Sounds like she used to be a guy
Sex changes have come a long way man, maybe you should watch the crying game. They normally use skin grafts and shit to fix that shit. Hey if it feels good and your having a good time who are we to judge.
[QUOTE=Luganut; 1083463]Was introduced to a girl over a year ago and have been keeping her "in the back pocket". (Will continue to do so, too. Don't bother PMing me for this one's number) But a recent post of a monger looking for a girl who could put her feet behind her head, and the recent Frankenstinian post from one of the most prolific reporters on this board has motivated me to give you guys a little info on my heretofore totally secret ho.
I have been "dating" Priscilla regularly. As far as I am concerned she is as close to perfect as I will ever find. She is HOT, which is part of why I am keeping her secret. She is five feet, four inches with natural blonde hair almost to her ass, light blue / green eyes, and a slender body. Her tits are perky with no sag, and probably see cups. Nipples like fat erasers and she moans when they are licked.
She has her own clean apartment in a decent neighborhood in Dogtown. I get multiple pops for 100 and she has never once told me I am out of time. It has always been that I was out of juice and could not go on any longer.
Flexible? She is a former gymnast. Hell, she could *fall asleep* with her feet behind her head!
She loves to f*ck and talks dirty when I want her too. (CookyJar and Supereloquent style)
The longer I f*ck her the better she likes it! We get all sweaty, take a shower, and go again.
There is just one issue that it seems like some of you guys could not deal with. She had an accident when she was 18 and it damaged her vagina. (But her clitoris was intact and functional so she still enjoys sex)
So she had the doctors put in a special *medical grade* artificial vagina. It is like the ones you see advertised on the internet but better. Medical grade hypoallergenic, and she can do stuff with it that is awesome. :
Obviously, she can vary the speed of the vibrations. She can make it contract and change the strength and speed of the contractions. It has a fluid reservoir for lubricant that she controls. And when she comes she can have it squirt.
It is the best pussy I have ever been in. By far. I don't care if it is artificial!
I never mentioned her before because some of you would be offended because my tastes are different than yours. You would be grossed out by Prosthetic Pussy Priscilla. [/QUOTE]
Conoco Station on S Grand
About 10pm tonight I was out running errands near Arsenal and Grand. Thought I would take the opportunity to cruise south on Grand and see who was out. Didn't see anyone all the way down to Bates. At first I thought it was because of the cold wave, then I decided it was probably because the girls knew that all the mongers would be home watching our hero Charlie on 2 & 1/2 Men. What a guy. I also noticed that the only busy gas station was the Conoco on S Grand, now I know from reading these forums that it's not the gas prices but rather it's from all the guys driving around looking for a SW and stopping there for a treat. LOL.
Happy Hunting