywood. Home of the 7 dollar mocha at go get them tiger and it am near 8155 SM, so I make sure I have the cash and find parking on Norton.
The vibe in boystown is subdued. There were the typical old queens having fro yo with the typical tight shorts and shaved legs, there were some fag hags at the go get them tiger, and there were a few brain dead types wearing masks walking in the bookstore.
I do a little wait in that parking lot by 8155 and walk in. It must have been shift change or something. No security guard and the door was open to the main room.
The prices are something for 30 min. Irrelevant, the 30 minutes at 8155 is the time it takes for the emo mamasan to knock on the door at the second your penor enters the tech. It is 80 for 45 min and 99 for an hour. If you can stay in that viral infested maelstrom for an hour, ask for the change of a dollar I guess.
I pay the 80 and emo kind of remembers me. She says she will give me a good looking girl. I was going to ask for a lineup but I recall that there is a supply chain issue with Latina prostitutes due to president burden sending infant formula to the border.
I am escorted to the room in the very epicenter of this shithole and emo tells me there is a pillow. This is a new accoutrement apparently. Walking with emo is an understudy of some unclear ethnicity who looks like she survived being eaten alive by alligators.
I get in and get nekkid and wait face down. In walks Claudia a Colombian who has a great body in a dress, with a very plain face. She does a two minute massage after asking me if I have been there before and whether the yankees (fucken 24-9 as of this post) are peaking too early.
She asks me to turn over, grabs my cock a little and gets about a gallon of rubbing alcohol to prep me for what might be a fuck or a kidney transplant.
Now, I am not very good at this, but Claudia must have ass implants. I have never seen something like that ass, it is formidable. But, it is as soft and juicy as a gelson's casaba melon. So maybe it is real. She has natural tits and no real evidence of a third world c-section. She puts on the rubber, does a 75 second CBJ and jumps on, then we do mish then doggie and then I pull out to do more mish, and pull out cause I was getting tired and wanted to be jerked off. Due to the size of her fucken ass there was no way to do flat doggie. I would need an extra foot on my cock to get in at that angle.
She starts jerking me off with the condom, and I use my Spanish skills to ask for a bare handy, but she says, no, for our mutual protection. Now, I do not want to get into the whole physics and biology of masturbation, but if my spooge communicated anything, I and all of goldfinger would be dead.
I was now in panic state, kind of like when you realize that the last time the US used a lend lease program to help a foreign country we ended up fighting a ground war in the alsace. There was no way I was going to burp in the bag from a handie.
So I ask for more doggie and boyos, I managed to finish but my knees paid for it against that hard as granite new Hampshire rock doing doggie.
Claudia is certainly the hottest girl on shift. As I walked out, there were like two housekeeper types that I saw with cheap ass make up. Claudia is Colombian and knows the most important words at 8155, namely, have you been here before, turn over, and doggie.
Tip was 120 so total was 200.
Long time lurker but just posted recently in here. I was in the inland area and found this hottie named Gina, big tits small waist. Probably mid to late 30's. This place is Rancho Cucamonga. Pretty close to the 10 freeways. Ez access just like it was ez access to her panties. Didn't get FS but she provided very good massage and happy ending. Damage was $30 per half hour and $60 tip. Not bad with a hot chick that rubs strangers lmao.
Downtown la next to the Crypto arena had this Latina massage joint next to the liquor store. Better get your groove on.
Monterrey park. Bunch of new girls on San Gabriel blvd can't go wrong. Cheap $40 handles and hot women.Got any info for the place near crypto arena?
Fruit Cake
05-15-22, 17:44
Saturday started like the usual day. Look on a bunch of useless websites for some poontang. Get a text from a regular that her husband is divorcing her and that he hired a wildly expensive attorney and that I have to find her a wildly inexpensive attorney. Text a girl of RUBMD who offers me an 8 o'clock and then disappears. This one:
https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/3a87d2ff-cca3-42d5-8b0b-98c6054d4e3b
But I am in west Hollywood. Home of the 7 dollar mocha at go get them tiger and it am near 8155 SM, so I make sure I have the cash and find parking on Norton.
The vibe in boystown is subdued. There were the typical old queens having fro yo with the typical tight shorts and shaved legs, there were some fag hags at the go get them tiger, and there were a few brain dead types wearing masks walking in the bookstore.
I do a little wait in that parking lot by 8155 and walk in. It must have been shift change or something. No security guard and the door was open to the main room.
The prices are something for 30 min. Irrelevant, the 30 minutes at 8155 is the time it takes for the emo mamasan to knock on the door at the second your penor enters the tech. It is 80 for 45 min and 99 for an hour. If you can stay in that viral infested maelstrom for an hour, ask for the change of a dollar I guess.
I pay the 80 and emo kind of remembers me. She says she will give me a good looking girl. I was going to ask for a lineup but I recall that there is a supply chain issue with Latina prostitutes due to president burden sending infant formula to the border.
I am escorted to the room in the very epicenter of this shithole and emo tells me there is a pillow. This is a new accoutrement apparently. Walking with emo is an understudy of some unclear ethnicity who looks like she survived being eaten alive by alligators.
I get in and get nekkid and wait face down. In walks Claudia a Colombian who has a great body in a dress, with a very plain face. She does a two minute massage after asking me if I have been there before and whether the yankees (fucken 24-9 as of this post) are peaking too early.
She asks me to turn over, grabs my cock a little and gets about a gallon of rubbing alcohol to prep me for what might be a fuck or a kidney transplant.
Now, I am not very good at this, but Claudia must have ass implants. I have never seen something like that ass, it is formidable. But, it is as soft and juicy as a gelson's casaba melon. So maybe it is real. She has natural tits and no real evidence of a third world c-section. She puts on the rubber, does a 75 second CBJ and jumps on, then we do mish then doggie and then I pull out to do more mish, and pull out cause I was getting tired and wanted to be jerked off. Due to the size of her fucken ass there was no way to do flat doggie. I would need an extra foot on my cock to get in at that angle.
She starts jerking me off with the condom, and I use my Spanish skills to ask for a bare handy, but she says, no, for our mutual protection. Now, I do not want to get into the whole physics and biology of masturbation, but if my spooge communicated anything, I and all of goldfinger would be dead.
I was now in panic state, kind of like when you realize that the last time the US used a lend lease program to help a foreign country we ended up fighting a ground war in the alsace. There was no way I was going to burp in the bag from a handie.
So I ask for more doggie and boyos, I managed to finish but my knees paid for it against that hard as granite new Hampshire rock doing doggie.
Claudia is certainly the hottest girl on shift. As I walked out, there were like two housekeeper types that I saw with cheap ass make up. Claudia is Colombian and knows the most important words at 8155, namely, have you been here before, turn over, and doggie.
Tip was 120 so total was 200.Been there once Seen Sadie / cute white female. Did you see any Skinny females that you may of noticed that you reccomend?
PriscillaM
05-15-22, 17:50
Been there once Seen Sadie / cute white female. Did you see any Skinny females that you may of noticed that you reccomend?On the way out were two short and somewhat squat latinas. I have never seen a pure white girl there.
Claudia is a TER 8 or 9. In my book she is a 6. The rush attitude at that place is really a pain, it is not relaxing and I have this image of emo the mamason unloading a 45 by way of my asshole if I do not finish early.
I know I rip people for doing this, but what happened to zara? This was this olive skinned arab girl who demanded that I fuck her standing and harder / faster because she like it.
Long time lurker but just posted recently in here. I was in the inland area and found this hottie named Gina, big tits small waist. Probably mid to late 30's. This place is Rancho Cucamonga. Pretty close to the 10 freeways. Ez access just like it was ez access to her panties. Didn't get FS but she provided very good massage and happy ending. Damage was $30 per half hour and $60 tip. Not bad with a hot chick that rubs strangers lmao.
Downtown la next to the Crypto arena had this Latina massage joint next to the liquor store. Better get your groove on.
Monterrey park. Bunch of new girls on San Gabriel blvd can't go wrong. Cheap $40 handles and hot women.Any info on this place in downtown? Didn't realize such a thing existed in LA live. What liquor store is this?
Hey anyone picked up on a new location 32 XX SM BLVD? They are on BP and have "Latinas" not far from Busbys in a office enviro I think.
PriscillaM
05-17-22, 21:34
Hey anyone picked up on a new location 32 XX SM BLVD? They are on BP and have "Latinas" not far from Busbys in a office enviro I think.The place is actually in Santa Monica. It is a thick Bush pussy hair west of Centinela, and in an upstairs office setting. It is next door to some kids play place.
It has the distinction of having the fattest Latinas with the most grotesque c section scars in the tri state area.
It is run kind of as incompetently. You get in and a horrendous looking person takes you to a room. I think it is 60 for an hour. The rooms are spotless. I got a line up last time. Two Latina humpbacks.
Erika. Colombian with a pretty face but a c section scar as long as route 66. Terrible attitude and ever worse acting. Man hands.
Zaira. Older gal I did not fuck but wore a girdle.
The problem is the place is not set up for this. The last time I was there, I walked in and some messenger type guy with a gaiter walked out smelling of stink ass pussy and as I left, the next john was sitting there reeking of the worst quality weed I have ever smelled in my life. So the place smells like a bucket of shit, there is no privacy and the girls are not good looking.
That being said, it is the only non-Asian full service place in Santa Monica proper. You can call ahead and they will text you back.
Just got word that the pretty busy nuru massage place in noho (you know the one, at the 3 story condo thing) is shutting down for a while. Apparently the locals in the condo across the hall have a ring camera, and obviously whenever there is motion at the door they get alerted. I would be sus too if my ring camera went off 3 times on the hour every hour LOL.
Who knows when they'll open up again but keep your wits about you around there fellas.
PriscillaM
05-18-22, 17:58
Just got word that the pretty busy nuru massage place in noho (you know the one, at the 3 story condo thing) is shutting down for a while. Apparently the locals in the condo across the hall have a ring camera, and obviously whenever there is motion at the door they get alerted. I would be sus too if my ring camera went off 3 times on the hour every hour LOL.
Who knows when they'll open up again but keep your wits about you around there fellas.Is this the one with Raven and Aspasia?
The one with Bianca and eve is not on the third floor.
The nuru one that I know of is in a commercial place.
Which one is this?
Priscilla, quite possibly the best reviewer of WH and Massage parlors in all of USASG! We should have an awards show for best writing, detail and creativity (hands clapping).
The place is actually in Santa Monica. It is a thick Bush pussy hair west of Centinela, and in an upstairs office setting. It is next door to some kids play place.
It has the distinction of having the fattest Latinas with the most grotesque c section scars in the tri state area.
It is run kind of as incompetently. You get in and a horrendous looking person takes you to a room. I think it is 60 for an hour. The rooms are spotless. I got a line up last time. Two Latina humpbacks.
Erika. Colombian with a pretty face but a c section scar as long as route 66. Terrible attitude and ever worse acting. Man hands.
Zaira. Older gal I did not fuck but wore a girdle.
The problem is the place is not set up for this. The last time I was there, I walked in and some messenger type guy with a gaiter walked out smelling of stink ass pussy and as I left, the next john was sitting there reeking of the worst quality weed I have ever smelled in my life. So the place smells like a bucket of shit, there is no privacy and the girls are not good looking.
That being said, it is the only non-Asian full service place in Santa Monica proper. You can call ahead and they will text you back.
MoonKnight22
05-18-22, 20:51
Finally my new Goto spot whenever I'm in LA area.
Nice Vietnamese chicks that manscape and happy ending with their big titties and small waists.
Not too pricey. It's called Good Day Spa. There's a barbershop in this center. Walked in and the girl was already nice and super friendly. When she manscaped me she was saying barely others do what she does. Maybe I lucked out. But I would check it out. Good massage as well and place was super clean compared to the other nasty places near by. On my way out there was another older gal that just clocked into work. Boy I wish I had that one instead.
Priscilla, quite possibly the best reviewer of WH and Massage parlors in all of USASG! We should have an awards show for best writing, detail and creativity (hands clapping).I couldn't agree with you more. I sometimes login just to see what he's posted, for sheer entertainment.
Where is this located. I am going to LA in two weeks.
Finally my new Goto spot whenever I'm in LA area.
Nice Vietnamese chicks that manscape and happy ending with their big titties and small waists.
Not too pricey. It's called Good Day Spa. There's a barbershop in this center. Walked in and the girl was already nice and super friendly. When she manscaped me she was saying barely others do what she does. Maybe I lucked out. But I would check it out. Good massage as well and place was super clean compared to the other nasty places near by. On my way out there was another older gal that just clocked into work. Boy I wish I had that one instead.
So this is going to be my first time in la. Where I have time to see things. Looking for a good nuru massage place that does FS. Can anyone help me with this.
Anyone try those girls / places that specialize in Nuru? It sounds like they don't offer f / s. Do they just do a little rubbing? Was curious what is offered and if the Nuru as actually good.
Finally my new Goto spot whenever I'm in LA area.
Nice Vietnamese chicks that manscape and happy ending with their big titties and small waists.
Not too pricey. It's called Good Day Spa. There's a barbershop in this center. Walked in and the girl was already nice and super friendly. When she manscaped me she was saying barely others do what she does. Maybe I lucked out. But I would check it out. Good massage as well and place was super clean compared to the other nasty places near by. On my way out there was another older gal that just clocked into work. Boy I wish I had that one instead.Shoot, I'm in the next town over, where in La Mirada?
Pm if you would please.
TIA.
Anyone try those girls / places that specialize in Nuru? It sounds like they don't offer f / s. Do they just do a little rubbing? Was curious what is offered and if the Nuru as actually good.My go to spot for Nuru is Havana in Downey. Basically it's an expensive HJ, but what you get is a full hour with a completely naked provider who slides her oiled up body over yours. What you're paying for is quality of the girls. They're all young, hot, and homegrown. Most of them are what I'd call girl next door types. Mostly white mixed with something else and perfect English because they grew up locally. I see it as an expensive once in a while treat. If you text Havana and ask who's working today they will text back within a few minutes with pictures. The pictures aren't actual pictures of the girls. They're pics that are selected to be "close to" what the girl actually looks like. For the most part they do a decent matching job. You make an appointment for the girl of your choosing.
It's not actually nuru. Nothing around here is. If you want real nuru you have to go to Japan. But it's a nice time with what is usually a young, hot girl. At Havana it is 65 door fee for an hour and the girls are now asking for a 170 donation. That seems to be pretty standard these days.
Is this the one with Raven and Aspasia?
The one with Bianca and eve is not on the third floor.
The nuru one that I know of is in a commercial place.
Which one is this?No it's different than Angels of Touch. I've seen a couple girls named Miko and Keeley at this spot. They have a second location in DTLA near Dodger stadium where they rotate the staff.
Paspartu74
05-20-22, 21:04
Hello all,
Anyone has intel on Pandora in BH?
There is an ad on some sites, they make it sound that FS is available, or is it a scam? Unusual for the location.
Thanks!
Hello all,
Anyone has intel on Pandora in BH?
There is an ad on some sites, they make it sound that FS is available, or is it a scam? Unusual for the location.
Thanks!Just the usual mediocre HJ joint. Went there 3 months ago and saw someone named Sasa, wanted $80 for HJ. Mehhh.
Paspartu74
05-20-22, 21:54
Just the usual mediocre HJ joint. Went there 3 months ago and saw someone named Sasa, wanted $80 for HJ. Mehhh.The Ad is a trap. Thanks man!
Chen Chinese Medical Center on Santa Monica Blvd just west of the 405 is still the home to the infamous Jenny, but it sounds like not for long. The cheery all holes available Chinese sexbot has a long reputation and she still does like it long and hard in either hole below, but her BBBJ is a 5 to 6 at best (lil toothy). Not much energy on her part when it comes to being a cowgirl, but you can pound all you like with her on her back playing whack-a-hole until you decide which hole to fill up. Chen's is a dump, but Mary says she is opening her own place down the street soon with 2 other girls that will join her. Mary is 50+ and has a bit of a generous midsection with firm natural B cups and not as flat as a typical Asian ass. She is very cheery and all smiles and taller than many at about 5' 7" or 8" with a real pleasant face. No kissing seems to be the rule. No pretense of a massage. Just give her a pat on the rear end after you sign in and say you miss her and she will be on your cock within seconds of being in the room together. Don't bother with the 1 hour massage. Get 30 min and pound, dump, dress drive.
Google is your friend don't bother sending me a DM for location.
No it's different than Angels of Touch. I've seen a couple girls named Miko and Keeley at this spot. They have a second location in DTLA near Dodger stadium where they rotate the staff.Yup, that's the one. Landlord contacted the folks who run it about the volume of people coming in and out. Stay on your toes out there.
I'm aware of angels of touch, any other good ones in the noho area? Feel free to shoot me a PM too.
KnotHead61
05-21-22, 15:24
Chen Chinese Medical Center on Santa Monica Blvd just west of the 405 is still the home to the infamous Jenny, but it sounds like not for long. The cheery all holes available Chinese sexbot has a long reputation and she still does like it long and hard in either hole below, but her BBBJ is a 5 to 6 at best (lil toothy). Not much energy on her part when it comes to being a cowgirl, but you can pound all you like with her on her back playing whack-a-hole until you decide which hole to fill up. Chen's is a dump, but Mary says she is opening her own place down the street soon with 2 other girls that will join her. Mary is 50+ and has a bit of a generous midsection with firm natural B cups and not as flat as a typical Asian ass. She is very cheery and all smiles and taller than many at about 5' 7" or 8" with a real pleasant face. No kissing seems to be the rule. No pretense of a massage. Just give her a pat on the rear end after you sign in and say you miss her and she will be on your cock within seconds of being in the room together. Don't bother with the 1 hour massage. Get 30 min and pound, dump, dress drive.
Google is your friend don't bother sending me a DM for location.Always wanted to try Mary. How much should I bring? Including entrance fee?
My go to spot for Nuru is Havana in Downey. Basically it's an expensive HJ, but what you get is a full hour with a completely naked provider who slides her oiled up body over yours. What you're paying for is quality of the girls. They're all young, hot, and homegrown. Most of them are what I'd call girl next door types. Mostly white mixed with something else and perfect English because they grew up locally. I see it as an expensive once in a while treat. If you text Havana and ask who's working today they will text back within a few minutes with pictures. The pictures aren't actual pictures of the girls. They're pics that are selected to be "close to" what the girl actually looks like. For the most part they do a decent matching job. You make an appointment for the girl of your choosing.
It's not actually nuru. Nothing around here is. If you want real nuru you have to go to Japan. But it's a nice time with what is usually a young, hot girl. At Havana it is 65 door fee for an hour and the girls are now asking for a 170 donation. That seems to be pretty standard these days.Agree, bottom line is you get what you pay for. The higher price means a young hottie that gives you a horizontal lap dance. In many cases there are more intimacy and body contact than K-org sessions. We really need a separate hot young massage therapist thread. Most reports here are about milfs.
ChrisPoontang
05-21-22, 22:19
Chen Chinese Medical Center on Santa Monica Blvd just west of the 405 is still the home to the infamous Jenny, but it sounds like not for long. The cheery all holes available Chinese sexbot has a long reputation and she still does like it long and hard in either hole below, but her BBBJ is a 5 to 6 at best (lil toothy). Not much energy on her part when it comes to being a cowgirl, but you can pound all you like with her on her back playing whack-a-hole until you decide which hole to fill up. Chen's is a dump, but Mary says she is opening her own place down the street soon with 2 other girls that will join her. Mary is 50+ and has a bit of a generous midsection with firm natural B cups and not as flat as a typical Asian ass. She is very cheery and all smiles and taller than many at about 5' 7" or 8" with a real pleasant face. No kissing seems to be the rule. No pretense of a massage. Just give her a pat on the rear end after you sign in and say you miss her and she will be on your cock within seconds of being in the room together. Don't bother with the 1 hour massage. Get 30 min and pound, dump, dress drive.
Google is your friend don't bother sending me a DM for location.One of her holes seems to man-made so theres that.
ReDtoLaunch
05-22-22, 00:41
Long time lurker but just posted recently in here. I was in the inland area and found this hottie named Gina, big tits small waist. Probably mid to late 30's. This place is Rancho Cucamonga. Pretty close to the 10 freeways. Ez access just like it was ez access to her panties. Didn't get FS but she provided very good massage and happy ending. Damage was $30 per half hour and $60 tip. Not bad with a hot chick that rubs strangers lmao.
Downtown la next to the Crypto arena had this Latina massage joint next to the liquor store. Better get your groove on.
Monterrey park. Bunch of new girls on San Gabriel blvd can't go wrong. Cheap $40 handles and hot women.Mind some pointer of the crypto Latina joint? Name? What the girls look like?
SGV MP, Chinese mostly?
DougBenson69
05-22-22, 05:38
What's the best Latina spots? Looking for something dtla or Boyle heights. Hate driving all the way to La puente.
PriscillaM
05-22-22, 11:02
What's the best Latina spots? Looking for something dtla or Boyle heights. Hate driving all the way to La puente.The pupusas in grand central market is good Latina eating. Also, el cholo is pretty good, they have a downtown location next to staples center, er I mean crypto.com, er I mean scam.com arena.
One of her holes seems to man-made so theres that.Yep. Jenny mentioned that she is leaving and gave me her digits. Now. I have to say. She does have massage skills. She did some pretty good deep tissue with me. There is no way she was a guy. For a MILF. She is easily a 7. 5 - and her attitude is great as well. Not as wild as Lucy in OC. But much better looking with massage skills. In my opinion.
Just got word that the pretty busy nuru massage place in noho (you know the one, at the 3 story condo thing) is shutting down for a while. Apparently the locals in the condo across the hall have a ring camera, and obviously whenever there is motion at the door they get alerted. I would be sus too if my ring camera went off 3 times on the hour every hour LOL.
Who knows when they'll open up again but keep your wits about you around there fellas.I saw a new-to-me provider yesterday and found out that a couple of the girls that previously worked at the aforementioned condo are working in VN now (much better location for me) and I can honestly say that it was one of the better RnT that I've had from a extremely hot lady. I won't get into too many specifics, but if you're looking for a new haunt with a very relaxing hour, give Nia a call (previously Mila), and she's much prettier than her pics which were pretty hot to begin with. https://tryst.link/escort/niasky.
PriscillaM
05-23-22, 15:52
If any of you huckleberries is getting action with Angela at gold finger off campus and not telling us about it, I hope you get monkey pox.
Yep. Jenny mentioned that she is leaving and gave me her digits. Now. I have to say. She does have massage skills. She did some pretty good deep tissue with me. There is no way she was a guy. For a MILF. She is easily a 7. 5 - and her attitude is great as well. Not as wild as Lucy in OC. But much better looking with massage skills. In my opinion.Not sure where this Jenny / Mary is a dude claim originates, but pretty sure after 100's of reviews there would be some solid consensus and not just one claim. Or does she have a manmade AHole and she's a sex robot programmed to gather human sperm samples.
PriscillaM
05-23-22, 19:03
Yep. Jenny mentioned that she is leaving and gave me her digits. Now. I have to say. She does have massage skills. She did some pretty good deep tissue with me. There is no way she was a guy. For a MILF. She is easily a 7. 5 - and her attitude is great as well. Not as wild as Lucy in OC. But much better looking with massage skills. In my opinion.Look, it makes no difference to me how a man mongers, but this Mary is more than just a little ugly. Now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Whether or not she is trans is a whole other matter, but the main point is she is not "easily" a 7. 5. She is easily a 3 or 4 meaning that only if we were in the dark ages of mongering would she survive.
Not sure where this Jenny / Mary is a dude claim originates, but pretty sure after 100's of reviews there would be some solid consensus and not just one claim. Or does she have a manmade AHole and she's a sex robot programmed to gather human sperm samples.As a chronically festering wound, a surgically-made frontal hole would smell, literally, like shit at all times and most likely be hairy inside.
I don't think there's any hiding it let alone passing off a surgically-made one for the real thing, from everything I've had the misfortune of reading.
As a chronically festering wound, a surgically-made frontal hole would smell, literally, like shit at all times and most likely be hairy inside.
I don't think there's any hiding it let alone passing off a surgically-made one for the real thing, from everything I've had the misfortune of reading.Sounds like you have a lot of hands on experience with post op providers knowing the smell and everything. Well done. Tell us more about your experiences. Thanks in advance.
PriscillaM
05-24-22, 17:43
Sounds like you have a lot of hands on experience with post op providers knowing the smell and everything. Well done. Tell us more about your experiences. Thanks in advance.Sounds like someone fucked Mary in the front yard and is concerned.
Sounds like someone fucked Mary in the front yard and is concerned.Yeah, I'm concerned that I need to return and do it again.
StoryTeller69
05-25-22, 20:49
I see the novelty in the experience as a staple in the LA scene but GD LOL. Nice woman with a wide menu but not a repeat. My junk was smelling funky after the deed.
LeTrackMind
05-25-22, 23:44
Saturday started like the usual day. Look on a bunch of useless websites for some poontang. Get a text from a regular that her husband is divorcing her and that he hired a wildly expensive attorney and that I have to find her a wildly inexpensive attorney. Text a girl of RUBMD who offers me an 8 o'clock and then disappears. This one:
https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/3a87d2ff-cca3-42d5-8b0b-98c6054d4e3b
But I am in west Hollywood.Thanks for the report.
LngTimeMongr
05-26-22, 12:07
I see the novelty in the experience as a staple in the LA scene but GD LOL. Nice woman with a wide menu but not a repeat. My junk was smelling funky after the deed.Yea with her. I wouldn't go bb. I've done alot of stupid things in my life. But not this one LOL. No disrespect to anyone else. But yup I wore a rubber on this one.
PriscillaM
05-26-22, 17:14
Given the borderline traumatic abuse I suffer on this board, I cannot believe I am doing this. But if you are on this board and do not live in fucken Downey, Lomita, or van Nuys, and actually participate in the real life of a homo sapiens sapiens on the west side (you know, eating with cutlery, not being arrested 19 times, stopping at limit lines), then this is for you.
The place is the old M & V massage, now called ocean massage at like 711 on that big street that goes through Venice named after the president that rammed the south harder than a Cat 4 hurricane.
It is a strip mall shopping center with a "pho" restaurant where white people literally eat in the fucken parking lot. A beauty parlor, a "capoeira" studio. This is some horseshit martial arts from brazil in which you do cartwheels, a health food store, and Indonesian (restaurant and said massage parlor.
It is awkward "AF" to get in here. There is always some goody two shoe millennial parent on Instagram leaning against the fucken common wall of the parlor and the capoeira joint. Also, there are always a few boomer whites eating the pho in the fucken parking lot. The beauty parlor seems to shut early. I have never seen a single muther fucker in the Indonesian restaurant or the health food joint.
Anyhow, I called over and Cindy answered. This was 8 o'clock. Cindy had a voice that. Unlike the fucken hag mamasan Vanessa that make you want to shove your galaxy note 8 up your ass. Can give you a boner just from singing take on me by a ha. She sounds like the submissive Asian type that would suck your dick while you were shooting from the rough with a five iron. I said I would be there in 15 minutes and she said fine.
I roll down Lincoln like a convoy going from Ramadi to Baghdad with a brigage of Lithuanian prostitutes (OK, I ran out of parables). I drove pretty fucken fast.
I park on the street and fuck it, I walked right the fuck in. Out comes Cindy. The reports on her are correct. She is cute. She resembles the wife of the fucker who brought us facebook, but without the extra pounds and without the cleft lip. She is 28. She is personable. She tells me that she is unavailable and they bring in some fucken hag wearing a mask. I said, look, I am not dead yet and I am not having a home health care worker jerk me off. So Cindy returns.
She is wearing pale olive yoga pants and a black top, with midriff showing. Ass is flat as dudamel conducting the beastie boys. Her legs are titanium alloy and she is flat chested. She is very talkative and my fish monger skills came in handy during the conversation. Oh yeah you lay flat faced on the table, and she takes the towel off. The floor is stone and the place is spartan as an ADX cell.
Her English is better than the current press secretary, but she can whip out the mandarin to manage the flight deck. She does a non-sensual massage on your back that is as painful as watching the view while having your dick eaten by a group of Pomeranians.
She turns you over and asks after a few minutes if you want to be jacked. She asks that you be generous given the CPI and the current glee of causing 6 dollar diesel.
She let me touch her over the clothes because I am such a fucken stud. She does a decent handjob but she is cute enough that you wish for more, like putting her legs behind her ears, tying them down with duct tape and fucking her in her Asian real pussy (hey, I am no pervert that fucks Mary from chens).
I tipped her 100 , and it was 60 for the door.
PriscillaM
05-26-22, 17:51
So my hiatus from goldfinger lasted just about as long as lebron's book club meetings.
Bedpage and rubmd only had girls in Huntington park and thatmall only has girls who have AARP level old pussies.
There was no way I was going to 3200 santa monica, I cannot fuck fat latinas with vulcanized rubber condoms while some pot smoking millenial of the homeboy persuasion waits for my sloppy seconds.
So, having quit goldfinger for about two months, I rolled in around 730 pm.
I did not call ahead for a lineup, that fucken place needs a disinformation governance board. The names are apocryphal and the availability is as spotty as baby formula.
I did a quick walk around the block and no one was going in or coming out.
I walk in and this pig of a human in an evening dress you might find in a goodwill dumpster greeted me. She looked like she had just learned about dove bars by eating 10 of them and she was so happy to see me that I think I heard her fart. I informed her that I wanted a mother fuken line up. She had me temp up at 35.9 and brought Katie up.
I had heard mongers requesting Katie before. In fact, after mongers requesting to take a shit at the glorious can at 19 XX, the next words out of a monger's mouth are "is Katie available. After I take a wet dump I want her finger up my ass."
Katie cannot possibly be over 40. Well, 45. She had black yoga leggings on showing an ass as flat as the earth. Do not give me the earth is round bullshit. She had a top that was like a wife beater but with some words on the tits part I think they said "Sheraton" (you will get the joke if you go to goldfinger). She stepped into the break room (which is now a jack shack if they are at full capacity) and kind of disappeared. Walking down the hall came another fucken evening dress urchin and I was like, I want the girl in the fucken flip flops with legs so skinny I could only imagine how tight her box is.
So somehow, Katie is flushed out and she walks me to room 2. She is not wearing a mask and has a face that I could nut all over if I was high on fentanyl. She has a nice set.
I get in the room and wait like five minutes.
She comes in and asks if I have been here before. I asked her, does dolly parton sleep on her back? Yes, I have been here before. She did an execrable massage on me and barely teased. This must have been a 25 minute massage as useless as a wet fart in a paper bag. I had to ask for lighter pressure twice. She touched my nuts like she was trying to get the milk from the back of the ralphs fridge. She was wearing a mask because jacking a guy off would not necessarily spread any virus.
She then gets the hot towels and rubs me down.
She then teases all over but does not grab the mic.
She says turn over, and finally gets to my shvantz. Her technique is as weak as soy half and half at a Larchmont Starbucks.
She did take down her bra to show some nice, possibly fake hooters that would be better Russian than a Kiev offensive.
She let me play with them, but south of the Mendoza line was only OTC.
She was a little rough on the balls, but she took heed when I told her "it is an egg" and "strikeouts are boring" and she was like what the fuck? I guess she missed bull durham over there in fucken yunnan.
In a moment of humor some monger came into the lobby and was asking for vanessa. Vanessa is goldfinger's version of Mary at chen's. Face ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road, old enough that jesus is in her high school annual, and annoying as a phone going off in the shitter stall next to you.
I hear Vanessa is blowing guys in violation of goldfinger policy.
Anyhow, after like 15 minutes of dickwork, Katie was getting more winded than a long covid sufferer running a marathon carrying lizzo.
I figured I would give in and let her win, but she was shaking my entire shaft and my knob is more sensitive than an msnbc guest on critical race theory so it was pretty bad.
Tipped her 100 and on the way out an identical looking gal came out of room 4. [Deleted by Admin]
RootPotter
05-26-22, 19:23
Anyone seen her? She's been advertising for years on Eros and elsewhere, but I can't find one single review. I talked to her on the phone and she seems like a lot of fun. I rarely TOFTT but I might have to this weekend with her.
https://massage.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/2439762.htm?cat=83
PriscillaM
05-26-22, 20:55
Anyone seen her? She's been advertising for years on Eros and elsewhere, but I can't find one single review. I talked to her on the phone and she seems like a lot of fun. I rarely TOFTT but I might have to this weekend with her.
https://massage.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/2439762.htm?cat=83She is sweaty fat and generally speaking a complete pig I can pm you more details.
LngTimeMongr
05-26-22, 21:59
She is sweaty fat and generally speaking a complete pig I can pm you more details.Agreed with priscilla I saw her 2 days ago. Nd worst pick in the world. I was better off with mary from chens. Waste of $. 20.
PriscillaM
05-26-22, 23:53
Agreed with priscilla I saw her 2 days ago. Nd worst pick in the world. I was better off with mary from chens. Waste of $. 20.I think you are dissociating. Zoey must be at least 300. I saw her once in the valley at least 7 years ago. She was on the edge of ugliness then, but had these great tits for Russian and I had a nice burp with her and another girl in the valley.
Fast forward to it must have been may or June of 2020. The first Covid shutdown had just ended and people, as I recall, were not wearing masks. Zoey's place was on Santa Monica and orange, by the big shoe store. I think we set up for like a 10 pm handjob.
I parked in that shoe store parking lot and paid I think 250 upsold to 300. She was so sweaty I thought she was going to melt. She tried every which way to get me off, but she looked like the pilot from airplane sweating. It was nasty. I think I went the whole hour and forced a nut out.
I get to my car and the lot was locked. In an act of total stupidity, rather than call an uber, I got on the red bus that goes on Santa Monica boulevard from I guess highland all the way to ocean in Santa Monica. It made about 56 stops. In the bus were peak homeless types and the president's son shooting up.
It is telling that I remember that bus ride more than the hand job.
PriscillaM
05-27-22, 17:24
One of the funniest parts of goldfinger in years past was the way the Chinese therapists would say "take off" when offering to show their sublime titties, rather weirdly bubbly but sort of flat tummies, contractor level ass, and hairy Bush.
Kiki was the best at this, letting me finger her Sichuan pussy while looking at her oddly misshapen body.
Lately at goldfinger, there has been not enough take off.
My last go round was with Angela. Now, as all you fuckers know, Angela is the closest thing to a jedi in Westwood. She is likely 28, has a tight little body that you know would just be great to pound so hard that the fucker next door giggling with Vanessa would be annoyed at.
Angela uses two hands, she sweats a little so that she has to take her mask off, and does not rush my "you so strong" pole.
However, she no longer takes off her top, leaving me to have to sit up while being fingered and stroked (painful as a root canal with a ibuprofen as a local) to see her little dim sums. And you can forget about the pantalones. They stay on. So much for her offering the sushi bar for 200.
Anyhow, like most things except for viruses borne in a lab, it never lasts.
It was 100 to her for a vigorous two handed jerkie.
RootPotter
05-27-22, 17:49
I think you are dissociating. Zoey must be at least 300. I saw her once in the valley at least 7 years ago. She was on the edge of ugliness then, but had these great tits for Russian and I had a nice burp with her and another girl in the valley.
Fast forward to it must have been may or June of 2020. The first Covid shutdown had just ended and people, as I recall, were not wearing masks. Zoey's place was on Santa Monica and orange, by the big shoe store. I think we set up for like a 10 pm handjob.
I parked in that shoe store parking lot and paid I think 250 upsold to 300. She was so sweaty I thought she was going to melt. She tried every which way to get me off, but she looked like the pilot from airplane sweating. It was nasty. I think I went the whole hour and forced a nut out.
I get to my car and the lot was locked. In an act of total stupidity, rather than call an uber, I got on the red bus that goes on Santa Monica boulevard from I guess highland all the way to ocean in Santa Monica. It made about 56 stops. In the bus were peak homeless types and the president's son shooting up..Thank you for saving me 300 (that's the rate she previously quoted me). She flaked on me last August despite a long phone conversation the night before.
PriscillaM
05-29-22, 16:46
I love the scene in godfather one when solozzo's car is driving mike to the bronx and the driver pulls a figueroa style you turn to throw off any one following them.
Well, the marina del rey / venice location of the temple of bliss is likely permanently closed due to mongers knocking on the wrong door in the complex looking for weak ass handjobs and shit.
This reminds me of the happy ending place in the valley that was next to a pediatric dentist place with balloons. Asshole mongers kept coming in and asking how much was a half hour and can I use the shitter.
Some mothers put one and one together and figured out that a massage parlor catering only to men in their 50's with their dicks hanging out of their trousers was questionable.
Well, given the sheer weakness of the staff at temple of bliss, I can't say I will miss it. But really dudes, knock on the correct door, ok?
Posting to check later. Seems newish? https://www.gentlemensguidela.com/majestic-spa-mens-body-massages-relaxation-sexy-curvy-latinas-in-east-los-angeles/.
PriscillaM
05-31-22, 12:13
Posting to check later. Seems newish? https://www.gentlemensguidela.com/majestic-spa-mens-body-massages-relaxation-sexy-curvy-latinas-in-east-los-
angeles/.The pictures are real.
What's the best Latina spots? Looking for something dtla or Boyle heights. Hate driving all the way to La puente.IMO, Eco in Torrance has the hottest Latinas with the best service.
IMO, Eco in Torrance has the hottest Latinas with the best service.Just wondering is it clean there when I pass by after work seems a bit sketch and not clean?
LngTimeMongr
06-01-22, 19:15
Just wondering is it clean there when I pass by after work seems a bit sketch and not clean?Depends what you mean by clean LOL. Everyone's baby batter has been there LOL.
PriscillaM
06-01-22, 20:33
Depends what you mean by clean LOL. Everyone's baby batter has been there LOL.Any good girls there?
CaliGuyLbc
06-01-22, 22:26
Any good girls there?I was there once only. The Latina I had took her time and was very pleasant. Didn't get a name. Was told there are also Asian there.
Did she agreed to text me? Your mail is full.
Depends what you mean by clean LOL. Everyone's baby batter has been there LOL.I hate to break it to you, but very few places in this hobby would pass a health inspection. I've posted about it before so I won't go into detail again here. Some establishments are better than others, but don't expect any of them to be squeaky clean. Stuff I've seen and heard of can range anywhere from downright disgusting to "not too gross but still would get shut down or at least cited by the health department if they were to be inspected. ".
That being said, I haven't heard too many cases of people getting sick or catching anything either, so there's that. It hasn’t stopped me from mongering, but I’m conscious of where I go and stay with the places on the higher end of the cleanliness spectrum as much as possible.
I think you are dissociating. Zoey must be at least 300. I saw her once in the valley at least 7 years ago. She was on the edge of ugliness then, but had these great tits for Russian and I had a nice burp with her and another girl in the valley.
Fast forward to it must have been may or June of 2020. The first Covid shutdown had just ended and people, as I recall, were not wearing masks. Zoey's place was on Santa Monica and orange, by the big shoe store. I think we set up for like a 10 pm handjob.
I parked in that shoe store parking lot and paid I think 250 upsold to 300. She was so sweaty I thought she was going to melt. She tried every which way to get me off, but she looked like the pilot from airplane sweating. It was nasty. I think I went the whole hour and forced a nut out.
I get to my car and the lot was locked. In an act of total stupidity, rather than call an uber, I got on the red bus that goes on Santa Monica boulevard from I guess highland all the way to ocean in Santa Monica. It made about 56 stops. In the bus were peak homeless types and the president's son shooting up.
It is telling that I remember that bus ride more than the hand job.Thanks for letting all the built-up air out of my sails, and also saving me $3. I've also been looking at her, um, ads (okay, and maybe her tits) and waiting patiently for a review for a green light to see her. Thanks to all for the honest reviews.
GeorgiaMikeC
06-02-22, 03:17
I love the scene in godfather one when solozzo's car is driving mike to the bronx and the driver pulls a figueroa style you turn to throw off any one following them.
Well, the marina del rey / venice location of the temple of bliss is likely permanently closed due to mongers knocking on the wrong door in the complex looking for weak ass handjobs and shit.
This reminds me of the happy ending place in the valley that was next to a pediatric dentist place with balloons. Asshole mongers kept coming in and asking how much was a half hour and can I use the shitter.
Some mothers put one and one together and figured out that a massage parlor catering only to men in their 50's with their dicks hanging out of their trousers was questionable.
Well, given the sheer weakness of the staff at temple of bliss, I can't say I will miss it. But really dudes, knock on the correct door, ok?I was told it was because a family member of the owner was "moving in to the space" LOL.
Bummed if it closes was a really close option for me when I was in the mood.
I was there once only. The Latina I had took her time and was very pleasant. Didn't get a name. Was told there are also Asian there.
Did she agreed to text me? Your mail is full.Hey, do you mind sharing the address to ECO? Or how one can find it? Also what type of services they offer?
PriscillaM
06-02-22, 11:16
I was told it was because a family member of the owner was "moving in to the space" LOL.
Bummed if it closes was a really close option for me when I was in the mood.The owners are committed to living their rather afflicted lives elsewhere.
That is a cover story.
I second sourced the knock knock problems from two gals on staff.
It should go down in any event, all the girls have delusions of being something other than jerk machines and the insult that they will not drop their panties to show pussy is horrible.
LngTimeMongr
06-02-22, 13:24
Any good girls there?Apple is go to.
Other girls I would recomment.
Annie- highly recommend.
Rosa.
Lola.
Lucy (BBBJ+ coveredfs) I love the BBBJ but the FS was meh. But man she upcharged to 200. I was like woawwww.
Apple is go to.
Other girls I would recomment.
Annie- highly recommend.
Rosa.
Lola.
Lucy (BBBJ+ coveredfs) I love the BBBJ but the FS was meh. But man she upcharged to 200. I was like woawwww.What's the best time to go to avoid waiting for apple? It'll be my first time at these places hehe.
LngTimeMongr
06-02-22, 16:46
What's the best time to go to avoid waiting for apple? It'll be my first time at these places hehe.LOL good luck usual wait time for her is usually 1 hr to 2. Once I got there and I went right away. It was 2 pm nd she only say 2 people. Which is a miracle. LOL.
But build your way up LOL.
PurpleSkull
06-02-22, 18:41
Wow, I finally remembered my login info.
I've been out of the scene for a few years. My favorite spot in Koretown (Olympic above the doctor's office type place) closed down which bummed me out as it had the best most private setup and grannies who actually gave a good massage after making you pop with a finger in the ass.
I can't believe PrisM is still going to that shithole Goldfinger as well as the other awful westside spots. Why subject yourself to that? Prime Westwood Blvd. in front of the whole neighborhood to see? For mediocrity? No thanks. At least hit the other side of the 405 at the Indoor Beach Tan place or one of the others.
Honestly it's kinda sad how little intel is being passed around. It's just the same 4-5 spots over and over again.
Seems like one of my old favorites, Yume on 8th is still around. Might have to pop in there again as the girls were usually on the younger side (ie 40's instead of 60's) and it was never well-trafficked.
I'm scratching my head over another old favorite, Silverlake Spa on Vergil. Did that place go legit?? It used to be a total Thai jack shack. But looking at yelp it seems like it's gone legit over the pandemic? Crazy.
Anyone been to Moon on Temple recently? They used to be the prostate masters. I really need to find myself a new eastside spot and a good off-the-beaten-path Korea town spot. Damn I miss that Olympic one.
PriscillaM
06-02-22, 20:22
Wow, I finally remembered my login info.
I've been out of the scene for a few years. My favorite spot in Koretown (Olympic above the doctor's office type place) closed down which bummed me out as it had the best most private setup and grannies who actually gave a good massage after making you pop with a finger in the ass.
I can't believe PrisM is still going to that shithole Goldfinger as well as the other awful westside spots. Why subject yourself to that? Prime Westwood Blvd. in front of the whole neighborhood to see? For mediocrity? No thanks. At least hit the other side of the 405 at the Indoor Beach Tan place or one of the others.
Honestly it's kinda sad how little intel is being passed around. It's just the same 4-5 spots over and over again.
Seems like one of my old favorites, Yume on 8th is still around. Might have to pop in there again as the girls were usually on the younger side (ie 40's instead of 60's) and it was never well-trafficked.
I'm scratching my head over another old favorite, Silverlake Spa on Vergil. Did that place go legit?? It used to be a total Thai jack shack. But looking at yelp it seems like it's gone legit over the pandemic? Crazy.
Anyone been to Moon on Temple recently? They used to be the prostate masters. I really need to find myself a new eastside spot and a good off-the-beaten-path Korea town spot. Damn I miss that Olympic one.Don't ever take sides against Goldfinger. Ever.
WhoreMaster 91
06-03-22, 07:06
Wow, I finally remembered my login info.
I've been out of the scene for a few years. My favorite spot in Koretown (Olympic above the doctor's office type place) closed down which bummed me out as it had the best most private setup and grannies who actually gave a good massage after making you pop with a finger in the ass.
I can't believe PrisM is still going to that shithole Goldfinger as well as the other awful westside spots. Why subject yourself to that? Prime Westwood Blvd. in front of the whole neighborhood to see? For mediocrity? No thanks. At least hit the other side of the 405 at the Indoor Beach Tan place or one of the others.
Honestly it's kinda sad how little intel is being passed around. It's just the same 4-5 spots over and over again.
Seems like one of my old favorites, Yume on 8th is still around. Might have to pop in there again as the girls were usually on the younger side (ie 40's instead of 60's) and it was never well-trafficked.
I'm scratching my head over another old favorite, Silverlake Spa on Vergil. Did that place go legit?? It used to be a total Thai jack shack. But looking at yelp it seems like it's gone legit over the pandemic? Crazy.
Anyone been to Moon on Temple recently? They used to be the prostate masters. I really need to find myself a new eastside spot and a good off-the-beaten-path Korea town spot. Damn I miss that Olympic one.Did you ever find a FS joint in KTown?
PriscillaM
06-03-22, 11:28
LOL good luck usual wait time for her is usually 1 hr to 2. Once I got there and I went right away. It was 2 pm nd she only say 2 people. Which is a miracle. LOL.
But build your way up LOL.How is a good way to build my way up? Is getting handjobs from girls on eros who advertise for $300 but paying only $120.00 a good way of doing that?
CaliGuyLbc
06-03-22, 14:43
Hey, do you mind sharing the address to ECO? Or how one can find it? Also what type of services they offer?Look it up on Google and you will find it real quick. Shouldn't be hard to find.
LngTimeMongr
06-03-22, 16:53
How is a good way to build my way up? Is getting handjobs from girls on eros who advertise for $300 but paying only $120.00 a good way of doing that?Obviously not everyone on here has enough intelligence to comprehend the statement.
1. Not once was eros mentioned. It was for a beginning monger to go try other places too to build confidence in what hes doing.
2. Stop being but hurt someone was willing to charge me less than you. Yo bad.
3. Yea he can start on eros. But I wouldn't in my opinion it safer to stick to MP. Until your more comfortable with everything else the you can build up.
4. Nd starting with apple. Sheesh that's going to be something hard to be beat and ull get bored quick.
And finally 5. PriscilliaM stop being so defensive and amgry so much. Just enjoy the forums. 👍.
Christophe1
06-04-22, 12:25
This one appears to be the cousin of the apple of one's eye?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61c3ad2b22efa
Wow, I finally remembered my login info.
I've been out of the scene for a few years. My favorite spot in Koretown (Olympic above the doctor's office type place) closed down which bummed me out as it had the best most private setup and grannies who actually gave a good massage after making you pop with a finger in the ass.
I can't believe PrisM is still going to that shithole Goldfinger as well as the other awful westside spots. Why subject yourself to that? Prime Westwood Blvd. in front of the whole neighborhood to see? For mediocrity? No thanks. At least hit the other side of the 405 at the Indoor Beach Tan place or one of the others.
Honestly it's kinda sad how little intel is being passed around. It's just the same 4-5 spots over and over again.
Seems like one of my old favorites, Yume on 8th is still around. Might have to pop in there again as the girls were usually on the younger side (ie 40's instead of 60's) and it was never well-trafficked.
I'm scratching my head over another old favorite, Silverlake Spa on Vergil. Did that place go legit?? It used to be a total Thai jack shack. But looking at yelp it seems like it's gone legit over the pandemic? Crazy.
Anyone been to Moon on Temple recently? They used to be the prostate masters. I really need to find myself a new eastside spot and a good off-the-beaten-path Korea town spot. Damn I miss that Olympic one.Re Silverlake Spa: It is indeed a headscratcher. It was actually forced to close by LE 1-2 years prior to the pandemic. The owner was forced to sell. Many of the better providers moved on to the owner's other location, Thai Spa on LaBrea in Hollywood. Took awhile but Silver Lake finally reopened with a new owner as a spot for legit massage only. That may have been an obvious response to the location being on LE radar. However, eventually the reviews indicated that a couple of the girls who remained after the place closed were sliding back into their old way of conducting business. So at least for awhile, it became a YMMV parlor depending on who your masseuse was. I haven't been there since just before the closure and haven't seen any credible reviews for a long time to update the status. So, scratching my head like you. It was a highly favored spot for me and I knew the owner and many of the girls very well which got me VIP treatment. Golden days for me and much missed.
Re Moon: Was another ATF spot for me if only for the presence of an amazing force of nature named Yumi and the best lead in you can have for a massage, an old school table shower which was free. Yumi is long gone and maybe still working in the deep south of the OC, and they charge I believe $20 extra for the table shower these days (gallons and gallons of hot water is expensive). I haven't been for years but note that they are getting primarily strong reviews on the Maps site. Maybe their strongest reviews ever with a lower level of LE paranoia than before. It was more about the TS, and a CMT quality rub when I was going, though Yumi and 1-2 others were also upper tier tuggers. The reviews make it sound like of a TUG & Rub place now. Less emphasis on the massage and few dudes ever mention the TS which is now priced beyond the interest of most. But still sounds like a good place to check out for those who were addicted to the old school Korean are&Ts which once predominated in Hollywood, K-Town and areas east towards downtown. I hope to try it out again one of these days.
Obviously not everyone on here has enough intelligence to comprehend the statement.
1. Not once was eros mentioned. It was for a beginning monger to go try other places too to build confidence in what hes doing.
2. Stop being but hurt someone was willing to charge me less than you. Yo bad.
3. Yea he can start on eros. But I wouldn't in my opinion it safer to stick to MP. Until your more comfortable with everything else the you can build up.
4. Nd starting with apple. Sheesh that's going to be something hard to be beat and ull get bored quick.
And finally 5. PriscilliaM stop being so defensive and amgry so much. Just enjoy the forums. 👍.I like this strategy been doing this for 15 years and massage joint was first place I went and back in the day massage parlors.
Had gems now it's how old of a granny can you find.
BenderOver
06-06-22, 01:53
This one appears to be the cousin of the apple of one's eye?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61c3ad2b22efaAre you fucking kidding me? I didn't hit that target because of distance, but shit I would have driven there twice a week if I knew she looked like that.
I can't remember the details, but did she do BBFS in her routine?
Christophe1
06-06-22, 11:45
Are you fucking kidding me? I didn't hit that target because of distance, but shit I would have driven there twice a week if I knew she looked like that.
I can't remember the details, but did she do BBFS in her routine?She is a little thicker and has fake boobs which are bigger. I ran across this video and though it was her until I saw she that the one on the video didn't have the large back tatt. I have only seen her about a handful of times over the years and never finished without a hat, not sure about the truthfulness of some of the posters, but she is a very accommodating sweetheart who never once mentioned tips.
To me the lady in this video is a dead ringer and very similar experience.
In the strip. Went in around 8 pm and saw Cindy, big smile late 30's, super friendly. Thorough massage on the back, lots of teasing and pressure. Went for the finish while I was face down and a knuckle deep as I shot onto the table. Prostate isn't really why thing, but it felt good and might be an option. Clean up and clean towel before turning over.
On the flip she finished the chest, shoulders and leg massage and worked buddy up for round 2--which was a nice surprise as she said "just relax and enjoy".
I tipped well and I'll probably be back again soon.
There were other providers in their late 30's-40's, mostly attractive but nothing ddg. I saw 2 others, so they seem to staff well.
So the old "high end" Spa (known for sweet young Thai girls) has reopened with a new name. Don't know if I can stomach the $ note. I actually went into the place but can't do the door fee, this $$ for HJ and room thing has got to change. Please report back if you have any great experiences with the big up sell.
Robertson near Burton.
Adobe James
06-06-22, 20:34
In the strip. Went in around 8 pm and saw Cindy, big smile late 30's, super friendly. Thorough massage on the back, lots of teasing and pressure. Went for the finish while I was face down and a knuckle deep as I shot onto the table. Prostate isn't really why thing, but it felt good and might be an option. Clean up and clean towel before turning over.
On the flip she finished the chest, shoulders and leg massage and worked buddy up for round 2--which was a nice surprise as she said "just relax and enjoy".
I tipped well and I'll probably be back again soon.
There were other providers in their late 30's-40's, mostly attractive but nothing ddg. I saw 2 others, so they seem to staff well.This is Oak Spa in Burbank, north of the 5?
MrFlingMan
06-07-22, 11:09
In the strip. Went in around 8 pm and saw Cindy, big smile late 30's, super friendly. Thorough massage on the back, lots of teasing and pressure. Went for the finish while I was face down and a knuckle deep as I shot onto the table. Prostate isn't really why thing, but it felt good and might be an option. Clean up and clean towel before turning over.
On the flip she finished the chest, shoulders and leg massage and worked buddy up for round 2--which was a nice surprise as she said "just relax and enjoy".
I tipped well and I'll probably be back again soon.
There were other providers in their late 30's-40's, mostly attractive but nothing ddg. I saw 2 others, so they seem to staff well.This Oak spa is so tricky. I've reviewed this place before. My last post about it explains my feelings towards it.
If a MSOG is an option I might have to come back.
PriscillaM
06-07-22, 15:13
Goldfinger has a new website with some horseshit reviews:
https://timads.wixsite.com/goldfingermassage
I use the 424 number to get a roll call, but the text came from a 310 number. I am on second hiatus from goldfinger. The Asian meat is not taking off any clothing and that is not acceptable.
Oak on glenoaks.
$50 for the hour plus tip.
I tip well when I'm treated well, and she certainly deserved every cent.
This is Oak Spa in Burbank, north of the 5?
PurpleSkull
06-08-22, 14:25
So the old "high end" Spa (known for sweet young Thai girls) has reopened with a new name. Don't know if I can stomach the $ note. I actually went into the place but can't do the door fee, this $$ for HJ and room thing has got to change. Please report back if you have any great experiences with the big up sell.
Robertson near Burton.Multiple attempts at that place pre-pandemic and never got a whiff of a hand job or anything extra despite what other posters said. Never been denied like that anywhere else.
Posting to check later. Seems newish? https://www.gentlemensguidela.com/majestic-spa-mens-body-massages-relaxation-sexy-curvy-latinas-in-east-los-angeles/.I pray this is a awesome spot.
Multiple attempts at that place pre-pandemic and never got a whiff of a hand job or anything extra despite what other posters said. Never been denied like that anywhere else.She had texted me the rate of. 9 plus tips for extra service wink wink kind stuff. So some kind of communication fail but good to know. The place used to be fun and YMMV. Even the smoking hot prev owner gave me one of the best therapy sesh I had ever had.
She had texted me the rate of. 9 plus tips for extra service wink wink kind stuff. So some kind of communication fail but good to know. The place used to be fun and YMMV. Even the smoking hot prev owner gave me one of the best therapy sesh I had ever had.Ok so a buddy just went there. Spoke with him at lunch and he confirmed there was a cute Thai girl could not name her. The deal is like most higher end joints. The massage was good and HJ was another $80. She said she would get naked and mutual touch for $$. I don't understand how one spends $$$ and there isn't FS involved (literally up Robertson another block) but so be it.
Member #6337
06-16-22, 19:27
Has anyone seen Irina for massage? Any feedback would be helpful.
https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37407/
Specifically https://rubpage.com/ad/westwood-goddess-la/.
There are some familiar faces on the site but some are only found on RubPage like the above.
Has anyone seen Irina for massage? Any feedback would be helpful.
https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37407/You will find reviews on Ft. Lauderdale FL board.
SoCalShopper
06-18-22, 05:26
Has anyone tried this place in koreatown? It's on Vermont. Went once and was getting a vibe but the fact the massage wasn't garbage made me think twice.
Has anyone tried this place in koreatown? It's on Vermont. Went once and was getting a vibe but the fact the massage wasn't garbage made me think twice.Yeah I went a few years ago.
It was legit. But it's one of those legit places that could confuse you into thinking there's a menu so you lie down nekkid and pop a boner on the flip and it turns out to just be awkward and you tip a Little generously as an apology for the insinuation.
PussyDestroyr
06-18-22, 13:19
Has anyone seen Irina for massage? Any feedback would be helpful.
https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37407/I was looking at this site. Is there a way to know if they provide more 'services'? .
What's up mongerfolk.
My massage standards have changed over my many decadent, hedonistic, sordid years doing this. I used to go looking for the hottest youngest AMP girls. What a fools errand. I was disappointed more than anything. Constantly. And my multiple paid forays on RMaps were a waste. It's just a wasteland of BS and dead ends.
I've found my tastes have changed. The best experiences I have had are now providers who do 2 things. A great full hour massage (not "massage" in quotes) followed by an excellent HJ that they take pride in. The girls who have done this are never hot. But the experience is a full hour of goodness.
Sadly my 2 go to's are gone. One was in Reseda at Ace Spa and the other in mid Wilshire at Thai Tara.
Anyone know a place a monger can just get a great massage and a great HJ if he doesn't really give 2 sh*ts about how how the girl is anymore? Priscilla has sent me to Goldfinger, which is near my house, but them girls are kinda pretty but it's just not a great massage and they don't really take pride in their HJ service IMHO.
PlutoKiller
06-20-22, 10:59
What's up mongerfolk.
My massage standards have changed over my many decadent, hedonistic, sordid years doing this. I used to go looking for the hottest youngest AMP girls. What a fools errand. I was disappointed more than anything. Constantly. And my multiple paid forays on RMaps were a waste. It's just a wasteland of BS and dead ends.
I've found my tastes have changed. The best experiences I have had are now providers who do 2 things. A great full hour massage (not "massage" in quotes) followed by an excellent HJ that they take pride in. The girls who have done this are never hot. But the experience is a full hour of goodness.
Sadly my 2 go to's are gone. One was in Reseda at Ace Spa and the other in mid Wilshire at Thai Tara.
Anyone know a place a monger can just get a great massage and a great HJ if he doesn't really give 2 sh*ts about how how the girl is anymore? Priscilla has sent me to Goldfinger, which is near my house, but them girls are kinda pretty but it's just not a great massage and they don't really take pride in their HJ service IMHO.I like the Thai Spa on the 1600 block on and La Brea Ave. All the providers give a good Thai massage and HJ. Report back.
PriscillaM
06-20-22, 17:09
What's up mongerfolk.
My massage standards have changed over my many decadent, hedonistic, sordid years doing this. I used to go looking for the hottest youngest AMP girls. What a fools errand. I was disappointed more than anything. Constantly. And my multiple paid forays on RMaps were a waste. It's just a wasteland of BS and dead ends.
I've found my tastes have changed. The best experiences I have had are now providers who do 2 things. A great full hour massage (not "massage" in quotes) followed by an excellent HJ that they take pride in. The girls who have done this are never hot. But the experience is a full hour of goodness.
Sadly my 2 go to's are gone. One was in Reseda at Ace Spa and the other in mid Wilshire at Thai Tara.
Anyone know a place a monger can just get a great massage and a great HJ if he doesn't really give 2 sh*ts about how how the girl is anymore? Priscilla has sent me to Goldfinger, which is near my house, but them girls are kinda pretty but it's just not a great massage and they don't really take pride in their HJ service IMHO.Wow, someone mentions my name without go fuck your postal worker right after that.
Murrican. The pride in handjob is totally elusive these days.
I sent you a PM about a girl in the valley, I am done with her, she is a MILF, and she takes so much pride in the handjob that she also blows the fuck out of you.
As for goldfinger, ask for angeal or penny. The will streer, I mean, jerk you, wrong. Go towards the end of the day when mongers are not stacked le bron deep.
I like the Thai Spa on the 1600 block on and La Brea Ave. All the providers give a good Thai massage and HJ. Report back.You got it. Will do and thank you.
Honestly, don't even need the blowie. Makes me nervous I'll catch something from their slobber dripping down the shaft. Sorry for that visual but it's what it is.
Wow, someone mentions my name without go fuck your postal worker right after that.
Murrican. The pride in handjob is totally elusive these days.
I sent you a PM about a girl in the valley, I am done with her, she is a MILF, and she takes so much pride in the handjob that she also blows the fuck out of you.
As for goldfinger, ask for angeal or penny. The will streer, I mean, jerk you, wrong. Go towards the end of the day when mongers are not stacked le bron deep.
Sadly my 2 go to's are gone. One was in Reseda at Ace Spa and the other in mid Wilshire at Thai Tara.I see Vicky occasionally at TT and still find her to be consistent in both regards.
I see Vicky occasionally at TT and still find her to be consistent in both regards.No doubt. Vicky is OG. I just never make it that far East since the pandemic.
The world ends at Fairfax, maybe La brea. There are parts of LA. Montebello, azusa. Cerritos. And such that I'm convinced aren't even real places.
No doubt. Vicky is OG. I just never make it that far East since the pandemic.
The world ends at Fairfax, maybe La brea. There are parts of LA. Montebello, azusa. Cerritos. And such that I'm convinced aren't even real places.London1991 HX is a nice thai MILF provides massage and HJ. She is in SFV.
However, once you get to know her more is available for bigger tip UTR. She would be worth a try for what you want.
Anyone else partake and get extra services?
Any mongers know of any good places to get a good massage and BBBJCIM. Nothing to crazy on the wallet just in and out.
I like the Thai Spa on the 1600 block on and La Brea Ave. All the providers give a good Thai massage and HJ. Report back.Is it a true Thai massage?
PlutoKiller
06-22-22, 17:40
London1991 HX is a nice thai MILF provides massage and HJ. She is in SFV.
However, once you get to know her more is available for bigger tip UTR. She would be worth a try for what you want.
Anyone else partake and get extra services?Yes, I have seen her a couple of times. She is nice, but a bit chubby, and only works sporadic (guess when she needs money). Gotten a BBBJ on the 2nd or 3rd visit, but might be YMMV. However, I think she is on vacation in Thailand right now.
PlutoKiller
06-22-22, 17:51
Is it a true Thai massage?No stretching, but all the techs there give a good massage. Just ask for hard.
Any mongers know of any good places to get a good massage and BBBJCIM. Nothing to crazy on the wallet just in and out.If you want to schedule in advance and take a drive to the valley, you can't beat Tina or Ava at Bangkok Thai Massage. (See valley threads).
Anyone know where to get these services all in one: Manicure or Pedicure + FS and / or BBBJ?
Could be a new business model for the USA. I know they have salons that offer these services in Vietnam? How about in Korea or ??
RockNRoll72
06-24-22, 19:08
Anyone know where to get these services all in one: Manicure or Pedicure + FS and / or BBBJ?
Could be a new business model for the USA. I know they have salons that offer these services in Vietnam? How about in Korea or ??Tried to find the ad but couldn't any longer. There used to be someone advertising on Craigslist that they did an "erotic" pedicure. Emailed for more info and it was an outcall and the provider said she'd come to your home and work on you while in lingerie. Tried looking for it again with no luck. I will message if I find anything. Closest I've ever seen to what your describing.
- RnR.
RockNRoll72
06-24-22, 19:09
Any mongers know of any good places to get a good massage and BBBJCIM. Nothing to crazy on the wallet just in and out.Definitely go to tina in the Valley at Bangkok Thai massage, next to an italian deli. 1. 00 for an hour.
Anyone know a place a monger can just get a great massage and a great HJ if he doesn't really give 2 sh*ts about how how the girl is anymore?Candy at A + Spa (https://website--333954437348071195828-massagespa.business.site/) in Lomita gives a really good massage. I prefer my massages on the stonger side, and she can deliver. She's good at walking on backs, and she's good at using her forearms and elbows to grind out those tight spots. Her HJ skills are also very good, and if you want her to make adjustments, her English is good enough to take instructions. Her looks aren't bad either. She's a late 30's to early 40's GND Korean auntie type. Height about 5'4". Natural B cups. Not skinny but not fat. If I could fuck her, I would, but she's HJ only.
Well, I just left A massage in Montebello. Paid 40 for the entrance and negotiated down to $40 for HJ since no FS is allowed. She was an older Asian lady that has a slim build, B cups and upon leaving I got to see the other 2 and she was the better looking of the bunch. The massage was as expected but the ball tickling was on point. She proceeded to stroke it then got on top RCG on my chest, she was so surprised on how much juice came out of it. Overall it was a nice spot but I wouldn't go again.
PriscillaM
06-28-22, 11:18
The quest is simple find either the chalice of the son of god a massage parlor on the West side (meaning west of Robertson) that has clinically acceptable and fuckable Asian, Latina, or white girls with easy parking.
The last vision of such a place was ginja massage on Wilshire, 11809 on that same street (where I fucked a ridiculously hot Asian gal who had to be woken up from her nap to service me), that place on pico with the hot Thai girls, and the Pearl trick pad in the mid zeros.
The Latina joints at 11870 and 3200 Santee money don't qualify the girls there are ridiculously fat and their C-section scars look like the train tracks on the Akron to Minneapolis freight train route.
Goldfinger does not qualify because there is too much grade C meet, the mileage is much too low, and the incessant requests from mongers to take a crap and the addition of a shower means that some mongers wet feet are now going to stain the carpet (as if the spooge is not bad enuff) has made the place useless.
So I get a private message from some noobie monger that there is a place right near LAPD headquarters and that said monger received a blow from the owner of the joint.
He said she was mid to late 40's meaning early 60's Asian, and not terrible. Well I immediately run over to the place and the door is locked but the lights are on and that neon sign that is like fentanyl laced fentanyl for us mongers is on but no ones there.
So I called the number off the Internet and they'd say we're closed on Sunday.
Well I went back Monday the place is called Santa Monica massage and the sign is about as big as the roof lamp from the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas. It is not in Santa Monica, it is at Santa Monica and Purdue, in west la.
It is ADA compliant there is a ramp going up to the front door don't ask me why I don't care. I walk in and of course there is some dude snoozing in his car right in front of the joint and it is three or four doors down from the biggest sports bar with the most useless Gen Z and millennial customers I have ever seen some fuckass millennial had his IMac running like he was writing some script for a streaming show while watching the Braves and the dodgers. But I digress. I try to open the door and is locked so I start knocking like a dog who smells Vons tri-tip steak on the other side of the door.
Sure enough in Asian lady comes and opens the door for me and we exchanged pleasantries and greetings and green tea. This I assume is the owner of the place she looks like Mary from chesn if Mary had a natural crack and wore makeup and was not hideously ugly. In other words there was no way this girl was going to be grabbing my 12 inch Westside Louisville slugger.
I said hey is there another girl here that can you know jerk me off 'cause you look like the chick down the street at chens. She said oh I have young girl so I mentally prepare myself for a woman in her 50's who remembers playing with an etch a sketch as a child. She has me greeted by a rather decent Asian chick with a blonde highlight in her hair and a semi decent body wearing a bebe shirt with just a little extra all around and of course a flat ass.
I opt for the hour and give them 70 and they were just about as giddy as a virgin at the jailhouse rodeo.
I go in and my technician namely Joanna comes in before he even get my first trouser leg off I told her to go and see if Jesus is still in her high school annual, she was that old, and give me a few minutes. I was able to undress there are no chairs just hooks. Oh by the way this was a medical office at one point so there are four individual private rooms with hardwood floors and they are rather large, larger than the supermax prison type rooms at 8155 or sun acupressure in Santa Monica you could probably have a very small dinner party in one of these rooms if the guests were midgets.
She asked me some questions like did I just get off work what do I do she was fascinated by my knowledge of fish and asked if it my first time here. In response to that I said well given that I took an oath as a Vons fish worker to never lie this was my first time because you muther fuckers just opened. Anyhow she does obey the command to do a soft medium massage not soft I am no fucken pervert and not medium because well I am a fucken pervert and after about 10 or 15 minutes she did some wonderful ask tickling but alas very little touching of the actual balls but essentially got me hard enough that I had to ask if I could turn over.
To which he replied let me get you some hot towels which by the way were freezing oh she was very nice in terms of putting on the air conditioning because the place was hot as a tidepod walking out of a Walgreens in the hands of a fentanyl addict.
With the air conditioning on I felt a cold breeze on my freshly shaved ass and it was quite pleasant so remember to tell them to turn on the air condition.
On the flip she I believe she commented that I have a nice body but did not call me Superman I guess I am declining. She massaged my nuts and then went and got oil and worked the dick for a good 10 to 15 minutes. She let me work her pretty good over the clothes but nothing came off.
She did obey my instruction to go slow and get herself on the table facing me so I could bust a nut and I impressed her and myself with the volume distance and general viscosity of the fluid she bid me goodbye and I gave her $100 just to fucke with you chepasses who try to get away with $40 for a mediocre handie.
I doubt that I will be back this is not the handjob I was looking for.
The quest is simple find either the chalice of the son of god a massage parlor on the West side (meaning west of Robertson) that has clinically acceptable and fuckable Asian, Latina, or white girls with easy parking.
The last vision of such a place was ginja massage on Wilshire, 11809 on that same street (where I fucked a ridiculously hot Asian gal who had to be woken up from her nap to service me), that place on pico with the hot Thai girls, and the Pearl trick pad in the mid zeros.
The Latina joints at 11870 and 3200 Santee money don't qualify the girls there are ridiculously fat and their C-section scars look like the train tracks on the Akron to Minneapolis freight train route.
Goldfinger does not qualify because there is too much grade C meet, the mileage is much too low, and the incessant requests from mongers to take a crap and the addition of a shower means that some mongers wet feet are now going to stain the carpet (as if the spooge is not bad enuff) has made the place useless.
So I get a private message from some noobie monger that there is a place right near LAPD headquarters and that said monger received a blow from the owner of the joint.
He said she was mid to late 40's meaning early 60's Asian, and not terrible. Well I immediately run over to the place and the door is locked but the lights are on and that neon sign that is like fentanyl laced fentanyl for us mongers is on but no ones there.
So I called the number off the Internet and they'd say we're closed on Sunday.
Well I went back Monday the place is called Santa Monica massage and the sign is about as big as the roof lamp from the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas. It is not in Santa Monica, it is at Santa Monica and Purdue, in west la.
It is ADA compliant there is a ramp going up to the front door don't ask me why I don't care. I walk in and of course there is some dude snoozing in his car right in front of the joint and it is three or four doors down from the biggest sports bar with the most useless Gen Z and millennial customers I have ever seen some fuckass millennial had his IMac running like he was writing some script for a streaming show while watching the Braves and the dodgers. But I digress. I try to open the door and is locked so I start knocking like a dog who smells Vons tri-tip steak on the other side of the door.
Sure enough in Asian lady comes and opens the door for me and we exchanged pleasantries and greetings and green tea. This I assume is the owner of the place she looks like Mary from chesn if Mary had a natural crack and wore makeup and was not hideously ugly. In other words there was no way this girl was going to be grabbing my 12 inch Westside Louisville slugger.
I said hey is there another girl here that can you know jerk me off 'cause you look like the chick down the street at chens. She said oh I have young girl so I mentally prepare myself for a woman in her 50's who remembers playing with an etch a sketch as a child. She has me greeted by a rather decent Asian chick with a blonde highlight in her hair and a semi decent body wearing a bebe shirt with just a little extra all around and of course a flat ass.
I opt for the hour and give them 70 and they were just about as giddy as a virgin at the jailhouse rodeo.
I go in and my technician namely Joanna comes in before he even get my first trouser leg off I told her to go and see if Jesus is still in her high school annual, she was that old, and give me a few minutes. I was able to undress there are no chairs just hooks. Oh by the way this was a medical office at one point so there are four individual private rooms with hardwood floors and they are rather large, larger than the supermax prison type rooms at 8155 or sun acupressure in Santa Monica you could probably have a very small dinner party in one of these rooms if the guests were midgets.
She asked me some questions like did I just get off work what do I do she was fascinated by my knowledge of fish and asked if it my first time here. In response to that I said well given that I took an oath as a Vons fish worker to never lie this was my first time because you muther fuckers just opened. Anyhow she does obey the command to do a soft medium massage not soft I am no fucken pervert and not medium because well I am a fucken pervert and after about 10 or 15 minutes she did some wonderful ask tickling but alas very little touching of the actual balls but essentially got me hard enough that I had to ask if I could turn over.
To which he replied let me get you some hot towels which by the way were freezing oh she was very nice in terms of putting on the air conditioning because the place was hot as a tidepod walking out of a Walgreens in the hands of a fentanyl addict.
With the air conditioning on I felt a cold breeze on my freshly shaved ass and it was quite pleasant so remember to tell them to turn on the air condition.
On the flip she I believe she commented that I have a nice body but did not call me Superman I guess I am declining. She massaged my nuts and then went and got oil and worked the dick for a good 10 to 15 minutes. She let me work her pretty good over the clothes but nothing came off.
She did obey my instruction to go slow and get herself on the table facing me so I could bust a nut and I impressed her and myself with the volume distance and general viscosity of the fluid she bid me goodbye and I gave her $100 just to fucke with you chepasses who try to get away with $40 for a mediocre handie.
I doubt that I will be back this is not the handjob I was looking for.This place is owned by Mary from Chen's (AKA Jenny from WeHo above 7/11). She just opened it. I know because she sent my burner a half dozen texts with details.
Santa Monica Massage.
11353 Santa Monica Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90025.
Open 9 to 10 PM.
50 for half.
70 for hour.
PriscillaM
06-28-22, 18:12
This is Mary (AKA Jenny from WeHo above 7/11) and Chen's place. She just opened it. I know because she sent me a half dozen texts letting me know.
Santa Monica Massage.During covid, I was more bored than the scheduling coordinator for le bron's book club. The only place that had reopened was Chen's. I walked in and was greeted by Mary. Boys, I took a handjob for the team. I closed my eyes, imagined I was being fucked by a private delights 5 star gal, and let one loose while the music played the Chinese version of the sound of music. The little goatherd.
Whenever a family member dies, or I am diagnosed with terminal cancer, I read the reviews on the maps site of guys fucking Mary. I had forgotten just how atrocious she was.
Well, she (obviously has dolled herself up. I barely recognized her. Thankfully I had the eyesight to know the abomination she is and opt for greener (well slightly) pastures with Joanna.
Dios mio guys, how can you fuck that?
Not a massage parlor, but has anybody seen Eva Rose?
https://tryst.link/massage/eva-26
Pictures look intriguing. No reviews anywhere to be found. May have to TOFTT. If so, will report back.
PriscillaM
06-29-22, 16:44
If you are a sudoku fan, you are no doubt a student of the higher logic of such game and can explain why it is so popular in the south side of Chicago.
In any event, follow me along here.
If Mary at Chen's provided ass, pussy and oral bare while she was under third party ownership, and.
Mary is now Jennifer at Santa Monica massage and she now employs a gal like Joanna to service mongers, then.
Would not Joanna be providing at least oral sex to a monger at jenny's new place?
QED?
During covid, I was more bored than the scheduling coordinator for le bron's book club. The only place that had reopened was Chen's. I walked in and was greeted by Mary. Boys, I took a handjob for the team. I closed my eyes, imagined I was being fucked by a private delights 5 star gal, and let one loose while the music played the Chinese version of the sound of music. The little goatherd.
Whenever a family member dies, or I am diagnosed with terminal cancer, I read the reviews on the maps site of guys fucking Mary. I had forgotten just how atrocious she was.
Well, she (obviously has dolled herself up. I barely recognized her. Thankfully I had the eyesight to know the abomination she is and opt for greener (well slightly) pastures with Joanna.
Dios mio guys, how can you fuck that?Mary is that bad looking or because she's got some mileage? Or both?
PriscillaM
06-29-22, 22:48
Not a massage parlor, but has anybody seen Eva Rose?
https://tryst.link/massage/eva-26
Pictures look intriguing. No reviews anywhere to be found. May have to TOFTT. If so, will report back.The pictures are intriguing. Her conspiracy theories about vampires chasing her, about trump still being president, and her delusions are problematic. She apparently has a place in Hollywood that has a shower with more mildew than the shower at Momo.
She is this:
https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Cgr123
Some fucker had the courage to spike her.
And this.
https://fbsmbody87.wixsite.com/kendall
She was in Westwood and guys were literally picketing her incall.
Mary is that bad looking or because she's got some mileage? Or both?Mary is in her 60's. Not hard to figure out.
PriscillaM
06-30-22, 21:02
So, I called over to Santa Monica massage on 11353 and expected to talk to Mary, all chipper from the latest ass fucking by a monger claiming she is in her 30's.
It was like 8 pm. A male who sounded about as dour as the fucken chess second for Alireza f. Said "total acupressure" - which is apparently the name of the place, even though the sign says Santa Monica massage.
He said they were closed.
He seems like a whole lot of laughs, like when you get to pick up a dead baby's toys.
Tried to find the ad but couldn't any longer. There used to be someone advertising on Craigslist that they did an "erotic" pedicure. Emailed for more info and it was an outcall and the provider said she'd come to your home and work on you while in lingerie. Tried looking for it again with no luck. I will message if I find anything. Closest I've ever seen to what your describing.
- RnR.I used to have a semi-GF that was a manicurist and she would clean my feet in a container and when they were nice and clean she would suck my toes before giving me a pedicure.
She would then work her way to my "staff "and service me royally with a nice BBBJ after I blew in her mouth she would give me a manicure and then fuck my brains out for rounds 2 and 3.
Here I am 15 years later still looking for her replacement. If she cut hair and cooked too, I would have married her.
Where is a Thai AMP with hot girls that also provide FS? Not just a HJ but actual BJ + FS.
Seems like that is shard to find in LA or SFV nowadays.
Where is a Thai AMP with hot girls that also provide FS? Not just a HJ but actual BJ + FS.
Seems like that is shard to find in LA or SFV nowadays.Only one I know is Gami and Yaya but they arent MPs, they have reviews on *********. Megan was my go to thai girl. Yaya is Hot and Gami always is awesome. https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/gami-34dd31y-818-2358857-and-jiji-is-nice-kiss20y-818-2076608/1099293.
Only one I know is Gami and Yaya but they arent MPs, they have reviews on *********. Megan was my go to thai girl. Yaya is Hot and Gami always is awesome. https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/gami-34dd31y-818-2358857-and-jiji-is-nice-kiss20y-818-2076608/1099293.Thanks. Been there done that. It's true Gami is a service queen. Her rate went up to 350 now. I mam looking for younger like Gami and Sunny were when the ad your shared came out 7-8 yrs. Ago.
Safe apartments are OK to doesn't need to be a formal AMP with a storefornt.
Member #6453
07-05-22, 11:16
Thanks. Been there done that. It's true Gami is a service queen. Her rate went up to 350 now. I mam looking for younger like Gami and Sunny were when the ad your shared came out 7-8 yrs. Ago.
Safe apartments are OK to doesn't need to be a formal AMP with a storefornt.That same link to Gami has the phone number of a 20 year old named JIJI ("sexy JiJi 20 years old girl of Asian somewhere' Has anyone tried JIJI? Just out of curiosity, which Asian country is Jiji from?
... Mary, all chipper from the latest ass fucking by a monger claiming she is in her 30's..Maybe she is using Mars years.
PriscillaM
07-05-22, 16:12
So I rolled into gold finger on Saturday.
I first came in at like 1 and it was only fucken Vanessa (hag mamasan), Yuki (got 120 out of me to show me her pussy), and Bella (more mercenary than a fig streetwalker ripping you off on a car date).
So I came back and got Nana.
I cannot say for sure, but she massaged me and my entire body is in pain. I was covid tested on Sunday, but I think her massage just about ruined me.
PriscillaM
07-05-22, 18:23
I went to Santa Monica massage the other day. I wanted Joanna to stroke me. I get in and Jenny / Mary says she is the only one there. Dios mio, she is plain and old as wonder bread in the 99 cent store clearance aisle. But she did look down to fuck.
LngTimeMongr
07-05-22, 20:34
I went to Santa Monica massage the other day. I wanted Joanna to stroke me. I get in and Jenny / Mary says she is the only one there. Dios mio, she is plain and old as wonder bread in the 99 cent store clearance aisle. But she did look down to fuck.LOL stop it.
PriscillaM
07-05-22, 21:35
LOL stop it.Did you want Mary's number? Odd of you not to ask, SMH.
LngTimeMongr
07-06-22, 00:33
Did you want Mary's number? Odd of you not to ask, SMH.No. She actually just texted me today! LOL with address LOL.
PriscillaM
07-06-22, 15:30
Who was the monger that walked into goldfinger like at 1130 am today, July 6, 2022?
PriscillaM
07-06-22, 23:22
No. She actually just texted me today! LOL with address LOL.Wow, I am so jelly, you got a text from Mary. LMFAO. SMDH on that one. Hundo p. SMH.
SerBell1979
07-07-22, 12:40
Good Day!
Visting the Ktown Area this weekend.
Is there any cools pots to visit.
Please feel free to DM me I appreciate the info.
MrFlingMan
07-07-22, 15:03
Posting to check later. Seems newish? https://www.gentlemensguidela.com/majestic-spa-mens-body-massages-relaxation-sexy-curvy-latinas-in-east-los-angeles/.The ad got pulled for this one. I'm trying to convince a coworker to check this place out. He drove by it to recon and showed me a picture of a trippy brain image with lights flashing out of it on the full window. No markings or phone number at all. I would check it out myself but I'm not in that area too often.
The ad got pulled for this one.Is this the place? twitter.com/LAMassageandspa/status/1527400987308175361 (https://twitter.com/LAMassageandspa/status/1527400987308175361).
Also: archive.org (https://web.archive.org/web/20220315021007/https://www.gentlemensguidela.com/majestic-spa-mens-body-massages-relaxation-sexy-curvy-latinas-in-east-los-angeles/#.Yi_1iIQjgUE)
I wonder why the ad was pulled.
Anyone having good luck at Havana / nuru queens? Thinking of giving it a shot.
LngTimeMongr
07-08-22, 12:01
Wow, I am so jelly, you got a text from Mary. LMFAO. SMDH on that one. Hundo p. SMH.LOL its all good. Want her number so you can start getting texts too?
That same link to Gami has the phone number of a 20 year old named JIJI ("sexy JiJi 20 years old girl of Asian somewhere' Has anyone tried JIJI? Just out of curiosity, which Asian country is Jiji from?That ad is from August 2015. Over 7 yrs. Ago. You really think she is still there.
Anyone having good luck at Havana / nuru queens? Thinking of giving it a shot.Havana is good. Young, hot girls, fully naked, lots of body contact, good finish. The girls are all locally grown too, nobody who speaks little to no English. All good old all American girl next door types. White, Latina, Asian, and mixed race. Many people say it's too expensive for a HJ, and yes it's an expensive HJ ($65 door and they want $150 tip now for nuru) but you're paying for the quality of the girl. Worth it once in a while but too expensive for a regular thing. I pop in a few times a year at those prices when I want an hour of unrushed naked time with a cute girl.
DevonTucker13
07-09-22, 20:05
Havana is good. Young, hot girls, fully naked, lots of body contact, good finish. The girls are all locally grown too, nobody who speaks little to no English. All good old all American girl next door types. White, Latina, Asian, and mixed race. Many people say it's too expensive for a HJ, and yes it's an expensive HJ ($65 door and they want $150 tip now for nuru) but you're paying for the quality of the girl. Worth it once in a while but too expensive for a regular thing. I pop in a few times a year at those prices when I want an hour of unrushed naked time with a cute girl.After work, I was deciding between Havana and Downey Massage, but I noticed on google it said Havana was permanently closed. Can anyone confirm if this is true?
After work, I was deciding between Havana and Downey Massage, but I noticed on google it said Havana was permanently closed. Can anyone confirm if this is true?Still alive and well, running ads in BP as of yesterday.
PriscillaM
07-10-22, 22:29
If goldfinger went full service, I would be broke.
Penny had the perfect Bush. A landing strip, and not some bullshit 1 mm thin strip, but a nice instagram eyebrow width landing strip on a smooth body.
I felt so sorry for staying rock hard for so long I called no joy at around 25 minutes in hard and blew after she let me check for soy sauce.
Definitely the hottest gal on the westside right now, and yes, I am including the horseshit on sawtelle that are full service fuckovers in terms of it being the same hag with the rose tattoo on her stomach.
NotHobbyPro
07-12-22, 02:41
Anybody has experience on either of Eastern Massage on E 3rd St and Jian Kang in Chinatown? Do they offer FS or just he? TIA.
NotHobbyPro
07-13-22, 00:06
Anybody has experience on either of Eastern Massage on E 3rd St and Jian Kang in Chinatown? Do they offer FS or just he? TIA.I went and check these for myself. Chinatown seemed legit. Therapist was cute but I didn't partake. I want FS.
Eastern is your regular MP with FS. Tuesday night was Sandra and Lili. Both latina, in mid to late 30's. Face is 5 or 6. Both on the chubby side. Lili was the heavier set. Damage was. 5 for 30 minutes and $. 4 for BBBJ and cfs.
If there are other must-try girls there, hit me up.
Propaganda123
07-13-22, 05:02
Anyone seen the ladies in this ad?
https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/north-hollywood/22521659.html
Curious about the milking table and if any of these are legit.
Any intel? An old atf back from China says she's there now. Want to check out but it's geographically unattractive at the moment coming from SGV, and driving a V8 for some tang. She was at Goldfinger for a minute back in the day and I got her to do privates back then, now she wants to 'meet' at 8800. Any intel would be appreciated.
Aniceman333
07-13-22, 11:51
Been to this one and one in Torrance. It's not real Nuru, but it's a good place to go to. The ad pretty much says it all. FS provided if you want it.
Anyone seen the ladies in this ad?
https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/north-hollywood/22521659.html
Curious about the milking table and if any of these are legit.
PriscillaM
07-13-22, 14:07
Anyone seen the ladies in this ad?
https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/north-hollywood/22521659.html
Curious about the milking table and if any of these are legit.The last time I was there, it was on chandler by the freeway (170). I heard it got moved.
The girls there are serviceable, but it is high volume. Bianca is the star there, she is high all the time and gives a good handjob and will fuck.
Eve to me is hot, but is also on something and is not gentle enough.
I think Aleja and Keeley get good reviews.
Remember these are young girls and the stuff they are on today makes them totally dissociative.
Went for a Wednesday early afternoon session at Goldfinger. Was greeted by Coco wearing a pink top and black yoga pants. Nice looking little Chinese girl. Cute, petite, tight body. Once I saw her, decided to pay house fee and went into room. Coco entered the room and introduced herself, smiling and very polite. She put a towel on me, which I thought maybe she's doing this just because it's our first session together.
She asked if I wanted strong or soft massage and I wanted to call her bluff and see if indeed she can deliver a strong massage being that she is a petite girl. She asked if walking was ok and I said go ahead. Her walking technique is very good, she has good balance and control of her feet, even changed from strong to soft pressure.
Once the walking was done, she started with oil and her hands, forearms, and elbows, hitting all the right spots. Felt great! Only wish I had was that she would've done the official rub and tug light fingertip taint feathering that I really enjoy.
Asked for the flip, then the light touching progressed nicely into an oily edging of the hammer while telling me how much she liked it. It was believable enough for a decent blast straight up into the air as she giggled at how it seemed to hang for awhile before landing on her hand and everywhere else. I hadn't released in several days because I've been working extra hours to save up for these unwanted visits to our lovely priced LA gas stations.
Coco at Goldfinger is a solid add to the rotation.
Anyone seen the ladies in this ad?
https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/north-hollywood/22521659.html
Curious about the milking table and if any of these are legit.Maybe it's just me, but I like to see who and what is being done to my appendage.
Any intel? An old atf back from China says she's there now. Want to check out but it's geographically unattractive at the moment coming from SGV, and driving a V8 for some tang. She was at Goldfinger for a minute back in the day and I got her to do privates back then, now she wants to 'meet' at 8800. Any intel would be appreciated.Does she have a name? An Ad? A phone number? Is she looking for new clients for her new location 8800 Sepulveda?
PriscillaM
07-14-22, 12:34
Maybe it's just me, but I like to see who and what is being done to my appendage.The girls in the ad are at a no ho house with good standards. I do not like it because they are all dissociative as fuck and it is a very high traffic place.
The milking table is not actually up to code, although I am not sure if the massage licensing board has a procedure for complaints. A true milking table has a whole in the dick area for you to let your dongle hang.
These girls are so fucken cheap, they just put two tables together with a space and you lie face down.
I do not know if they get underneath to check the fluids, or just yank under.
PriscillaM
07-14-22, 12:37
Went for a Wednesday early afternoon session at Goldfinger. Was greeted by Coco wearing a pink top and black yoga pants. Nice looking little Chinese girl. Cute, petite, tight body. Once I saw her, decided to pay house fee and went into room. Coco entered the room and introduced herself, smiling and very polite. She put a towel on me, which I thought maybe she's doing this just because it's our first session together.
She asked if I wanted strong or soft massage and I wanted to call her bluff and see if indeed she can deliver a strong massage being that she is a petite girl. She asked if walking was ok and I said go ahead. Her walking technique is very good, she has good balance and control of her feet, even changed from strong to soft pressure.
Once the walking was done, she started with oil and her hands, forearms, and elbows, hitting all the right spots. Felt great! Only wish I had was that she would've done the official rub and tug light fingertip taint feathering that I really enjoy..This a nine out of ten review. Just some questions?
Is coco kind of really short and has a kind of burnt skin face?
Does she wear a mask or is she normal.
Do you get to see her unshaved Bush?
Does she take off her top.
I have heard the name numerous times on line ups and I think I know who she is. She is very petite.
WolfWolf79
07-14-22, 13:35
I heard she moved. Anyone got the details on her new spot?
I heard she moved. Anyone got the details on her new spot?I think its near SM blvd and Corinth or Perdue, Big sign that says Santa Monica Massage, that's her new place.
PriscillaM
07-14-22, 18:25
I heard she moved. Anyone got the details on her new spot?Mary. She goes by Jenny at the new place, is at Santa Monica Boulevard, just west of Purdue I think. Two-three doors down from a large sports bar. Sign says "Santa Monica massage " - it is not actually in Santa Monica, but given how fucken hot Mary / Jenny is who cares.
Mary / jenny is like in her 30's.
HappyHusband
07-14-22, 23:11
This a nine out of ten review. Just some questions?
Is coco kind of really short and has a kind of burnt skin face?
Does she wear a mask or is she normal.
Do you get to see her unshaved Bush?
Does she take off her top.
I have heard the name numerous times on line ups and I think I know who she is. She is very petite.Yes. Normal. I did not. Yes she did.
PriscillaM
07-15-22, 00:55
On the recommendation from the other monger, I went and saw coco.
She is unable to give a soft massage. If you are there for just the handie, she is not that into it, she really believes in massage. I believe in le bron's reading skills. We are all entitled to our beliefs.
I will do a more detailed review of coco, but what was funny is when she took off her pants to show me her stir fried oyster, she let out a gigantic earth shaking paint peeling fart.
Does she have a name? An Ad? A phone number? Is she looking for new clients for her new location 8800 Sepulveda?'Celina' says she's back from China and is 'working / helping at her friends place.
NeptuneXvi
07-15-22, 13:18
Hey everyone!
I will be visiting LA at the end of July and was looking to visit a local spot or a local provider. Can anyone either message me or give me recommendations on some great MPs?
I was hoping for a white, black, or Latina provider in there 20's or 30's but I'm any will do! Nuru is definitely a plus / extras are definitely a plus.
Thanks!
MrCookiesNCrem
07-16-22, 18:38
Has anyone been to the new spa that opened up in Gardena on 186th and Western? Can't seem to find any reviews and it looks pretty new.
StoryTeller69
07-18-22, 02:21
Mary. She goes by Jenny at the new place, is at Santa Monica Boulevard, just west of Purdue I think. Two-three doors down from a large sports bar. Sign says "Santa Monica massage " - it is not actually in Santa Monica, but given how fucken hot Mary / Jenny is who cares.
Mary / jenny is like in her 30's.Did Mary have a co worker at Chens? If not, it wasn't my cup of tea. But I get why the bargain deal is attractive.
Has anyone been to the new spa that opened up in Gardena on 186th and Western? Can't seem to find any reviews and it looks pretty new.Better luck asking in the Inglewood. South Bay section.
PriscillaM
07-18-22, 12:29
Did Mary have a co worker at Chens? If not, it wasn't my cup of tea. But I get why the bargain deal is attractive.I went there and although it is really hard to say no to Mary, a nice woman in her 30's and her offer of all holes bare, I went with Joanna. Joanna was perhaps older than Mary, maybe Joanna was in her 40's. Wore a mask and gave me a handie. Next time I was there, it was just Mary / jenny, looking like the lovely 30 year old she is. I decided not to go with Mary and joined the priesthood.
PriscillaM
07-18-22, 14:54
I am becoming too much of a regular at goldfinger.
First, coco let me get action on her Bush and titties after she let loose a fart of epic proportions.
Then, on the way out, I saw Angela, who is kind of boring.
Finally, penny complained the last time that I was too strong.
PandasExpress
07-18-22, 18:04
Anyone seen the ladies in this ad?
https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/north-hollywood/22521659.html
Curious about the milking table and if any of these are legit.I've seen Keeley before. She was ok service-wise. She lets you touch her butt without extra tips but that's about it. She said CBJ was 150 extra. Does not do FS. The massage was dog-shit so it's basically just a glorified HJ for 200 bucks. I messaged the jap / Viet girl, also doesn't do FS. There's 2 Latinas there which I can't remember the names but they charge 400 for everything.
I've seen Keeley before. She was ok service-wise. She lets you touch her butt without extra tips but that's about it. She said CBJ was 150 extra. Does not do FS. The massage was dog-shit so it's basically just a glorified HJ for 200 bucks. I messaged the jap / Viet girl, also doesn't do FS. There's 2 Latinas there which I can't remember the names but they charge 400 for everything.Did you ever meet Miko? I saw her ad and tempted to give try, but haven't had exp on bedpage.
Did Mary have a co worker at Chens? If not, it wasn't my cup of tea. But I get why the bargain deal is attractive.If you hate your life go with Mary. I hit that cia soon I walked out I wanted to kill myself.
Might as well hit someone at Figueroa street LOL.
PandasExpress
07-19-22, 13:33
Did you ever meet Miko? I saw her ad and tempted to give try, but haven't had exp on bedpage.That's the Jap / Viet girl I'm talking about. I've never seen her but we did message. But it was a no-go for me when she said no FS. She will tell you that info about extra service will be discussed in person, depending on the vibe.
RootPotter
07-19-22, 17:09
Did you ever meet Miko? I saw her ad and tempted to give try, but haven't had exp on bedpage.I've seen Miko. I just had the basic FBSM and didn't push for upgrades, but even that was a great experience. She's got a great body, and has a nice mirror setup so you can really load up on visual memories. I've heard nuru with her is very good, and will be trying that soon.
This a nine out of ten review. Just some questions?
Is coco kind of really short and has a kind of burnt skin face?
Does she wear a mask or is she normal.
Do you get to see her unshaved Bush?
Does she take off her top.
I have heard the name numerous times on line ups and I think I know who she is. She is very petite.Burnt skin face, no. She has pale white skin.
No mask.
Pulled her top up to show her sand dollar areolas. Pulled her pants down exposing her cookie with a small Bush. I may have played with her love taco while she was paying attention to the pipe.
She has a large tat along her right side.
I am becoming too much of a regular at goldfinger.
First, coco let me get action on her Bush and titties after she let loose a fart of epic proportions.
Then, on the way out, I saw Angela, who is kind of boring.
Finally, penny complained the last time that I was too strong.I'm glad she didn't let a giant fart loose during our session. Maybe she ate a huge black bean burrito before you got there.
LifeIsPeachy11
07-20-22, 16:48
Was getting sushi last night and Saw a grand opening of a new place on Washington pl near tellefson park, anyone checked it out?
JayMonterey
07-20-22, 19:36
I heard she moved. Anyone got the details on her new spot?I can figure out where from all the clues, but I've had no luck finding a phone number. I've seen Mary before (and don't need to again) but I wouldn't mind sampling the other "talent". I don't care about calls from Mary either since I use a burner phone. Any one can help me find a number?
PriscillaM
07-20-22, 22:26
Burnt skin face, no. She has pale white skin.
No mask.
Pulled her top up to show her sand dollar areolas. Pulled her pants down exposing her cookie with a small Bush. I may have played with her love taco while she was paying attention to the pipe.
She has a large tat along her right side.That is Coco, the one who I thought was Coco was someone else. The fart was not cute in my view. I have not heard a provider fart from her ass ever.
Was getting sushi last night and Saw a grand opening of a new place on Washington pl near tellefson park, anyone checked it out?I don't know officer, we just look for legit massages here!
LifeIsPeachy11
07-20-22, 23:11
I don't know officer, we just look for legit massages here!LOL why'all paranoid. I went and checked it out this afternoon. 40 for HH. Saw a girl named Mia, she answered the door in a miniskirt. Around late 20's / early 30's cute face C cup. . Got a shitty massage from her for a bit and grabbed her booty under the skirt. Asked her how long they had been here and she said just 10 days. She asked me for tip before the flip which was kinda weird but I obliged. Left happy with standard tip. Saw another girl on my way out, short spinner w hair dyed blonde. Might repeat and see what's up.
Funny you ask, and to be honest, at least for me, I'm more concerned about laying on the same sheets some random dude was just laying on a few minutes before. Probably 10 random dudes before me. I'm more concerned about that, than any other bb service. Yup, Makes no sense.Lmaooooo both of the responses are fuckin great! Not helpful but fucking great lolol but I mean I guess if you all have been doing this for a min and haven't caught anything, that's a pretty good record I suppose!
No risk, no reward. Also, you don't get lard unless you boil the pig.I think I can say this might be the best advice I've ever heard.
I've seen Miko. I just had the basic FBSM and didn't push for upgrades, but even that was a great experience. She's got a great body, and has a nice mirror setup so you can really load up on visual memories. I've heard nuru with her is very good, and will be trying that soon.Thanks for info. Looks like I need to give her a try soon.
PlayerN818
07-21-22, 10:02
No risk, no reward. Also, you don't get lard unless you boil the pig.As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".
Christophe1
07-21-22, 11:45
How are you guys not worried about stds when it comes to bb?? I am worried sick when offered a covered BJ. Do you guys just not care or maybe your convinced they don't have any for some reason?? Sorry to sound ignorant but I am seriously so curious about this LOL and please honest answers only.From my experience most of the MP ladies have a stash of antibiotics at home or readily available from their associates since most other countries sell them otc.
As for the escorts? Could be Ruske roulette, so why not score some south of the border (olé olé olé) or order online?
Don't be that guy with gonorrhea ass and the full fledge Monkey Pox, and on a Tinder date remember to always slow down, visually inspect the gardens, and most importantly sniff it like a horny hound dog.
LngTimeMongr
07-21-22, 13:49
As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".If that's the problem. Don't get involved.
As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".
If that's the problem. Don't get involved.The boards do not translate dark humor very well. But in any case going to TJ this weekend to catch up on some new STD's anyone else want in? I have all my up to date ones from Thailand, Singapore and Brazil so I thought I'd try due to boredom. .
Peace.
DGL.
02 Pesos.
Mary. She goes by Jenny at the new place, is at Santa Monica Boulevard, just west of Purdue I think. Two-three doors down from a large sports bar. Sign says "Santa Monica massage " - it is not actually in Santa Monica, but given how fucken hot Mary / Jenny is who cares.
Mary / Jenny is like in her 30's.She is in her 60's and is a three hole cum dumpster. Condoms optional.
Santa Monica Massage.
11353 Santa Monica Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90025.
She is in her 60's and is a three hole cum dumpster. Condoms optional.
Santa Monica Massage.
11353 Santa Monica Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90025.I think that there is a bit of confusion. Mary (Jenny) from Chen's IS the owner of Santa Monica Massage. Yes, she is above the speed limit on PCH in age. However, there is a Jennifer that works there also.
KnotHead61
07-22-22, 20:07
Hey guys, so I'm looking for two things, I'm not picky at all. So hopefully, it'll be easy.
I'm looking for a place that offers ok to good massage, but most importantly, a place that offers a good BJ. I don't care if it's covered, BBBJ, I don't care. I don't mind by who, young, old, any race, I just want a good BJ. No FS, not just a HJ, a good, energetic, maybe sloppy, ball play, BJ. That's all. I'm open to suggestions.
Also, I'm looking for a place that's truly open late. I know 8155 used to be open until 2 am, but not sure if that's still the case.
Thanks I'm advance.
ChrisPoontang
07-22-22, 20:22
I think that there is a bit of confusion. Mary (Jenny) from Chen's IS the owner of Santa Monica Massage. Yes, she is above the speed limit on PCH in age. However, there is a Jennifer that works there also.Is Jennifer a 3 holer?
Most importantly has Jennifer menstruated at some point in her life. Even if it was decades ago?
I don't think Mary (Jenny) has ever menstruated but some guys are okay with that but I don't judge.
Is Jennifer a 3 holer?
Most importantly has Jennifer menstruated at some point in her life. Even if it was decades ago?
I don't think Mary (Jenny) has ever menstruated but some guys are okay with that but I don't judge.Not sure. Perhaps a request with her GYNO to pull up her records.
Coming into town and want some recommendations near the airport. Feel free to pm me your suggestion. Thanks.
Coming into town and want some recommendations near the airport. Feel free to pm me your suggestion. Thanks.Massage Eden.
TriteAdventure
07-24-22, 16:34
I hit Abby's kitty 2 times and got totally satisfied. So thinking to try a new hole and leave a happy before leaving CA. Other provider (s) recommendable here?
WetWillie7
07-24-22, 18:30
Was getting sushi last night and Saw a grand opening of a new place on Washington pl near tellefson park, anyone checked it out?Yeah, it's got average / below average providers, but there's more on the menu than HJ, so that's good. Had a chunky Filipina type, but there was a decent looking (Chinese?) woman there as well they were trying to push on me as a second set of hands. Not too busy because of the proximity to a local bar.
Mr Plumber
07-24-22, 18:43
Coming into town and want some recommendations near the airport. Feel free to pm me your suggestion. Thanks.The only place that immediately comes to mind is Super Spa. I've always enjoyed at least a HJ, usually from an asian / Korean MILF or GILF. Only offered a BJ once but covered and WAAAAY to pricey for the talent doing the offering. The HJs used to be 40 but now 60 or more. Try to nail that down after you say 'hello' in the room. And never tip before the service. Never.
HKPunter99
07-25-22, 09:56
I'll be in LA for a couple of nights and can stay in either Century City or Torrance (strange, I know).
If you had a choice between the two places, which would you choose for good Asian Spa choices close by?
Looking for Asian spa, don't need FS but that is a bonus.
Don't need 20 year old, but don't want 50 year olds. Decent massage, great (happy) ending.
PriscillaM
07-25-22, 14:14
I'll be in LA for a couple of nights and can stay in either Century City or Torrance (strange, I know).
If you had a choice between the two places, which would you choose for good Asian Spa choices close by?
Looking for Asian spa, don't need FS but that is a bonus.
Don't need 20 year old, but don't want 50 year olds. Decent massage, great (happy) ending.I have been to Torrance twice. I could not leave fast enough. The place is a b level shithole. That being said, it is apparently near Lomita and other nonsense places, and that is where eco is I guess. There you can get fucked for less than 150 out the door I am guessing.
Century city is a white preserve. There is not shit in the street, there are not dollar stores, and the restaurants have bathrooms you can actually use. The pussy is 3 x expensive. The MPs on the westside are not full service, well, except for chen's and the Latina joints with the whales.
So, if it is all about your dick, stay in Torrance and the wonderful night life. If you want to actually stay somewhere that is not a dump, stay in century city.
I hit Abby's kitty 2 times and got totally satisfied. So thinking to try a new hole and leave a happy before leaving CA. Other provider (s) recommendable here?That's funny. She told me she was going back to NY soon, so I was wondering who her replacement would be. Have you seen anyone else at that spot, or is it just her?
EscortLover21
07-26-22, 19:37
Was getting sushi last night and Saw a grand opening of a new place on Washington pl near tellefson park, anyone checked it out?Went there Sunday it was good had a Chinese girl name Mia great tits prob early 30's it was fine.
Keep seeing her posts. Anyone ever try her out??
https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/5c20e810-d4a1-4fa4-8e85-863b49c8cfd6
MeetYouSoon170
07-27-22, 05:44
Anyone recommend some Korean spots?
Keep seeing her posts. Anyone ever try her out??
https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/5c20e810-d4a1-4fa4-8e85-863b49c8cfd6 TOFTT. Just don't expect to get the IG model in the ad. Her name is Chanelle Punton. Look her up.
Went there Sunday it was good had a Chinese girl name Mia great tits prob early 30's it was fine.What was the damage? Is FS an option?
SkinDogToo
07-27-22, 21:29
Hey guys,
Visiting for a few days next week. Wondering if there are any local MPs or do I need to head up to LA?
Thanks for info and feel free to PM.
SD.
Sexaholic777
07-29-22, 22:47
Has anyone met a girl named BiBi in la / San Gabriel valley AMP? Hot little Asian in her 30's. Does amazing things. Would appreciate if anyone knows how where she at now. She was in Vegas last week or month or so. Got her digits. But she changed her number LOL. Any deets or PM me. I have 2 hidden gems in inland empire. For exchange. Thanks!
MongerMitch
07-30-22, 19:49
I just got back from a great visit to a little place just outside of Glendale on Eagle Rock. Out the door FS 160. Coco looked like she was in her mid-30's but she had the body of a mid-20's model. Tight, perky, open to anything safe. Multiple positions, super tight, just amazing. Went long by about fifteen minutes but it wasn't a problem. Definitely left feeling relaxed and centered.
I just got back from a great visit to a little place just outside of Glendale on Eagle Rock. Out the door FS 160. Coco looked like she was in her mid-30's but she had the body of a mid-20's model. Tight, perky, open to anything safe. Multiple positions, super tight, just amazing. Went long by about fifteen minutes but it wasn't a problem. Definitely left feeling relaxed and centered.Cool cool MM, can you give us any more details on location etc. Or PM. ? thanks.
Saw a hot Latina named Cherry at won in Lennox that looks young but could tell she's a bit older maybe late 30's. She has these beautiful huge fake tits with pink nipples and a amazing ass. No massage it's straight to business with her, her tip was $. 2 , house fee is 50.
MatthDevari
07-31-22, 23:30
I just got back from a great visit to a little place just outside of Glendale on Eagle Rock. Out the door FS 160. Coco looked like she was in her mid-30's but she had the body of a mid-20's model. Tight, perky, open to anything safe. Multiple positions, super tight, just amazing. Went long by about fifteen minutes but it wasn't a problem. Definitely left feeling relaxed and centered.Could you please give more details?
MongerMitch
07-31-22, 23:59
Cool cool MM, can you give us any more details on location etc. Or PM. ? thanks.I gave plenty of clues in my post, use some google magic.
Saw a hot Latina named Cherry at won in Lennox that looks young but could tell she's a bit older maybe late 30's. She has these beautiful huge fake tits with pink nipples and a amazing ass. No massage it's straight to business with her, her tip was $. 2 , house fee is 50.Her tip was $200? BB or CFS? Better be BBFS for that kind of money.
Saw a hot Latina named Cherry at won in Lennox that looks young but could tell she's a bit older maybe late 30's. She has these beautiful huge fake tits with pink nipples and a amazing ass. No massage it's straight to business with her, her tip was $. 2 , house fee is 50.Saw alexa there but wouldn't repeat. Fairly hot about same age. But all business and mechanical and wouldn't let me touch her hair or face. Haven't seen Cherry good to know, would you repeat? We shoulda put this in the South Bay thread.
KnotHead61
08-01-22, 18:14
Saw alexa there but wouldn't repeat. Fairly hot about same age. But all business and mechanical and wouldn't let me touch her hair or face. Haven't seen Cherry good to know, would you repeat? We shoulda put this in the South Bay thread.I would stay away from Victoria. Not good looking at all, I felt bad saying no, so I took it. Super mechanical service, wouldn't allow me to touch her at all, and went I put the donation at the end of the deed, while I was getting dressed, she pretty much pushed me out of the way to grab it. Oh well, onto the next.
Hentai Man
08-01-22, 19:34
I gave plenty of clues in my post, use some google magic.He's probably talking about this:
Pro Acupressure Massage in Eagle Rock, California.
I appreciate all the info and reports brothers. I'm just getting tired of all this secret password / handshake stuff. You're not going to stop the law from investigating if that's what you're worried about. The more free flow of easy intell will encourage more lurkers to actually try out these places and hopefully share more reports. End of rant. Thank you for your time and consideration.
From your lips to gods ears.
If There is one thing tbat is like nails on a chalkboard, it's people on these boards playing coy.
Like people doing a report and saying "let's just say we had fun. " Idiots. This is an anonymous forum and a medium of information exchange. No I do not want to use my imagination. How about you just say what you did, where you did it, with whom, and what it cost? I'll be the one to decide if my mind is defiled by the sordid details.
He's probably talking about this:
Pro Acupressure Massage in Eagle Rock, California.
I appreciate all the info and reports brothers. I'm just getting tired of all this secret password / handshake stuff. You're not going to stop the law from investigating if that's what you're worried about. The more free flow of easy intell will encourage more lurkers to actually try out these places and hopefully share more reports. End of rant. Thank you for your time and consideration.
From your lips to gods ears.
If There is one thing tbat is like nails on a chalkboard, it's people on these boards playing coy.
Like people doing a report and saying "let's just say we had fun. " Idiots. This is an anonymous forum and a medium of information exchange. No I do not want to use my imagination. How about you just say what you did, where you did it, with whom, and what it cost? I'll be the one to decide if my mind is defiled by the sordid details.And yes I know sometimes some details have to be left out for some valid reason or another.
But mostly, most of the time, they don't and people are just being stupid.
Hey what's up buds.
New here wondering if anyone knows of any good spots in the 626 area?
PriscillaM
08-02-22, 15:46
I do not quite understand how the most mediocre of handjob joints, aka goldfinger, got place in little Tehran at the 1900 block of Westwood, but the place is a good resource. Here are my notes:
Angela. Does not take off any clothes. Is literally under 30. Is hotter than any of the hot young Asian girls on sawtelle (fuck, the women at the nail joint on main and hill in Santa Monica are hotter than the drek on sawtelle). Is pleasant. But the best parts are her rear end ass play and ball fondling when I am face down. She knows I dig it, and she doesn't do anything stupid like shove a finger up my ass. Then on the flip, she knows to sit across from me criss cross apple sauce and jerk me two handed for as long as I fucken please. When I shoot the rope (thank you zinc, niacin, green tea and keto shakes) she asks if I am ok. I guess the rest of you just kind of shoot blanks and shit.
Penny. Slim and pretty hot. Gets nude and let me check for teriyaki sauce. Has a wispy Bush. Only problem is she is very one dimensional. She just bends over from the side to jerk me off. But fun to look at.
Coco. Also hot. Takes her clothes off and has a decent Bush. I am kind of over her because the one time I was with her and she pulled her pants off she let loose a fart and I finally realized that something can smell worse than the shit the girls eat at goldfinger that stinks up the joint.
Katie. I forget why, but decent.
Bella. Horrible. Watches the clock, upsells, wears a mask.
Yukie. Even worse.
Emily. Either has covid or a coughing kind of tick. Terrible dickwork. Big fat tits tho.
Vanessa. Would not fuck her with your dick in my dreams.
Selena. Pretty sure a fat pig.
Yoyo. Unknown.
PriscillaM
08-02-22, 19:01
Hey what's up buds.
New here wondering if anyone knows of any good spots in the 626 area?Azusa and Vernon do not exist. They are made up places like Cerritos, La Mirada and Chino hills.
You are doing the lords work here.
I do not quite understand how the most mediocre of handjob joints, aka goldfinger, got place in little Tehran at the 1900 block of Westwood, but the place is a good resource. Here are my notes:
Angela. Does not take off any clothes. Is literally under 30. Is hotter than any of the hot young Asian girls on sawtelle (fuck, the women at the nail joint on main and hill in Santa Monica are hotter than the drek on sawtelle). Is pleasant. But the best parts are her rear end ass play and ball fondling when I am face down. She knows I dig it, and she doesn't do anything stupid like shove a finger up my ass. Then on the flip, she knows to sit across from me criss cross apple sauce and jerk me two handed for as long as I fucken please. When I shoot the rope (thank you zinc, niacin, green tea and keto shakes) she asks if I am ok. I guess the rest of you just kind of shoot blanks and shit.
Penny. Slim and pretty hot. Gets nude and let me check for teriyaki sauce. Has a wispy Bush. Only problem is she is very one dimensional. She just bends over from the side to jerk me off. But fun to look at.
Coco. Also hot. Takes her clothes off and has a decent Bush. I am kind of over her because the one time I was with her and she pulled her pants off she let loose a fart and I finally realized that something can smell worse than the shit the girls eat at goldfinger that stinks up the joint.
Katie. I forget why, but decent.
Bella. Horrible. Watches the clock, upsells, wears a mask.
Yukie. Even worse.
Emily. Either has covid or a coughing kind of tick. Terrible dickwork. Big fat tits tho.
Vanessa. Would not fuck her with your dick in my dreams.
Selena. Pretty sure a fat pig.
Yoyo. Unknown.
PriscillaM
08-02-22, 20:41
Here are my notes from temple of bliss, la staff:
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love-2/
Owns the joint. Apparently has a long term immune deficiency. Is nuts and take 50% of the action. Has a bad vibe on the level of Charles Manson in a recording studio.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/
Executive vice president of global initiatives. Has been here for 10 years. Getting a handjob from her is kind of like going to olive garden with your sister. You would go again just for the breadsticks. In her defense she does show you her fucken cooter. Most girls here will not show their growler.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/
Preternatural real tits. So sexy I would cut off both my hands if she promised to use them to finger herself. Is on some other level when it comes to reality. Totally dissociative during the handjob. Is looking to take over as the queen's consigliere. But great tits.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/mira/
I have no idea who this is. She needs to start an eating disorder to lose weight.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/shantara-2/
Does not appeal to me. Looks like someone needs to scrub her she looks dirty. Also, not even a clinically acceptable thigh gap.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/
Like 40 or something. Really good fake tits and will let you fuck them. But she is going to die soon. She does not belong at the temple, she belongs at sunrise assisted living.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aura-sophia/
Sweaty fat middle eastern girl who must have a blood alcohol resting. 2 useless.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/scarlett-grace/
Have not seen her. Has some kind of Portuguese accent. Fuck that. Has hairy legs. Fuck that too.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bhumi-devi/
Horrifying. Stay away. Details available via PM.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/marie-stella/
Trying to figure out who this was. Is over 30 so probably not worth it.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/
The ugliest girl at the temple that if have seen. Has like a stink to her. Gross.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-suri/
Sexy. Rushes the program. Hates her job. Good service if you have a port of Los Angeles size backorder.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/angelica/
Saw her in person when I was getting services from someone else. Is as big as the entire staff of the view. Has horrible tattoos. Has guys rating her on maps of rub. Avoid.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/
Extremely upsetting. Has marfan's syndrome so that is incredibly sexy. Is lit and high AF but in a benzo way and is not into it. But a looker for sure.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-la-rosa/
Never seen her. Too fat. The nose ring makes her look like a bull.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishwari-swan/
Have seen some reports of her porn activities and I scromited.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/crystal-leilani/
Is apparently a porn star. I saw a video of her talking about the industry. As amusing as watching the FBI director discuss laptops.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/radha-rose/
Chonky girl who should be cleaning houses.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/juliette/
I have not been able to see her. She is a jedi. She is a total sex pot, a degen type. Nice fat ass on a thin frame. I will report back.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isis-sara/
Looks crazy. Looks like the guy from soft white underbelly was like, no, you are too fucked up. I will not see her. No interest.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/vivienne/
Way way delusional about her sexiness. I will see her again because she gets pants less and has no problem edging me. If she does tattoo removal she is a jedi.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/kali-maya/
This is a handjob joint not a mother's group.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rebekah-dakini/
May be non binary. Boring handjob. Like both of us almost fell asleep.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ali-jewel/
Good body even with the light pooch. But kind of like a bullet train. Far away and getting farther. Not a good experience.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ajaya-flor/
We have a team working on this. Will report back.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nikea-nikole/
More false advertising than a lead generation service. I thought she would be some burnt out white hippie who had her soul crushed when burning man was cancelled. In reality she is this dark shrimpy sort of girl. Does have a great body and great collar bone but needs some attitude adjustment abdn ball handling lessons.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/annaliese/
Has a juicy ass like a watermelon at Gelsons. I will try her again. She tried to upcharge me for grabbing that fucken ass.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/akasha/
Not impressive at all. Looks like a girl who works at an Avis car rental counter in Nashville.
I will do the rest later.
SkankHunt 42
08-03-22, 01:34
Wow. Looks like a lot of work. Thanks.
Here are my notes from temple of bliss, la staff:
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love-2/
Owns the joint. Apparently has a long term immune deficiency. Is nuts and take 50% of the action. Has a bad vibe on the level of Charles Manson in a recording studio.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/
Executive vice president of global initiatives. Has been here for 10 years. Getting a handjob from her is kind of like going to olive garden with your sister. You would go again just for the breadsticks. In her defense she does show you her fucken cooter. Most girls here will not show their growler.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/
Preternatural real tits. So sexy I would cut off both my hands if she promised to use them to finger herself. Is on some other level when it comes to reality. Totally dissociative during the handjob. Is looking to take over as the queen's consigliere. But great tits.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/mira/
I have no idea who this is. She needs to start an eating disorder to lose weight.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/shantara-2/
Sniper1075
08-04-22, 02:12
Hello Mongers,
It is a pleasure to be part of your community.
Do you have any suggestions for asian massage parlors that offer BBFS / CIP on the westside, in the SF valley or in South Bay?
Thank you very much.
NotHobbyPro
08-04-22, 03:08
Why can't MPs in LA close late like in San Diego? SD's standard closing time is 10:30 pm and a lot still open til 11:30 pm. Why?
NotHobbyPro
08-04-22, 03:21
He's probably talking about this:
Pro Acupressure Massage in Eagle Rock, California.
I appreciate all the info and reports brothers. I'm just getting tired of all this secret password / handshake stuff. You're not going to stop the law from investigating if that's what you're worried about. The more free flow of easy intell will encourage more lurkers to actually try out these places and hopefully share more reports. End of rant. Thank you for your time and consideration.If this is the place, it's not worth it. Don't waste your time and money.
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CcWilcox77
08-04-22, 20:44
Moved to the valley not long ago and decide to explore the massage scene along the 101.
Started in Encino at Asiangel. Walked in and an older lady named Wendy wearing a mask greeted me. Can't say much about her looks but she was friendly. I need it a legit massage because my back was sore but I also wanted to see if anything else was as available. I got a very good massage with lots of pressure. When she massaged my legs she moved up to my ass and tickled my balls a little. On the flip she let it be known that Junior could also get a massage and she lubed me up and the stroking began. As I was working up to let my seeds fly I grabbed her ass and a handful of pussy. After a clean up and some water I was done. Gave her a tip and said thank you. Not a bad start.
PlayerN818
08-05-22, 09:33
Moved to the valley not long ago and decide to explore the massage scene along the 101.
Started in Encino at Asiangel. Walked in and an older lady named Wendy wearing a mask greeted me. Can't say much about her looks but she was friendly. I need it a legit massage because my back was sore but I also wanted to see if anything else was as available. I got a very good massage with lots of pressure. When she massaged my legs she moved up to my ass and tickled my balls a little. On the flip she let it be known that Junior could also get a massage and she lubed me up and the stroking began. As I was working up to let my seeds fly I grabbed her ass and a handful of pussy. After a clean up and some water I was done. Gave her a tip and said thank you. Not a bad start.I think you'll discover the valley has lots to offer with a variety of providers. BTW: there is a seperate San Fernando Valley thread you might want to post in as well.
MongerMitch
08-05-22, 10:17
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ChrisLouboutin
08-05-22, 13:03
Fabulous work regarding Goldfinger.
Is Amy still there? Did not see a review on your otherwise very thorough cannon. She is quite hot. Also I read about all the Vanessa hate. I know hearing her in the hall shouting in Chinese directing traffic is annoying but I find her very sexy, especially when she wears that silky flesh colored slip dress with heels and her nipples poking out. She does have killer body!! I know I'm not the only one thinking this. I hear other dudes asking for her.
Thanks again for your fine work and sharing.
I do not quite understand how the most mediocre of handjob joints, aka goldfinger, got place in little Tehran at the 1900 block of Westwood, but the place is a good resource. Here are my notes:
Angela. Does not take off any clothes. Is literally under 30. Is hotter than any of the hot young Asian girls on sawtelle (fuck, the women at the nail joint on main and hill in Santa Monica are hotter than the drek on sawtelle). Is pleasant. But the best parts are her rear end ass play and ball fondling when I am face down. She knows I dig it, and she doesn't do anything stupid like shove a finger up my ass. Then on the flip, she knows to sit across from me criss cross apple sauce and jerk me two handed for as long as I fucken please. When I shoot the rope (thank you zinc, niacin, green tea and keto shakes) she asks if I am ok. I guess the rest of you just kind of shoot blanks and shit.
Penny. Slim and pretty hot. Gets nude and let me check for teriyaki sauce. Has a wispy Bush. Only problem is she is very one dimensional. She just bends over from the side to jerk me off. But fun to look at..
PriscillaM
08-05-22, 18:52
Fabulous work regarding Goldfinger.
Is Amy still there? Did not see a review on your otherwise very thorough cannon. She is quite hot. Also I read about all the Vanessa hate. I know hearing her in the hall shouting in Chinese directing traffic is annoying but I find her very sexy, especially when she wears that silky flesh colored slip dress with heels and her nipples poking out. She does have killer body!! I know I'm not the only one thinking this. I hear other dudes asking for her.
Thanks again for your fine work and sharing.I have a few problems with Amy. Yes, I think she is cute, but she wears a mask. Now, Mary / Jenny at Chens bareback anal guys wearing a mask, so I guess that is ok given that Amy is only jerking guys off. I do not think her dick work is anything to write on my twitter feed about. But yes, she is clinically acceptable.
But all of this is insignificant next to her failure to tickle my ass, balls. And scrotal raphe when I am face down. I can get a hand job almost anywhere, but to find a girl who will diddle with my asshole when I am face down while Vanessa yells about the farce that the mariners did Absolutely nothing to get offensive talent after the Castillo trade, on the completely bullshit basis that with Haniger returning from his ankle injury (obviously I totally disagree with that pussy GM for the mariners) the team was in good shape.
So, Amy is a no go.
Here are my notes from temple of bliss, la staff:
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love-2/
Owns the joint. Apparently has a long term immune deficiency. Is nuts and take 50% of the action. Has a bad vibe on the level of Charles Manson in a recording studio.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/
Executive vice president of global initiatives. Has been here for 10 years. Getting a handjob from her is kind of like going to olive garden with your sister. You would go again just for the breadsticks. In her defense she does show you her fucken cooter. Most girls here will not show their growler.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/
Preternatural real tits. So sexy I would cut off both my hands if she promised to use them to finger herself. Is on some other level when it comes to reality. Totally dissociative during the handjob. Is looking to take over as the queen's consigliere. But great tits.Have you tried any of the newer girls? Any reports of proving more than a HJ or any touching?
NiceGuy135
08-08-22, 23:20
First time posting in this thread. Great intel from everyone here, hope to contribute as I have received.
Any providers in Torrance that actually give a good massage AND has good body / face? All the hot providers I've seen give really weak massages, and I don't blame them as they don't need to.
NiceGuy135
08-09-22, 01:10
First time posting in this thread. Great intel from everyone here, hope to contribute as I have received.
Any providers in Torrance that actually give a good massage and has good body / face? All the hot providers I've seen give really weak massages, and I don't blame them as they don't need to.
Here are my notes from temple of bliss, la staff:
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love-2/
Owns the joint. Apparently has a long term immune deficiency. Is nuts and take 50% of the action. Has a bad vibe on the level of Charles Manson in a recording studio.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/
Executive vice president of global initiatives. Has been here for 10 years. Getting a handjob from her is kind of like going to olive garden with your sister. You would go again just for the breadsticks. In her defense she does show you her fucken cooter. Most girls here will not show their growler.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/
Preternatural real tits. So sexy I would cut off both my hands if she promised to use them to finger herself. Is on some other level when it comes to reality. Totally dissociative during the handjob. Is looking to take over as the queen's consigliere. But great tits.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/mira/
I have no idea who this is. She needs to start an eating disorder to lose weight.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/shantara-2/
Does not appeal to me. Looks like someone needs to scrub her she looks dirty. Also, not even a clinically acceptable thigh gap.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/
Like 40 or something. Really good fake tits and will let you fuck them. But she is going to die soon. She does not belong at the temple, she belongs at sunrise assisted living.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aura-sophia/
Sweaty fat middle eastern girl who must have a blood alcohol resting. 2 useless.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/scarlett-grace/
Have not seen her. Has some kind of Portuguese accent. Fuck that. Has hairy legs. Fuck that too.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bhumi-devi/
Horrifying. Stay away. Details available via PM.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/marie-stella/
Trying to figure out who this was. Is over 30 so probably not worth it.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/
The ugliest girl at the temple that if have seen. Has like a stink to her. Gross.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-suri/
Sexy. Rushes the program. Hates her job. Good service if you have a port of Los Angeles size backorder.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/angelica/
Saw her in person when I was getting services from someone else. Is as big as the entire staff of the view. Has horrible tattoos. Has guys rating her on maps of rub. Avoid.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/
Extremely upsetting. Has marfan's syndrome so that is incredibly sexy. Is lit and high AF but in a benzo way and is not into it. But a looker for sure.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-la-rosa/
Never seen her. Too fat. The nose ring makes her look like a bull.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishwari-swan/
Have seen some reports of her porn activities and I scromited.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/crystal-leilani/
Is apparently a porn star. I saw a video of her talking about the industry. As amusing as watching the FBI director discuss laptops.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/radha-rose/
Chonky girl who should be cleaning houses.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/juliette/
I have not been able to see her. She is a jedi. She is a total sex pot, a degen type. Nice fat ass on a thin frame. I will report back.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isis-sara/
Looks crazy. Looks like the guy from soft white underbelly was like, no, you are too fucked up. I will not see her. No interest.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/vivienne/
Way way delusional about her sexiness. I will see her again because she gets pants less and has no problem edging me. If she does tattoo removal she is a jedi.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/kali-maya/
This is a handjob joint not a mother's group.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rebekah-dakini/
May be non binary. Boring handjob. Like both of us almost fell asleep.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ali-jewel/
Good body even with the light pooch. But kind of like a bullet train. Far away and getting farther. Not a good experience.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ajaya-flor/
We have a team working on this. Will report back.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nikea-nikole/
More false advertising than a lead generation service. I thought she would be some burnt out white hippie who had her soul crushed when burning man was cancelled. In reality she is this dark shrimpy sort of girl. Does have a great body and great collar bone but needs some attitude adjustment abdn ball handling lessons.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/annaliese/
Has a juicy ass like a watermelon at Gelsons. I will try her again. She tried to upcharge me for grabbing that fucken ass.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/akasha/
Not impressive at all. Looks like a girl who works at an Avis car rental counter in Nashville.
I will do the rest later.Their website is ridiculous and I have so many questions.
Is there really a market for 300 dollar handjobs? Is it only because the girls are white they can charge such high rates? Do they think by couching their sex service in Hindo BS they can avoid arrest or scrutiny like they have a proper career? I don't get the allure of this type of sex service. Guess I am not new age enough.
Went to Havana for the first time and saw Elle (I think? Blonde, nice face, and moderately fit. Great personality, outgoing, and gave a surprisingly good legit massage. On flip, good technique, did a little dirty talk with a lot of body on body contact. Probably the best nuru massage overall I've had in my limited experience.
Their website is ridiculous and I have so many questions.
Is there really a market for 300 dollar handjobs? Is it only because the girls are white they can charge such high rates? Do they think by couching their sex service in Hindo BS they can avoid arrest or scrutiny like they have a proper career? I don't get the allure of this type of sex service. Guess I am not new age enough.I'm with you on that. I always compare what I spend to what I can do otherwise with the money.
180 dollars will get me a high end massage at Burke Williams. Or a low end massage with a happy ending. Ill do the latter most of the time.
But 300 dollars? That's a happy ending massage, followed by a steak dinner at mastros and an Uber deluxe back home. I'll take that over a 300 dollar happy ending.
PlutoKiller
08-10-22, 19:26
I was in the neighbourhood and decided to pay this Thai massage joint a visit. Haven't been there since before the pandemic. Walked in, paid for an hour and my tech turned out the be Julie. She has a decent body but must be end 50's / early 60's. Well, cannot really walk out anymore, so went along with the massage which was nothing to right home about. She is very talkative and pleasant, but I am not into GILF's at all. Flip comes and more out of curiosity I am inquiring about her services. She claims to be very popular and that she charges 100 for a HJ touching over clothes only. Skin access is 150 and up. I politely declined, tipped her 20 and left.
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