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06-14-24 09:23 #25434
Posts: 4931How many fucking times do I have to say it
This post will lead this thread for a year.
Now I'm adding Mesa ridge court to the list. Fuck these idiots can't figure this out.
I'm now adding Erma to this list. The new users posting about it are all connected and most of the Seniors posting about them are writing Penthouse Forum letters. You guys who want the forum to have integrity know the drill. You report the post I ban the user.
Nobody can post about Spa 7 or 108 on this website. I had to take this drastic action because they were creating hundreds of fake accounts in order to post Penthouse Letter style fake reviews. It wasn't caprecious, it was after trying for a fucking year to get them to stop and they just fucking refused. Fucking Mimi had sooooo many Senior members balls in her pockets and had them posting such bullshit reports (probably in exchange for sessions) that this thread had gotten unusable.
DO NOT, in ANY fucking way, mention 108 or Spa 7, I'm not even going to bother with moderation anymore, I'm just going to fucking ban you. And any of you guys who think you can be cute and make up some fake names so you can still post about them guaran-fucking-teed I will fucking ban you for that. First time, you do it, you are fucking gone.
Is this simple enough for all of you to understand? I'm going to make this post lead this thread for a year so there is no "I didn't fucking know" bullshit.
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Today 10:53 #25433
Posts: 249Hans Spa Anna
Anna just arrived 2 days ago and is a cute girl with a killer rack. Very open minded as is the other girl Lina who has even a better rack all natural.
Paid 70 for 1 hour and got a firm massage for 30 minutes before flipping. Flipped and I set up and started kissing her neck softly. Got some lfk and started to take off her black lacy dress. She wanted 300 for no hat FS and I countered with 200. She gave a pouty look and said ok. Her tits are MM but are soft and done well. Large C or small D, she is about 5'4 and 120 lbs. Late twenties, she starts with a very good BBBJ her mouth was very warm and she has skills with a little DT. Squeezing the boys while she was bobbing and I was getting close. I asked for K9 and she climbed on the table and I slid in bare. Took it slow until before long I was all the way in as deep as I could go. Snug around my cock as I kept pumping slowly and it was not long before I let the swimmers go deep inside. She had a paper towel already on the table and held it underneath while I slid out.
She went to shower and came back with a warm towel for me. I had almost tbe same experience with Lina a fee days earlier but she wanted no CIP. Lina has a pretty face and is a sweetheart as well.
Great service from both especially since they are open minded.
As always YMMV
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Today 01:51 #25432
Posts: 30Stopped by Smile Spa yesterday (Tues). Got YuYu (unless she was saying lulu?) Thin figure, nice man mades and (imo) cute face. Told me it was her last day though.
Paid. 60 for 1 hr. Got a decent massage, I actually like to get them instead of going right to the extras. Worked her hands deep which I liked. On the flip settled the tip for the extras.
BBBJ, bls, 69, cfs- asg, rcg. Took direction well. Asked her to slow down as the BBBJ was getting me close and she complied. No rush experience for me but there also wasn't much traffic, I only heard one other person come in during my time which probably helped.
Overall great experience. Been here once before but it was a few years back. Nice to still see a place that hasn't increased the old. 60 hr house fee price yet.
Hf. 60, tip 1. 60.
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Today 00:59 #25431
Posts: 187Bbbjtc
Hello gents, I'm visiting your fair city this week (staying in La Jolla). What are the best spots in SD for BBBJTC? Ideally with a great massage available as well. TIA.
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05-14-24 18:21 #25430
Posts: 48DM link please
Originally Posted by DrPornDawger [View Original Post]
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05-14-24 14:08 #25429
Posts: 997Cherry reaching out to me
Went up to meet with Cherry, Or Cheri, can't understand the Chinese, until she confirmed on WeChat.
About 5'6, Round face, long black hair, teeth are kind of sunken in (as if no teeth), D (E) cups, nice firm body. Trimmed Bush. Lovely lower lips.
LFK to DFK, Kisses me nipples and gives a hell of BBBJ. 69 was great, clean and fresh and reacts to my tongue fucking. At this for 15 min. Cover on mounted me ACG, RACG. Went into Mish so I can see her tits and suck them while I'm pounding her hard. Went at it for a good while, she loves to kiss, ripped the cover off, and blew me to completion. Damn well over and hour.
Rate: $. 80.
Should have posted on Escort page sorry
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05-13-24 23:52 #25428
Posts: 597Not sure of your precise situation, but I have a pre-packaged excuse ready if I ever meet someone I know while in the company of a young.
"friend". "Oh this is Wei Wei, an exchange student from China I'm hosting. " Or "This is Su Yi, an intern from work. " Personally I'd say just go for it. I've actually been kind of stunned by how trusting particularly Chinese providers are. They've shared home addresses with me, and jumped in my car to go on a dinner date. If you've got that rapport going, don't lose it.
Originally Posted by Doretti [View Original Post]
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05-13-24 23:43 #25427
Posts: 597Hey Doc. Personally I always consider that privileged information. I never share phone numbers, emails or personal addresses with anyone unless they are readily available on websites. Discretion is the key element in building and maintaining rapport. But particularly with Chinese providers I've found a willingness to share contact details even after just the first meeting.
Originally Posted by DrPornDawger [View Original Post]
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05-13-24 16:33 #25426
Posts: 997I second that
I have done that myself, but the question, do you share that info with others if they are looking for information on that provider?
I only do it when I get the go ahead from her.
Originally Posted by Doretti [View Original Post]
An 80 year old man is crying in a park bench...
A young man passing by decides to help:
"What's wrong?" said the young man.
"Well... it's just that I... I'm in love with a 22 year old." said the old man.
"I see, and she doesn't correspond?" said the young man.
"Actually we are married. The problem is that, everyday after I wake up in the morning, we have wild sex. Then she leaves for work" the old man said.
"That's not bad" the young man said.
"Well, when I she gets home, she makes my meal and gives me a blow job. After we eat, we have more wild sex." the old man said.
"If you are having sex all day, then why so glum?" the young man said.
"The problem is I forgot where I live!"
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05-13-24 16:06 #25425
Posts: 41Contacts / WeChat
"Guys! Get their cell or WeChat if they will let you have it. I've done this numerous times and never been refused. I now have probably half a dozen ex-SD providers who keep me updated of their movements. Call me crazy, but tomorrow I'm driving to LA to bone one of my ATFs. I got tired of waiting for her to return to SD. Long story short, what have you got to lose by asking them for contact info? It makes the hobby even more fun. ".
Here's a plus 1 for Mr. Torren! Girl I'd seen twice and felt a connection with had gone back to L. A. For the last 3 or 4 months but she let me know via WeChat that she would be covering for another girl here in San Diego for four days. I got to see her twice before she went back and the connection is even stronger so it's definitely worth getting those digits! It did leave me with a problem however. As we parted company on her last day, she said to me "Next time I come to San Diego, I stay at your house okay?" Of course my little head is telling me Oh Hell Yes! But my thinking head is telling her -.
Well, we will see! I do live by myself but I'm well known in the neighborhood having lived here for 50+ years and she is about 1/3 my age. Do I play it safe or just say to hell with it, let them think what they want? Not the worst problem in the world to have, but I just don't know.
Doretti.
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05-13-24 15:20 #25424
Posts: 997200 bones
I agree 200 bones and no DATY.
What was a little less? 190 LOL. I would like to know. If it were 140 and that's what we were kind of paying for FS HH with HF. 60 (if I remember correctly). Sometimes the HF was. 50, which is a better deal.
Thanks for the info, I was going to try Spa Hans, but sometimes that area is way too busy especially the Taco Shop next door.
It's a challenge to go to a location when there's a preschool / school / day care around.
Went to one location in Temecula and when I was leaving (luckily with a mask and sunglasses) a family of four (2 little daughters were going to the donut shop next door and the little kid was about to go to the spa door where I came out of. I hightailed it out of there looking the other way.
Originally Posted by Lion1 [View Original Post]
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05-13-24 15:15 #25423
Posts: 424Helen at Spa Hans
After reading a good review here, I decided to give Helen a try.
She's cute, very thin, hair almost to her shoulders. Probably mid-to late 30's. Not much of an ass.
I booked an hour and decided to just see where things went without me initiating the fun time.
She started with what I would rate as a good to very good massage on my back, shoulders and legs. Took her time and spent the better part of 1/2 hour there. Whenever the opportunity arose, I'd brush her thighs, but again, didn't get aggressive and let her do her thing, which continued to be a legit massage. After the flip she continued the legit massage another 10 minutes or so and finally gave the universal signal for an HJ. I smiled and asked if I could DATY and she shook her head 'no. " She leaned in and whispered 200 for Boom Boom. I said 'too much' and asked about a BJ. She said 'no', but to be honest, there may have been a communication issue with how much I offered. Anyway, I got tired of the debate, and we settled on an HJ. She stripped down (nice B-C tits, probably fake, given how nice they were on a skinny girl) and started teasing my cock. A few licks of my nipples and she allowed access to her tits and smooth kitty. We traded a few quick pecks too. As she worked on me, she made great eye contact and had some cute facial expressions licking her lips, etc. I was rock hard and enjoying myself when she leaned in and offered Boom Boom again, for a little less, but at that point I didn't feel like paying any more to get wrapped up for just the 10 minutes left. Besides I was really enjoying the HJ.
If she sticks around for a few more weeks I may visit again. I'm a sucker for skinny girls.
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05-13-24 14:33 #25422
Posts: 13Originally Posted by Nothing24 [View Original Post]
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05-13-24 13:41 #25421
Posts: 997Bianca update
I want to thank the guys for their honest review of Bianca, finally pulled the trigger to meet up with her.
5'2, Straight black hair to midback. Full lips (implants), everything covered, no DATY. Ass like Kim Kardashian. I slapped her ass doing DS and gave came. But she allowed me to do 2 pops and I came all over her tits and lathered it all over like lotion.
Hh+ (she doesn't clock watch) $. 60.
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05-12-24 22:53 #25420
Posts: 997411 on latinas at The AMPs
Anyone have info on a Bianca?
Please DM me on the info.