Thread: Idiotic Shit in Milwaukee
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01-28-24 09:54 #33
Posts: 646Milwaukee Escort Reports
With all due e respect guys. Helloooooo! This is the Milwaukee Escort Report. Rants and Raves can certainly accommodate this discussion.
Originally Posted by OldBear [View Original Post]
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01-28-24 00:12 #32
Posts: 419Originally Posted by MrHayness [View Original Post]
As you probably know, the deck is stacked against you (pun intended) in Las Vegas. I would obviously recommend carefully searching reviews and, of course, understand that you're likely to be overcharged. My recommendation for a road trip would be Seattle or Portland where there are quality choices who are safe and sane.
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08-23-23 23:01 #31
Posts: 1116Originally Posted by RubMe262 [View Original Post]
I think they like less body hair because Chinese men normally don't have much body hair and that's what they're grown up with and used to.
In my experience Chinese women have all different types of bushes. Some do have a big Bush barely but it never creeps out onto their legs. Most of them have thin bushes sometimes straight pubes. Most have a slightly curly hair usually fairly thin.
Some shave but they don't like to shave everyday. I hate eating pussy with stubble. BTW, 90% of the time if they shave, they do full service. Just My observation.
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06-22-22 01:58 #30
Posts: 1348Even the Good Ones
Originally Posted by Miltown [View Original Post]
But.
One day my upper lip felt like I had been busted in the chops. It wasn't painful. For the first two days, then YOW. It kept swelling and swelling. I go to the doc, and he wants to take a sample of whatever's inside my duck bill (yeah, I looked like a duck). He stuck the needle in there and I screamed my fucking head off. Holy shit the bed! There was nothing to get. My lip wasn't full of puss, but whatever was infecting me was all throughout the tissue. Massive antibiotics and my lip returns to normal.
OH YEAH! She forgot to tell me she picked up the clap somewhere! Well, fuck my nose! She didn't know she had it until after I saw her for that session. (Yeah, right.) Anyway, we both got cured and we went back to our fun shit.
But I would never ever ever eat coochie on some street skank, or stick my dick in it. If you can't eat it, don't fuck it. Really. I've always felt safe shooting a load into some slugs mouth, but even then you can catch something. Rare, but possible.
Coochie (Russian Roulette at its finest) Eater.
God Bless You All.
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06-13-22 21:57 #29
Posts: 1108My vote
For the nastiest review I've ever seen on here was from the streetwalker forum when someone posted a review about deep french kissing a SW. 2nd place was from someone who saw a high volume provider and did DATY with her and then bbcip. He said he left a gift for the next guy after him. What about the guy before you who left you a gift.
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06-13-22 19:04 #28
Posts: 382Don't forget to add they all want CIP. It's one thing for maybe someone on SA, totally different for some chick using needles fucking 6-10 guys (or more) a day.
Originally Posted by JiminyLickIt [View Original Post]
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06-13-22 18:42 #27
Posts: 875Originally Posted by JiminyLickIt [View Original Post]
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06-13-22 13:25 #26
Posts: 253Truth
Originally Posted by SmokinAcee [View Original Post]
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06-13-22 09:03 #25
Posts: 148Originally Posted by FawkuAwe [View Original Post]
2016 was Milwaukee's last breath for talent.
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09-23-21 10:12 #24
Posts: 58Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]
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09-13-21 11:24 #23
Posts: 2852PM questions
Originally Posted by OildaleGuy [View Original Post]
Maybe its people like you that the mamasans have me call up and tell them not to come around anymore and I give the name and number of one of their enemy competitor AMPs that have no problem jerking off some 400 lb truck driver with warts all over and doesn't wash their ass before a massage. FYI. The #1 complaint of AMP workers are guys who do not wash out their ass completely before a massage. #2, they don't shave their body hair off their chest and back, or trim pubic hair underarms, etc. #3 obese. #4 old men who won't take Viagra and take forever to get it up. #5 - they try to touch the providers tits and pussy. #6 they don't tip the normal amount. #7, they ask personal questions like age, real name, what country they are from. #8 they want phone numbers and ask them for a date. #9 they walk in or call up asking how much for a happy ending. #10 - talk too loud and too much ruining the experience for the men in he next room.
To be a good customer arrived freshly showered and shaved. Stop by someplace on the way to take your shit and piss. Washout your bung hole to make sure all the shit is cleaned out. Talk softly or not at all if you can. Make sure you have done your research and you are 100% positive they do happy endings. Pay your house fee IN CASH, do not use a credit card. Undress, make sure your $40 is easy to get to. Like on the table. Get your massage, your HE, get dressed and go home. Maybe next time stop and get them a pizza. The girls often work 12 hours a day 7 days a week, plus do all the laundry and cleaning. Not a lot of time for meal prep. Another tip, park close to the front so they can see your car and license. That might just be your smooth entry into one of their sister AMPs. When they take 10 minutes to get ready what do you think they are doing? They are identifying you to see if you are for real. If you find a nice AMP, patronize it often. They will open up to you like feral cats. It takes time.
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09-12-21 21:15 #22
Posts: 308Really?
Originally Posted by WinonaFan [View Original Post]
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09-12-21 17:08 #21
Posts: 308I expect
Originally Posted by JiminyLickIt [View Original Post]
People like OildaleGuy have not. Same goes for the two of us. We have not proven our worth yet.
I think perhaps people need to take their own post quality, content and volume into account before criticizing.
Those who have paved the way.
Making demands is not the way to gain trust. Quality posts on a consistent basis is. If one proves they.
Should be trusted then the information will come their way for the asking.
Have a nice day.
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08-23-21 08:32 #20
Posts: 253Originally Posted by WinonaFan [View Original Post]
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08-22-21 07:57 #19
Posts: 308Did it occur to you
Originally Posted by OildaleGuy [View Original Post]