Escort Reports

**Wrestler85** · 03-08-24 22:09

Originally Posted by Club512 [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...6/034394716218

Impulse (stupid ass) decision here. She was one of the few responding at the time, we also had texted the night before very late, she seemed cool and there was even a positive review of her posted by someone here several months ago. So I (unfortunately) went for it, set up a QV.

Got there. Hotel was fine. Room clean. She. Meh. Bigger than her pics (+15-20 lbs), hobbling around (said car accident? And neck was hurting, and she looks much better on the pics than in person. Visions of Broom Hilda + The Penguin (Danny DeVito version) combined come to mind. I should have just walked out but that damn past review was lingering in my mind and I thought I could get a nice quick BBBJ. After payment she pulls out cover. I was like we agreed no cover. She looked confused, I showed her text, then she shrugged shoulders and started a pathetic excuse for a BBBJ. Barely goes down, small bobs, very mechanical, not wet, very unattractive. So bad I lost blood flow. She knew it and then starts mentioning the damn clock. WTF? The dude's review said she wasn't a clockwatcher but she is. Only 3 minutes into our session. That killed it for me and I just chalked this one up for a loss and pulled up my pants and walked out. What a pathetic experience and I. Will. Not. Effin. Repeat. Nor do I recommend. Hells no. She was just looking for a quick buck and didn't give a rats ass about providing a good service.

And BTW - it looks like her pics are showing up under another name "Laci"

https://sumosear.ch/phone/616-321-3700

Ah damn it. I was tempted to pull the trigger on her in the duo ad with Throat Goat. Been a while since I had a duo session. Maybe her in a duo will be better but now I'm kinda hesitant about it.

**Fielder** · 03-08-24 12:40

Just got to thank you for that Office Space reference! Made my morning!

Originally Posted by Club512 [View Original Post]

Hey is that Tom Smykowski from Office Space? Because you're jumping to conclusions (without all the facts).

Not that this warrants anymore detail, but first off I've been around long enough to catch the red flags or know when someone is jaded or when their true colors come through. I also know how to appropriately communicate. With tact. That being said, she actually kept our talks going. We started to develop a rapport (so I thought). She would also reach out to me to see how I was doing. And at times would ask if I wanted to see her, all of which I was out of town and could not be there. She was very cool and seemed genuinely interested in getting to know me. These talks were a couple of times a week, only about 10 min at a time, and she wanted to talk on the phone too. During the 2-3 calls we had we only talked about her life and ongoings, she asked about me, she seemed lonely and not many friends.

Then after a week or so of no talks I was back in town and saw her post and reached out inquiring about it. And her tone had changed. Short and aggressive, get the point, you want to come now or not. WTH? I did not carry on talks or tried to waste her time with endless chat or provoke her with endless texts to try to be a friend because I really wasn't interested in that or what was going on in her personal life..

**Club512** · 03-08-24 11:49

Originally Posted by DJohnson86 [View Original Post]

So you chatted with someone about work for over a month and decided it was weird when they finally said are you going to buy something or leave me alone?

Hey is that Tom Smykowski from Office Space? Because you're jumping to conclusions (without all the facts).

Not that this warrants anymore detail, but first off I've been around long enough to catch the red flags or know when someone is jaded or when their true colors come through. I also know how to appropriately communicate. With tact. That being said, she actually kept our talks going. We started to develop a rapport (so I thought). She would also reach out to me to see how I was doing. And at times would ask if I wanted to see her, all of which I was out of town and could not be there. She was very cool and seemed genuinely interested in getting to know me. These talks were a couple of times a week, only about 10 min at a time, and she wanted to talk on the phone too. During the 2-3 calls we had we only talked about her life and ongoings, she asked about me, she seemed lonely and not many friends.

Then after a week or so of no talks I was back in town and saw her post and reached out inquiring about it. And her tone had changed. Short and aggressive, get the point, you want to come now or not. WTH? I did not carry on talks or tried to waste her time with endless chat or provoke her with endless texts to try to be a friend because I really wasn't interested in that or what was going on in her personal life. I (thought) her personality (in the beginning) was nice and patient and felt perhaps it would reflect in our session. But after that. I am wise enough to see the writing on the wall. I think she would deliver services, but not sure about the quality and also I bet she could be a rusher or clock watcher. Bottom line is she's not worth the risk IMO.

**MaizeBlue** · 03-08-24 11:48

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Don't do this again.

A2

**Summer27** · 03-08-24 10:17

I had a massage from Jasmine at Serenity. The massage was as expected, so-so. But the girl is cute. Blonde, medium length hair, perky C's, great personality. She chats just enough to find out how you like your massage, played 90's music and the room and setting is great except your parking on a busy street. She seemed a little shy but when I asked her to get comfortable. The next thing I know she's in her birthday suit, body sliding on me. The finish is how ever you want it. Slow, fast, jack rabbit, whatever. I think I experienced all three at some point during the session! Rates were steep, 80 door fee for 60 minutes, but another 100 gets it done. No FS because I asked! But roaming expected! Have fun brothers!

**DJohnson86** · 03-08-24 09:18

Originally Posted by Club512 [View Original Post]

We were texting back and forth, off and on starting around January. Went on for a couple of weeks. She's real, she texted me more pics (meh), she was really eager to set something up as she said she was just getting back into the game. Did not have a vehicle and was staying at friend's place. She kept the talks going even about off topic stuff. We even chatted on the phone a couple of times, seemed cool and a bit sassy.

But soon after, I'd say a couple of weeks later, I noticed she was advertising doubles. I would reach out to her and she started to get more pushy, then impatient. It was like she didn't want to talk to me anymore - "you already know me" and only wanted to know if I was coming so she can make some cash because she needed it, and the "don't waste my time" line comes in because "I'm so busy" - - LOL! I think her true colors came through and I dropped her. The pics were not attractive, shows wear and tear, and I really think you can find better elsewhere. But if you want to take a hit for the team. By all means give it a shot and let us know how her service is. I was just so turned off by her 180 degree attitude swing that I figured that would carry over into the session. And sorry but she's not worth the risk to me.

So you chatted with someone about work for over a month and decided it was weird when they finally said are you going to buy something or leave me alone?

**Club512** · 03-08-24 00:01

Originally Posted by Dean27 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know a name to search for reviews? She has been posting for a few years I have never really seen anything that I can recall on her. Any help would be appreciated.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...3/504405218381

We were texting back and forth, off and on starting around January. Went on for a couple of weeks. She's real, she texted me more pics (meh), she was really eager to set something up as she said she was just getting back into the game. Did not have a vehicle and was staying at friend's place. She kept the talks going even about off topic stuff. We even chatted on the phone a couple of times, seemed cool and a bit sassy.

But soon after, I'd say a couple of weeks later, I noticed she was advertising doubles. I would reach out to her and she started to get more pushy, then impatient. It was like she didn't want to talk to me anymore - "you already know me" and only wanted to know if I was coming so she can make some cash because she needed it, and the "don't waste my time" line comes in because "I'm so busy" - - LOL! I think her true colors came through and I dropped her. The pics were not attractive, shows wear and tear, and I really think you can find better elsewhere. But if you want to take a hit for the team. By all means give it a shot and let us know how her service is. I was just so turned off by her 180 degree attitude swing that I figured that would carry over into the session. And sorry but she's not worth the risk to me.

**Dean27** · 03-07-24 20:44

Does anyone know a name to search for reviews? She has been posting for a few years I have never really seen anything that I can recall on her. Any help would be appreciated.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...3/504405218381

**TheJack** · 03-07-24 20:14

Been seeing her post a few days now, has anyone had a chance to see her?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...a/941648479339

**JustinFromGr** · 03-06-24 17:02

Originally Posted by Club512 [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...6/034394716218

Impulse (stupid ass) decision here. She was one of the few responding at the time, we also had texted the night before very late, she seemed cool and there was even a positive review of her posted by someone here several months ago. So I (unfortunately) went for it, set up a QV.

Got there. Hotel was fine. Room clean. She. Meh. Bigger than her pics (+15-20 lbs), hobbling around (said car accident? And neck was hurting, and she looks much better on the pics than in person. Visions of Broom Hilda + The Penguin (Danny DeVito version) combined come to mind. I should have just walked out but that damn past review was lingering in my mind and I thought I could get a nice quick BBBJ. After payment she pulls out cover. I was like we agreed no cover. She looked confused, I showed her text, then she shrugged shoulders and started a pathetic excuse for a BBBJ. Barely goes down, small bobs, very mechanical, not wet, very unattractive. So bad I lost blood flow. She knew it and then starts mentioning the damn clock. WTF? The dude's review said she wasn't a clockwatcher but she is. Only 3 minutes into our session. That killed it for me and I just chalked this one up for a loss and pulled up my pants and walked out. What a pathetic experience and I. Will. Not. Effin. Repeat. Nor do I recommend. Hells no. She was just looking for a quick buck and didn't give a rats ass about providing a good service.

Well that's a bummer, I almost paid her a visit too! We were in talks and she just ghosted me for a while, then came back and apologized, but it wasn't off to a good start. Thank you for the review.

**MGuySee** · 03-06-24 15:44

Does anyone have any intel on any pregnant providers? Thank you.

**Figment** · 03-06-24 11:37

Originally Posted by Shawtren [View Original Post]

The pics on her ad look fantastic!! There is something to be said for a good kisser. Sorta gives you an idea of how talented the tongue is! Hows the BBBJ?

https://tryst.link/escort/bobbiejayne69

Her tongue is very talented. Her preference is to not provide BBBJ. Which I respect. And I also respect how some mongers view this as a deal breaker. For me, the pros far outweigh than one limitation. In her 20's. Curvy natural body. Not flabby. No kids so no baby damage. Fantastic kissing while removing my shirt and pants. That was so hot. And of course, the fact she's not a candy user. I can't believe how many really good providers have declined with their candy use. It's sad. And lethal. We will be losing several this year to OD. I'm sorry to bring that dose of reality into the discussion but it needs to be said.

**Pete3854** · 03-06-24 11:34

Originally Posted by Shawtren [View Original Post]

The pics on her ad look fantastic!! There is something to be said for a good kisser. Sorta gives you an idea of how talented the tongue is! Hows the BBBJ?

Her Ad states no bb anything. Everything covered.

**StevesMilin** · 03-06-24 11:27

Originally Posted by Club512 [View Original Post]

Well we thought you were a super genius.

Leonard.

Be sure to research old posts before asking a question. Do your homework. You'll get much better response from members. They often blow off questions from newbies that don't do research. Also, write reviews to get cred.

Ss.